More Mindless Stories on ‘jennifer love hewitt’
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I Want to Live in a World Where Being Shallow is Accepted
Alright that’s it. I’m pressing the “WTF” button. Yeah, I added it. Jealous? Jennifer Love Hewitt and her boyfriend, Jamie Kennedy, walked the red carpet at the 100th Episode of the Ghost Whisperer party at Club XIV in LA the other night. Sure she’s more crazy train than Jessica Simpson, but Jennifer Love Hewitt is still kinda hot. And, looking at this recent photo, it appears that she lost some weight too. I figured I comment on that since I’ll get hate mail stating that I only make fun of her when she’s heavier. I’ve actually never made fun of her weight. Tyra’s, yes. Hewitt’s, no. Anyway, how are these two together? I want answers, God damn it! And don’t tell me that people can fall in love based on “personality.” That’s crap and you know it. People just say that when one person is blind and the other person is fat. That’s how that works.
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So Jennifer Love Hewitt is Finally Down to That Size Two She Was Trying To Convince Us of Last Year
You can’t make a liar out of Jennifer Love Hewitt. Last winter she claimed she was a size 2 and now, 9-months later…it’s true! Jennifer Love Toothpick (shit, that was good) has dropped 18 pounds in ten weeks. Wow! 18 pounds in 2 months and 2 weeks! Sounds like someone is pushing the weight envelope by shoving a toothbrush down their little throat!
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Jennifer Love Shows Who’s the Boss
Jennifer Love Hewitt finds new and innovative ways to remind her fiance, Ross McCall, just who makes the money and who’s in control in their relationship. Not only does she force him to walk the dog and clean up the dog shit, but as he does it she “gets him” from behind. Regardless, this dude is set for life assuming J Love makes more than minimum wage working on The Ghost Whisperer. I’d be Jennifer Love Hewitt’s bitch for the money. Hell, I’d be Rumor Willis’ bitch. Hmmm, maybe that’s a new goal I should have. I may work on that.23
Jennifer Love Hewitt Sells Underwear
Is Jennifer Love Hewitt still on TV? I think she is. I think she’s still cranking out “I Know What You Did Last Summer” sequels too. At the same time, I feel like her career really went down the crapper. I tried to pinpoint where it all went wrong for Jennifer Love Hewitt. It was either when she came out with an album or when she literally was going on talk shows and telling people that most people call her “Love.” Yup, that’s it. That’s the moment where things started to really go downhill for her. Prior to her announcing to the world that people call her “Love” she was pretty popular. Sure it was because she was 18 and had a rack and a half, but now even that can’t seem to revive her career. “Love” is now out selling underpants. Hanes underpants to be exact. See now if she were smart like Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan she would stay as far away from underpants as humanly possible. Also, as a sidenote, Hanes? Really? Are you sure? If you’re going to sell underwear are you sure you want it to be Hanes? Sure, maybe if your demographic is nana and papa, but that’s it. I would get rid of the Hanes, “Love.”
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Jennifer Love Serves Me Cake in Bed
I’m not exactly sure where Jennifer Love Hewitt is going with that plate of cake in her pajamas. My first guess would be to “Sociology 101″ but she isn’t in college, so my next guess would have to be to Nicole Richie’s house for an intervention, but that’s just mean so I doubt it’s that. My final guess is that we will these scenes on “Dateline: To Catch a Predator” in which Jennifer Love is bringing cake over to the house of her underage lover.
Clown pants rule and so do the little clowns in these pictures as well. Cut and paste is a real hoot.
