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Jessica Alba States Obvious
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Jessica Alba Has a Girl
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Jessica Alba’s Motherly Instinct Kicking In
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Jessica Alba is Zac Efron’s Mom
When Jessica was being interviewed by Elle Magazine she was asked about the Teen Choice Awards and meeting Zac Efron. Here’s what Jessica had to say: “He looks like a child with a lot of makeup. I was like ‘My God, you’re just a little kid.” Awesome! But Jessica, please don’t take the Lords name in vain. It’s bad enough you’re pregnant and not married. You already have enough strikes against you in His eyes.
Then Jessica kinda turned into a real downer when she was asked about her age: “I’m feeling old, yes…27 was when Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, Kurt Kobain, and Jim Morrison all died.” Waaahh Wahhhhhhhhh.
So now, for me, I’m on the fence with Jessica. It’s going to become more difficult the bigger she gets during her pregnancy, but we’ll see what she says/does next.
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Jessica Alba and Some Ghost Boobs
Halloweenie may be over, but ghost boob season is in full effect. Jessica Alba, my future wife, was at the premiere of her new movie “Awake” in New York City last night. First off, I think it’s great that she’s trying to send a secret message to me via her ghost boobs. I mean, I think it’s kind of rude that she didn’t invite me to the premiere, but I’ll let it slide this time. However, in promising Jessica Alba news it’s been reported that Jessica will be saying peace out to LA and moving her ass to NYC.
Jessica has said, “I was like, ‘How do I move to New York?’ It’s a great city (and) everywhere you look there’s art and restaurants and people are, like, on the move, it’s very progressive.
People talk to you, they interact. It’s not like that in L.A. In L.A. everyone’s in their car and they’re honking at you or spitting their cigarette or their gum out at you.”
Yay! I can officially add Jessica to my Stalkers List. Oh, and I’ll still spit out gum at her when I see her so she doesn’t feel homesick.
Jessica Alba and Some Ghost Boobs
