More Mindless Stories on ‘jessica alba’
Sep
25
25
Damn You Jessica Alba!
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Damn you Jessica Alba, damn you straight to the fiery pits of hell! Jessica just loves to rub it in my face that she has a “boyfriend.” Well now I think it’s just getting to the point where she’s just being mean about it. Jessica is supposed to be picking out things for me to wear and holding it up to me and by “picking out” I mean “buying” and by “holding it up to me” I mean “her boobs.” Ok, now that we’re all squared away on that, Jessica Alba and her “boyfriend” (blah) Cash Warren spent a little quality time (i.e her money) at a store in Malibu. Hurtful.
Sep
10
10
…In Other News..
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Absolutely no comment needed. In other news…
~ Sarah Silverman’s Jokes About Britney ~ AgentBedHead
~ Kanye West Won the “Sore Loser” Award, No? ~ CelebritySmack
~ Paris Congratulated Christina, Stupidly ~ DListed
~ Is Sweeney Todd Edward Scissorhands? ~ PopBytes
~ Tommy Lee and Kid Rock Bitch Fight ~ EvilBeet
~ Foxy Brown to Do the Prison Shuffle ~ MollyGood
~ More Britney Thoughts ~ NinjaDude
~ Jennifer Lopez Channels “The Ropers.” Brilliant! ~ DirtyDisher
~ Katharine McPhree and LockJaw Willis Eat on the Street ~ Allie
Aug
15
15
Jessica Alba Blind: I Have a Chance!
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When I first saw that Jessica Alba was blind I felt bad. Then I quickly snapped out of it and realized this was the best thing that could happen to me. I now officially totally have a chance with Jessica Alba and I bet she is really easy to sneak up on. Sure that stick that she has could get in the way and be used as a weapon, but as long as she doesn’t excel in “pinata hitting” I should be fine. This really got me to thinking. What other celebrities would I like to be blind? My list is as follows:-
Either Olsen
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Eva Mendes
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Halle Berry
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Jessica Simpson
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Bindi Irwin (what?)
Ok so fine, Jessica is not really blind (boooooo). She’s actually just filming scenes from her upcoming movie “The Eye” in Vancouver and she is just “playing” a blind woman. “Playing” a blind woman is bad karma I think, but I’m not one to judge. Oh wait, I am.
Jul
10
10
I Wanna Stand Under Jessica Alba’s Umbrella, Ella Ella Eh Eh Eh
Posted by IBBB
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Britney Spears and Rihanna really made a big comeback of the “umbrella” joke. Thank God for them. Anyway, my girlfriend (she just doesn’t know it yet) Jessica Alba was in Paris with some friends and, clearly, it must be the dead of winter in Paris because it’s sweater-jackets all around! I won’t let the dramatic clothing make me love Jessica Alba any less. Also, people are still all up in arms because Jessica (or “Jalba” as I like to call her) has denied her heritage and blah blah blah. I think that makes her even more hot. Yup. Be embarrassed about where you came from. Bleed red, white, and blue. USA all the way. Insert other patriotic quotes here _______.
Anyway, in second-hand Jessica Alba news, I spoke with someone who is friends with one of the cast members of the Fantastic Four and they are all extremely bummed at how terrible the movie recently did at the box office even after all the promoting they had done. They already filmed the 3rd installment of the Fantastic Four when they were filming the 2nd installment (that bombed) and now they’re all nervous that this one may never be released at the movies and go straight to DVD. Ok, so this isn’t breaking news or anything, but I bet it’s something none of you knew, so deal with it. Jokes, jokes.
May
15
15
Jessica Alba’s Ass: You’re Welcome
Posted by IBBB
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Sometimes you really hit the jackpot and you get a day off (or two) from Lindsay Lohan. This time around you get Jessica Alba at the beach. Isn’t it nice when you don’t need to see it with freckles all over it? What is it about the beach in Malibu that really makes the girls want to skank it up? God bless the beach in Malibu. God bless. 
