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Nov
17
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Looks like StepOnMe Tanner is no longer the awkward duckling, as today she as transformed into an awkward swan. Magic.
Jodie Sweetin, apparently sporting red car paint on her lips, was looking slim and trim on the red carpet of the 15th Annual Lint Roller Party (Best Friends Animal Society) in Hollywood, California. Surprising not her arm was Mr. Bear. I’ve put out an ABP on Mr. Bear and hope he returns safe and sound.
Us Weekly took a breath from blowing the cast of
The Hills and decided to speak with Stephanie Tanner about what was going on in her life. Besides the possibility of a reality show (pray to Jesus Claus this happens) and her daughter who is starting to babble and has 4 teeth (who cares), Jodie has a book coming out some time in 2009! Sweet(in)! Oh crap, they should call it that!
How did Jodie lose all the baby weight you ask? NutriSystem and daily TV workouts. My guess? Back to meth. Ok, low blow. Oh, maybe blow?
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Sep
29
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You’d figure if Stephanie Tanner knew she was going to be photographed she would have brushed that rats nest of a hairdo. Although her rack was looking quite perky. It really balances out her chin. Wait a second. When you think about it,
Jodie Sweetin is totally the original
Heidi Montag. So this is basically what
Heidi Montag would look like fast-forward 8 years if she never had any work done. Suddenly Heidi doesn’t seem so crazy anymore. Chins and racks. It’s the way of the future!
I can’t wait for Jodie’s reality show to get picked up. I don’t care if a network picks it up or not. Jodie, you can post Youtube clips right here on IBBB and I’ll still recap it. It’s going to be a great fall! I know, I know, I sound like a geek-burger with cheese. How rude!
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Sep
23
Dust off the meth on Mr Bear because
Jodie Sweetin and her husband, Cody, are in the process of filming their very own reality show. I’ve prayed to both Jesus Claus and Santa Christ that this reality show would, in fact, happen and it looks like we are so close to seeing it. The only minor problem is that a network hasn’t picked it up yet. Network schmetwork. Put it on YouTube and I’ll still recap the ever loving piss out of it.
According to Stephanie Tanner the show will follow Jodie, her husband, and their new baby. Sounds riveting. However, then Jodie really put the nail in the coffin when she said that her new show was kind of like “Tori and Dean” but with a little more rock and roll. Ugh. More rock and roll than Tori and Dean? Doubtful. Perhaps Jodie hasn’t seen Tori and Dean’s music video?
While Jodie is in talks with “many” networks, she did namedrop VH1 as one of them. Please just don’t let it be the Hallmark Channel. I made a personal vow to myself to never turn it on.
Hopefully this show will also show Stephanie Judith Tanner dressing up, again, as Connie Chung and dropping the “how rude” bomb every 4 minutes. Also, any way to incorporate Mr Bear, Gia, Gia’s makeout party, and possibly “The Jess Man” into the show will surely win it an Emmy next year. I. Can’t. Wait. To. Recap. This. Show. I am a complete loser and I love it.
Aug
05
Everyone and their mother was at the Bob Saget Comedy Central Roast the other day. As a wise man once said “When you’re lost out there and you’re all alone, when life is waiting to carry you home. Everywhere you look.” I’m not fully sure what that means, but the words were part of the Full House theme song and Full House is my new religion so I believe whatever it says.
While random celebrities like Judy Tenuta, Alan Thicke, Cloris Leachman, Jodie Sweetin and many of the other Full House cast members made it to the roast, the Olsen Sluts were missing (as I reported yesterday). Well, the Olsen Skanks should count themselves lucky for missing the event because E Online is reporting that the Olsen’s were the butt of many of the jokes, including jokes about Bob Saget having sexual encounters with them while they were underage. Yeah, because that’s always funny. You totally know that Danny Tanner would make Michelle stick her thumb up his bum while she said, “You Got it Dude!” and gave the “thumbs up” sign. Pervert.
You can check out the roast on August 17th on Comedy Central. I’ll be watching because, to me, it will be like a Full House reunion and I can’t wait to see Uncle Joey completely bomb. You know he’s still using those “cut, it, out” jokes and probably still has that retarded woodchuck puppet with him. Did somebody say……wood? No Joey, they didn’t. Rot in hell.
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Aug
04
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It’s Full House Monday here at IBBB! This may be old news, but guess what? I don’t give a Gibbler. I’m totally running with this story today. Brace yourself everyone.
Jodie Sweetin is in talks to get her own….wait for it…wait for it…..reality show! Praise Santa!
Jodie was at the Maxim Extreme Sports party in LA the other day and told reporters that “We’re going to start shooting in a couple of months. We are in talks with a couple of networks right now. We have one picked out, but nothing is signed yet.”
Oh God. I can only imagine what network this is going to be. Why do I feel like it’s going to be like God-forsaken “Oxygen” network or like The Hallmark channel. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’m already in progress of programming my TIVO. I know my TIVO is going to try to fight me on this too. I’ll program it and my TIVO will totally try to delete it.
Oh, and here’s the best part. When asked why they were going to do the show, Jodie said, “I think it’s sort of a fun way to show the other side of celebrity and a semi-normal life.”
Oh really? That’s cool. So, uh….er….um….er….what celebrities will they be showing on Jodie’s reality show? I. Can’t. Wait. For. This.
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Jodie Sweetin, her rack, and her baby were all strange facial expressions and awkward poses whilst on the brown carpet at the “Celebration of Babies Benefiting the March of Dimes” at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills over the weekend. 
