More Mindless Stories on ‘jodi foster’
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Mel Gibson, a Beaver, and Jodi Foster Spend the Day in the Park. Yeah, No, You Read That Correctly.
Sadly I don’t think this is the first time I’ve written about a beaver and Jodi Foster in the same blog post. However, it is a first that I’m adding Mel Gibson and a New York park to the mix.
According to drunken reports and photos that kind of look like they may have been photoshopped (but not by me), Mel Gibson is filming his new movie “The Beaver” appropriately directed by Jodi Foster. I don’t get the connection, but you’d be surprised by the amount of photos that come up when you Google Image Search “Jodie Foster and Beaver.” Don’t try this at home, kids. Actually, try it at home…not work.
If you’re a big fan of Helen Hunt Jodie Foster and the beaver then you’ll be happy to know that Jodie will also be appearing in the film as well. I don’t know whose hand is going to be up that beaver more, but all I know is that you couldn’t pay me to smell that puppet. I’m kidding. I’d do it for $5.00. Kidding. I’d do it for $2.00. Kidding. I’d do it for an iced coffee. Kidding, I’d do it for the smell.
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Jodie Foster is Looking For Dina Lohan
Ok ok Jodi we get it, God! Stop yelling at us! You’re looking for Dina. So am I, but for different reasons. And don’t say, “can I ask” and then just ask anyway without permission. Rude. Jodi continued on by saying, “When I was their age there were no big 18 year old stars…Now, we want the 17 year olds so we can bleed them for all they’re worth and squeeze as much money as we possibly can out of them and then their career will be over in something like three years.”
Um, don’t be jealous Jodi just because no one wanted to snap pictures of your “gentleman greeter” when you got out of a limo when you were 18.
Jodie Foster is Looking For Dina Lohan
