Amanda Wyatt & Keith Urban: Secret Skanks

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Uh oh, it looks like Nicole Kidman may be getting the shiz-end of the stick again. First, she was almost locked up in a Scientologist prison/marriage to Tom Cruise and now it looks as if Keith Urban may have had an affair (or 10) even while Keith and Nicole were engaged.

It’s strange that Amanda Wyatt (the model is has come out to tell this story) would want this type of publicity. Oh wait, it’s a career move. Ok, sometimes I’m a little slow on the draw. Here’s what Amanda Wyatt had told a UK newspaper (allegedly, allegedly, oh yeah and allegedly):

Keith was boozing and drugging up a storm (perhaps he is responsible for El Nino?)
She and Keith had unprotected sex while he and Nicole were dating (that’s clean, whore)
She was a Keith Urban groupie (classy)
Urban was “reckless in bed” (where a helmet, skank)
The two enjoyed bubble baths in his hot tub (thanks Mr. Bubble)

She sounds like a real class act. He sounds like a complete mess. The two sound perfect together. I’m really pulling for these two crazy kids. Similar to Ross and Rachel, I hope these two get together someday.

Look, I wouldn’t toss her out of bed for getting animal cracker crumbs on the sheets, but…really? With her? She kinda has a bit of a snaggle tooth/teeth and in some shots she kinda looks like a man baby, yeah! I mean, if he was going to cheat he should have totally cheated up, not cheated down. Keith totally cheated down and I’m not really a big Nicole Kidman fan. Oh by the way, it totally came to me right after I saw these pictures of Amanda that I felt like I had seen her before….but where? But where? Then it hit me. Holy crap. Kyndra from Laguna Beach Season Three (minus the snaggle tooth/teeth). Yup, they totally look alike – just check out the pictures. I mean I don’t want to toot my own horn, but “toot-toot.” I am totally dead the F on every-single-time. Correct me if I’m wrong. Go ‘head. I dare ya.

Who Whored Those Words!?! and Who Shot Amanda/Kyndra!?!

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Oct
23

Keith Urban is His Own Songs

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If only he had lost his trailer and someone stole his dog would Keith Urban really be living his music. Instead, we’ll just have to settle for some good old-fashion “rehab.” Keith has checked himself into a rehab facility on Friday for possibly either alcohol, drugs, or my personal favorite option; gambling. Ok, so it probably isn’t that one, but wouldn’t that make the story a little bit better!? His wife, Nicole “Forehead of Steal” Kidman has canceled some interviews, etc to stay by his side. Keith has told fans the following:

“One can never let one’s guard down on recovery and I’m afraid that I have. With the strength and unwavering support I am blessed to have from my wife, family and friends, I am determined and resolved to a positive outcome.”

Wishing Keith a speedy recovering, but remember the old saying, “Rehab is for Quitters.”

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