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Leave it Beaver, and Madonna, to reunite those crazy Mickey Mouse Club kids also known as Britney Spears
and Justin Timberlake. Last night at grandma Madonna’s concert in Los Angeles, Britney Spears
made a surprise visit on stage and helped Madonna sing a newer version of “Human Nature.” I’m sure that sounded pleasing to the ear. Britney did look good though. And, again, while I spent the better part of a year teeing off on Britney for going crazy, now that she’s thin and sane again I’m hopping back on the bandwagon that was once lovingly referred to as the “crazy-train.”
But the blessed surprises didn’t stop there. Oh no they most certainly did not. Later Justin Timberlake took to the stage in order to give the concert a little street cred and sang his portion of “4 Minutes.”
Later, since Britney, Madonna, and Justin Timberlake all performed on the same stage on the same night the world actually imploded. You are actually reading this blog post from heaven….and in most cases, hell.
Sweet! My time machine that I’ve been working on since the 4th grade must be finally ready for service. OK! Magazine
, the bird cage liner of celebrity magazines, is reporting that Britney Spears
and Justin Timberlake will be making studio voice altering music together again for Britney’s upcoming album. Yes, my friends, they’ll be singing a duet. I’m really pushing for them singing “Ebony and Ivory,” you know, because Justin is black and Britney is white…trash.
Justin Timberlake, or “JT” as the kids call him has signed a random chick who sings on YouTube to his new record label. The 18 year old girl, Esmee Denters, has covered songs by Beyonce, Alanis, and Alicia Keys which got over 21 million views on her YouTube page. Timberlake has said, “In completely unpredicted news to all YouTubers and bloggers, we are proud to announce Esmee Denters has signed to Tennman Records and she will be joining me on tour this summer. Esmee is the real deal and I cannot wait for the world to hear her, but all of her fans on YouTube should not worry – we will keep you in the loop every step of the way.”
Good for her. Ok, so that brings me to my next point or my first point, I’ve lost track. So people who sing and/or have videos on YouTube and/or blog can be “discovered?” Hmm, you hear that “The Soup,” “Family Guy,” and “Best Week Ever.” I’m right here. Waiting. Writing and Waiting. And Writing. And Waiting. And Waiting. Waiting. Let me know. Talk to you soon.
I place “the diss” in quotes so that people know I’m hip and cool and use awesome hipster catch phrases like “the diss.” Do people even say “diss” anymore? I hope so, that would be neat. Anyway, while I usually think that Justin Timberlake is a jackass I realize that me and him have a lot in common. First, he stole the “i’m bringing sexy back” theme from my blog “i’m bringing blogging back” (prove it that I’m lying). Second, we’re both jackasses. And third, Justin lets people know his thoughts about MTV reality television in Details Magazine that’s out this month. Here’s what Justin had to say in regards to his thoughts on the tabloids:
“I despise what they do. They create soap operas out of people’s lives. [Cameron and I] had our thing, and it’s over. They edit that stuff like MTV edits reality shows. It’s a spin game, and I choose not to take part in it.”
Dude, don’t knock MTV reality shows. They may be scripted and edited, but they’re great. Sure they rot your brain, but it’s those MTV reality shows that get more than half of America through their hung-over weekends. God bless The Hills, including the editors of The Hills. If it wasn’t for that editing do you think anyone would watch? Who wants to see Heidi having a real conversation? Not me. I want to see the edited version where Heidi spews out crap that doesn’t make sense. So, Justin, in closing…wait where was I? Who cares. Moving on.
Music producer Timberland has worked with everyone from Justin Timberlake to Nelly Furtado to Missy Elliot to Celine Dion (ok I made that one up). However, Timberland now sets his sights on saving Britney Spears.
Did you know she was in rehab, by the way? Timberland has said in an Entertainment Weekly interview:
“I feel her pain, it really bothers me. I’m the type of person who tries to save the world. I just want to take her away, go overseas, and work (it) out.”
Not only will Timberland “kidnap” Britney, but he would have Justin Timberlake help him out as well. Timberland actually invited Timberlake to help save Britney. He continues:
“I asked Justin, ‘How would you feel about me working with Britney?’ I had to ask him that. “I said, ‘Would you do it with me?’ Timberlake agreed. I just want to hold her hand. I want her to be in my camp, to be around Justin. I need Justin to talk to her. Help her, please!”
Hold on a second. What type of camp is this that you want her to be a part of? Is it like sleep-away camp? Basketball camp? Music camp? I’m confused. Are you a doctor? Can you prescribe medication to her? Yeah, I would wait it out on helping her and let actual medical professionals take this one. Once Britney is “cured” then you can take her on a little trip to where ever it is that you want to take her. However, don’t try to kidnap her because I’m already filling out an Amber Alert.
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