More Mindless Stories on ‘jessica simpson’
Sep
21
21
Jessica Simpson Drunk. Perfect!
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Jessica Simpson is drunk and slutty. This officially makes Jessica the perfect girl and, perhaps, the perfect human. Yes, it does. This makes Jessica smarter, funnier, more talented, a better singer, a better actress, and a better person overall. I’m not kidding, I truly believe this.
Jessica was filming scenes for her latest movie “Major Movie Star.” I say someone hand this chick an Oscar. I’m not kidding, give it to her. Hell, if she’s playing a drunken movie star and ends up flashing her “gentlemen greeter” I’d give her the Nobel Prize.
I like ‘em drunk, skanky, falling down, and sleeping on the street. I don’t like them will gunk in their eye though. Just sayin…
Sep
21
21
This Time Last Year: Jessica Simpson
Memories, like the corners of my mind. I’d like to introduce a new little segment called “This Time Last Year.” This Time Last Year will take a brief look at what was going on in the celebrity world…this time last year (go figure). Oh, and also I’m lazy so this is pretty easy to do on a Friday. Here’s what was going on with Jessica Simpson, This Time Last Year: Ghost Boobs and a Side of Cameltoe:
I love how people still don’t know about certain black shirts and camera flashes. Come on people, it’s instant ghost boobs! Well, not that I’m complaining. Jessica is really on the borderline of rockin’ the cameltoe though. She needs to be careful with that. That’s danger!
Jul
16
16
Jessica Simpson Practices Faces
Posted by IBBB
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I’ve never been to a fashion show before (luckily), but what takes place at these events that would ever bring on such a variety of facial expressions from Jessica Simpson? Jessica got a front row seat at her own fashion show for swimwear at the “Mercedes Benz Fashion Week – Miami Swim.” Ok, so a couple questions. (1) Now is Jessica’s mother, Tina, 17 years old? (2) Is Tina making her fingers into a fake gun in the last photo? Perhaps she’ll use it on herself? (3) Is Tina Simpson and Lynne Spears (Britney’s mom) the same exact person? I think they are. Ok, so all 3 questions were about Tina Simpson, but she’s becoming the new Dina Lohan for me. Anyway, I’m happy that Jessica is hot again. Now if only we could turn her into some type of drunk. Here’s to hoping. Jun
18
18
Jessica Simpson Shows Her Cans
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Jessica Simpson seems to be back to her old self again, and by “old self” I mean showing off her boobs. It seems like not long ago I was philosophising whether or not Ashlee was hotter than Jessica. At the time, Ashlee was clearly in the lead, but now I don’t know. I mean, Jessica isn’t singing or acting right now, but she seems to be looking better. Actually, she looks the best she has looked in months. Hmm maybe she should sing or act and just wear tight t-shirts. That seems to be working for her. Anyway, Jessica was all smiles (and boobs) this weekend while she got a little Italian food in Hollywood at Angolo Divino (??). Hopefully not too much though, we still need her skinny in order to be successful. What? I’m just saying…that’s what I hear.
Jun
01
01
Jessica Simpson, a Millionaire, Wears a Jogging Suit
Posted by IBBB
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Jessica Simpson was stopping for a quick bite to eat the other day in LA when, surprisingly, the paparazzi were following her. Now don’t get me wrong, I still think that Jessica Simpson is still hot even in her “jogging suit” but really? A jogging suit? I kinda feel that there should be a rule that if you have over $1 million, you are not legally allowed to wear a jogging suit. The only people that should be allowed to wear a jogging suit are those that either work in a supermarket or live in a cardboard box. I’m going to try to make that a law. Now how would I got about doing something like that. I know, I’ll ask Santa. Anyway, it looks like Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are officially calling it quits again, for what I can only think is the 5th time. She should get back together with Nick Lachey and then do another reality show on MTV. That seemed to have worked for her before. Why not try it again? Either that or she could easily jump start her career again by partying too much, getting hooked on cocaine and/or heroin, hop in her car, drive real fast, crash into something, run from the scene, get arrested, go to Promises and/or Wonderland rehab, go to AA, head back to court, serve some jail time, finish that sentence, stop by Oprah to talk about it, record an album, film a movie, and collect the money. It’s a real simple plan for success. I should be her manager and by “manager” I mean her…
