More Mindless Stories on ‘kelly ripa’
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Poor Regis. Why Do I Have a Feeling Ripa is Behind This?
It’s like a signal for the end of days. Regis was out and about with Gelman to film a secret scene with his wife, Joy, somewhere in New York City. This is supposed to be kept under wraps so that no one knows the location, but by eyes are cluing me in to the fact that the window behind Regis says “Lincoln Square” so, well, there’s your surprise.
Kelly Ripa was nowhere to be found as was Regis’ pride. Also, I have a new mission in life. Since I am like a 50 year old man who watches Regis and Kelly every morning before work, I always hear of Kelly talking about her outdoor space at her apartment building. It sounds like a special place and I would like to have some drinks with Kelly at her magical outdoor space. I am putting it out the universe and giving it secret Oprah vibes so if anyone can make this happen please contact me ASAP (Any Saturday and Passover. At least that’s what I assume ASAP stands for).
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Uh, Regis? I Actually Didn’t Need to Know This About Michael Buble.
In, “I’m Clearly 12″ News, Regis, who has recently learned how to Tweet, took to the shared Regis and Kelly Twitter account to continue to plug his CD and let us all know something completely inappropriate about Michael Buble. I have to admit that this is one of the best things that I’ve seen in a while…..partially because I’m like a 4th grader and partially because Regis is like the crazy Grandpa that says insane things all the time and you just sit there and nod uncomfortably….kinda like the way Kelly Ripa does every morning on Live With Regis and Kelly. Is it just me or does seem like she’s getting more and more annoyed with him each and every day? Hopefully this Tweet put a smile on her face.
Anyway, apparently Michael Buble is just a few spots down on the Amazon Music Charts, just below “The Reg.” My advice to Reg? If Buble is a comer, you better be careful, Reg, because he’s coming up the rear. Giggty. And, giggity.
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Regis is Going to Take a Little Break. So Who’s Gonna Yell at Gelman?
It saddens me to “reports” that Regis will be taking a leave of absence from “Live With Regis and Kelly’s Jacked Arms” starting December 1st in order to recover from his upcoming hip surgery, according to Entertainment Tonight. There’s nothing I like better than starting my morning with a little Regis and Kelly. Well, there are a few things I like better, but lets not go there. Watching Kelly carrying on a conversation with “The Reg” about things like Twitter or “The Hills” is like sitting around the Christmas dinner table and listening to the elderly just ramble about hardships from the Great Depression. Regardless, you gotta love Reg.
There’s no word on who will be filling in for Regis, but rumor has it that Anderson Cooper may be the dude who does so. However, if they ever open it up to loser-bloggers I’m definitely tossing my ass into the ring. I’m assuming I’m on the short-list.
First Oprah, now this? Moment of silence.
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Regis and Kelly Take on the Real Housewives of New Jersey
Sure this is a few days old by now, but I like to not blog on the weekends so that I can drink a lot and take many naps. Many naps. Anycrap, Regis and Kelly dressed up as about 1500 different reality “stars” for their Hallowino show and while many of the costumes and “acts” made me suffer from secondhand and thirdhand (penis) embarrassment, Kelly’s spoof of the Real Housewives of New Jersey was dead on. Dead on. Now I’ve seen hundreds, if not thousands, of people try to reenact the table flip scene, but Kelly’s was the best I’ve seen. Wow, did I just say something nice? Humph. That’s odd. Ok, enjoy.
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Kelly Ripa Blows. Ok!!
There’s only so many times I can rewind the TIVO when Kelly Ripa walks out onto the set of Live with Regis and Kelly. Finally, I now have new mental images of Kelly Ripa in what I would assume to be her “during intercourse” look. I no longer have to have “private time” with Kelly and my TIVO like a caveman. Jesus saves!
