Katie and Suri Cruise Take In the "Lion King" on Broadway….

….and, clearly, they loved it.

Eck! How Drunk is Suri!

Seriously, what a mess! I mean, how drunk is Suri!? Tom Cruise may be all over the place promoting the ever loving piss out of his new movie, “Hitler Was Just Misunderstood” but he should be tackling some family issues, stat. These family issues are, of course, Suri being a fall down drunk. Look at [...]

Time to Play: Who’s Who?!

Ok I’ll give you a hint. This is Tom Cruise, the actor, and Katie Holmes, the actress. Ok that’s all the clues I’m giving. Now, you need to guess which of these people is Tom and which is Katie. Don’t let the open toe shoes fool you. Don’t let ‘em fool you. Tom and Kitty-Kat-Katie [...]

Katie Continues Her Reign of Never Showing Her Teeth

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise were all awkward poses at the LA premiere of “Tropic Thunder.” Wasn’t Katie just in NYC the other day with Suri Claus? How did she get to LA so quickly? She must have access to some type of machine that gets you from one side of the country to the [...]

Katie Holmes “Outs” Man With Purse and Doll

Could there be anything less boring that Katie Holmes in the park? Katie, or as I like to call her “A Fancier Samantha Ronson,” has almost completed her transformation into a 14 year old boy. She’s wearing a stretched out pocket t-shirt and her new trademark tight-rolled jeans or “Denim Douche-Bag” as I will now [...]

I See Your Dead Eyes, Katie Holmes. I See Them.

Tom and Katie may have been enjoying their Sunday at the Red Bull US Moto Grand Prix in Laguna Seca, CA but that doesn’t mean that I’m not doing to see behind those half-tinted sunglasses, Katie Holmes. Seriously, she looks dead. Dead in the eyes and dead in the body. Wasn’t Katie Holmes hot at [...]

Katie Holmes Completely Sexless

Wow! Will you look at that sexy pancake ass. Yum. And by “yum” I actually mean, “Hey! Wait a Minute! Where’s that Ass?” Katie Holmes has had all her sexiness completely sucked out of her. I mean she was never really the “cat’s pajamas” as an elderly woman with osteoporosis would say, but she used [...]

Katie Holmes Knocked Up Again, Again?

It wouldn’t be a new month without some new “Is Katie Holmes Pregnant” rumors. Katie Holmes and her elf-life husband, Tom Cruise, took their bowl-cut-sporting daughter, Suri, out for a little America the Beautiful festivities in Colorado and even though they may have tried to take the focus off Katie by placing a couple of [...]

Tom and Katie Twin That Shit Out

What’s that saying? Couples who dress alike…..are f’n douche-bags. Yeah, I’m pretty sure that’s it. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes really brightened things up in all black whilst attending The Country Girl while in New York City this past weekend. Tom does his best shit-eating-grin and Katie does her best to look like a 42 [...]

Katie Mocks Tom, I Mock Both of Them

It’s nice to see the visual definition of “shit eating grin.” Katie “Curly Sue” Holmes and Tom Cruise were robotic hand in robotic hand at the “First Annual Essence Black Women In Hollywood” event at the Beverly Hills Hotel the other night. This is fitting as I’ve always viewed this couple as 2 strong black [...]