More Mindless Stories on ‘katie holmes’
Nov
05
05
Katie Runs Marathon, Tom Wears Tucked In Turtleneck
Katie Holmes ran the 26-mile New York Marathon, while Tom wore a tucked in turtleneck and waited for Katie to finish. I wonder if Katie is building up her endurance to finally make a run from Tom and Scientology. Forget that, Scientology will always end up finding you no matter where you run and hide.
Bonus points to Katie for almost giving a sneak peek of the cameltoe. Marathon Cameltoe? Could be a first. I’ll look into it. Tom is about a pants size away from showing a little cameltoe himself (shutter). Why are his close always 2 sizes too small? Do people still wear turtlenecks? Do they still tuck them in? Diddler, yes. Real people, not sure.
Sidenote, why didn’t Suri run? She’s so f’n lazy. She at least could have walked the rest of it if she got to tired to run. You KNOW Bindi Sue Irwin would have run it. Way to bring up a real quitter, Tom and Katie. Way to go.
Sep
12
12
Katie Holmes F’s Up Fans Photo
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Katie Holmes was nice enough to take a picture for a fan while she was in Paris, but she really f’d it up. Hey Katie, why not have one of the 6.5 million people on the streets of Paris take the photo for you. The poor guy wanted his picture take with you in it. He doesn’t need you to just take a picture of “just him.” Nice try. However, I will give you bonus points for that steller “photo-taking-technique.” I mean look at how inventive you are by using your free hand to keep your “picture taking arm” steady. Brilliant. You’re like a human tripod. And by that I mean you probably have a penis.
Jun
18
18
Tom, Katie, and Crew Still Dress Like A-Holes at Every Sporting Event They Go To
The Cruise-Beckham’s were out in full force to show a little support (and a ‘man-crush’ for Tom) for David Beckham and Real Madrid vs. Mallorca. Are the three characters seen above for f’n real? I don’t care how much money you have, why are you wearing that to any type of sporting event. Ever been to the bleachers in Fenway, Poshtoria? Yeah, you’d be thrown into the field with your kid still stuck to you. Sadly, Katie looks the most normal, but it’s doubtful she has any clue where she is or what she is doing. She almost seemed puzzled with the “clapping motion.” Next up is Poshtoria. I’m sure every little kid wants there mommy to be showing up to daddy’s soccer game with her boobs hanging out. And finally, we have saved the best for last. Yes, Tom is wearing what looks like a possible 3 to 4 piece suit to a soccer game. Suit to a soccer game. Suit. Soccer game. Suit. Soccer. I mean he does have a point. How in the hell are you supposed to down some beers and hot dogs if you don’t have your cuff links securely fastened to your bright purple-pressed shirt. And there’s absolutely no way in hell you fully enjoy yourself if you’re not wearing your 5 button suit vest buttoned all the way up. Clearly, they all blend in.Who Shot This Crew!?!
Jun
14
14
Katie Gets Tom’s Haircut
Now did Katie get Tom’s haircut or did Tom get Katie’s haircut? It’s a tough one. It’s like what came first, the chicken or the egg? Tom and Katie left their bratty kid at home and had a nice dinner quiet dinner at Cut restaurant in Beverly Hills the other night. As a side note, when did Katie turn 42? Isn’t she like 26 or something? What a waste. She could be out every night of the week having the paparazzi take pictures of her “lady business” or she could be taking part in the latest trend, “prison sentence.” Oh wait, she kinda is serving a sentence right now. Eh, she’ll learn.
Jan
17
17
The Most Expensive Celebrity Clown Car
Beep Beep! Here comes the talentless mobile! I never knew that a car actually existed that could fit all of my least favorite celebrities. No joke, after the Golden Globes party, one of their cars broke down so the following people all had to squeeze into one car: Saint Jennifer Lopez de las Bronx (rode shotgun, of course), Poshtoria Spice, Marc Anthony, Katie Holmes, and Tom Cruise. Tom rode bitch, go figure. I can’t even imagine what the conversation must have been. I’m sure Saint Jennifer Lopez put in her “Jenny from the block” CD, while Tom tried to convert the entire backseat to Scientology. Meanwhile, the driver must have fought with his thoughts of crashing the car and putting an end to his misery. Who Shot That Car Load of Talent!?!
