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I can’t. Every time I see Snatchy Leak Kissit and Honda Codpiece all I can think of is Kristen Wiig and my love for her. Did I ever tell you that time I ran into her and what I said? Oh, of course I did. Anyway, Snatchy Leak and Honda were all creepy smiles at the 9th Annual Woman Who Care luncheon held at Cipriani in NYC. I’m not really sure what that is, why a luncheon is needed, and I know you’re not here for that anyway. I just wanted to test out my new nicknames for Kathy Lee and Hoda and, well, I think I like them. I hope I see more of them so I can use them and use them and use them until even I get sick of typing them.
In conclusion of this essay, is it just me or does Kathy Lee look like Ramona from Real Housewives of New York City? Or maybe Ramona looks like Kathy Lee? I’m not sure who’s older and I’m not so good with “the math.” The only thing separating them is the good old fashion “crazy eyes.” This got me to thinking, Kristin Wiig could and should start working on her Ramona impression. I give that idea for free. The next one I’m charging.
Every once in a while, SNL pleases me. This was one of those times.
Jodie Sweetin (duh)
Bill and Cassie (the two old people who lived in the basement of “Webster’s” house – you’d take the ladder that was behind the clock to get there)
The lady who co-hosted America’s Funniest People
Sally Jesse Raphael
One of Today’s executives, Jim Bell, said about Snatchy, “I think she’s a great talent.” Oh Jim Bell, you know that we now have this quote from you that will last throughout history. There’s definitely a part of me that wants to see Snatchy on Today, as I miss her doing that eye-winking thing she would always do on Regis and Snatchy Lee each morning, but then there’s another part of me that feels like hour 4 of Today will end up basically being an update of Cody and Cassidy’s lives. I picture it like their Myspace page updates, but on television.
If Snatchy Lee doesn’t get it I would like to toss these names into the ring as possible co-hosts:
The lady who played the grandmother with the red hair on The Cosby Show
Rachel Platt (from the Harriet Carter catalog)
The little kid who played Billy for 1.5 seasons of “Who’s The Boss”