More Mindless Stories on ‘jessica biel’
Jul
24
24
Jessica Biel: Easy, Beezy, Beautiful
Posted by IBBB
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The always light and easy going Jessica Biel was all business when she was walking her dog, Tina, in LA the other day. Wasn’t Jessica Biel hot before? She was right? What in the holy hell happened? Maybe it’s the housecoat she’s wearing? Maybe she scares me because she’s sans makeup? Or maybe, just maybe, she intimidates me. She does. I admit it. I feel like after this photo was taken she took that dog home and just humped it for hours to mark her territory. Bitches. Ow!
Dec
27
27
Jessica Biel Will Kick All Our Asses
Posted by IBBB
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Jessica Biel was caught vacationing in Hawaii for Christmas, and just like it says in the Bible, “Thou Shall Play Beach Paddle Ball During the Birth of our Savior Jesus Christ.” Check the Bible, it totally says that. Jessica Biel can completely kick my ass, but don’t get me wrong because she can kick your ass too. Actually, she can kick all of our asses. Look, I’m not saying that she needs to get Nicole Richie “stick-like” but Jessica is a little to muscular for my taste. Reverend Camden would have NEVER let her get guns like that (and not the other guns you’re thinking of). Nov
29
29
Jessica Biel is Dead to Me
While I once thought Jessica Biel was hot I now have to officially say that Jessica is dead to me…for the time being. And why, you ask? It looks like Jessica Biel and Derek Jeter have turned into a couple as they were seen in Vegas together at various VIP spots being all “cozy” and whatnot. She is such a traitor! Clearly by now all of you IBBB readers know of my love of the Red Sox and my hatred of the Yankees. Yeah, well she is dead to me now. What, does she think she’s too good for Manny Ramirez? Traitor!
Oct
06
06
Jessica Biel Can’t Afford a Gym
Posted by IBBB
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I’m going to start walking around with a donation can for Jessica Biel so that I can buy her an actual gym membership. It seems that every time we see her working out with her trainer she is outside, or more specifically, in a walkway of an office building.
As a sidenote, she is in insane shape and could totally kick my ass. Her arms are getting way to big though for my taste. Those are the arms of Angela Bassett in the Tina Turner movie. Scary. Now it’s time for me to say my obligatory, “She’s a man, baby, yeah!”
