More Mindless Stories on ‘jonathan rhys meyers’
May
10
10
Jonathan Rhys Meyers Pulls an Opposite Britney
Jonathan Rhys Meyers (I don’t know what two of those three words mean) pulled an opposite Britney Spears by leaving rehab early and then shaving his head. Dude, if you’re trying to create some buzz about yourself you’re clearly supposed to shave your head and then enter rehab. Such an amateur mistake. Oh, and don’t forget to call yourself the anti-christ and draw “666″ on your forehead.
Anyway Jonathan Rhys Meyers was at some random restaurant in LA fresh outta rehab and drinking coke. Boring. Get back to drinking, stupid. Never quit. Never. I mean, best of luck.
Who Shot The Opposite Britney!?!
Apr
25
25
Rehab is the New Anorexia and the Old "Child Out of Wedlock"
Jonathan Rhys Meyers (I only know what one of those words mean) has checked himself into rehab for a little too much of the drinky-drink. I think that’s the technical term for it. Actually he’s in a super fancy AA facility. Jonathan Rhys Meyers was working so much, according to People Magazine that he needed to enter rehab to maintain his recovery. I can relate to that. One time I worked past 5:00 and felt so burnt out that I drove myself right to rehab. I mean, I don’t have a drinking problem, I just figured that’s what you’re supposed to do. That’s what you’re supposed to do, right? All these movie stars make rehab seem so fun. I’m getting curious.
P.S – My photoshopping skills have been brought to a new level.
