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Jun
25
25
And I Am Telling Youuuuu, Those Boobs Are About to Pop Out and You’re Gonna Love ‘Em!
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I’m guessing this is what Dora the Explorer will sorta look like when she grows up and sprouts a rack? Yes? Jennifer Hudson and her pushed up smooshed down bombs were ready to bust the buttons off that dress, but still maintained to partially stand up while on the red carpet at the BET Awards in LA last night. It was nice that Jennifer really dressed things up with her bowl cut. It really makes her thick neck pop.
In other Jennifer Hudson news, J Jugs also debuted her new music video, “Spotlight,” on BET last night which was directed by Chris Robinson. If you live music videos you should watch it. If you don’t like music videos you should not watch it. That’s basically the only 2 options I’m ready to give you at this time.
Mar
02
02
Jennifer Hudson Won’t Do Nudity; World Exhales in Unison
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There must be movie execs all over the world begging Jennifer Hudson to take off her glittery clothes for her next role because Jennifer Hudson is going on the record that she not only won’t show her “American Idols” in a movie, but she won’t even appear in a movie where anyone is naked, even if it isn’t her. Jennifer claims that she is a role model for young black women, so that is why she won’t go naked. I applaud her for this, but not for the “role model” piece, but more so for the “I like being able to see things” piece. I like to look at things and people. I like to be able to read and cross the street easily. I like to be able to watch bad reality television. In the unlikely event that I actually ever see a Jennifer Hudson movie and I happen to see her naked in it, I would have to immediately pour gallons upon gallons of bleach directly into my eyes. I would actually use a funnel so that ALL the bleach would go directly into my eyes. I want to make sure I lose full sight. FULL SIGHT!
Feb
02
02
Jennifer Hudson Already Jumped the Shark
It’s good to see that Jennifer Hudson hasn’t forgotten where she came from. Right now, somewhere, Jennifer is saying, “What do you mean where I came from? I started at Dream Girls.” All of a sudden Jennifer wins the Golden Globe, wins the SAG award, and is up for an Oscar and she is verbally “doing her business” all over American Idol. Jennifer has said that she was abused on Idol and was misled and brainwashed. Seriously? I’ve gone through abuse and brainwashing just to get decent Red Sox tickets, and I’d do it all again. Yup, she totally jumped the shark. Well, not only did she jump it, but she kicked it in the nose while she was jumping it. I say take back her Golden Globe. Let her keep her SAG award, but only because the word “SAG” makes me laugh like a 11-year old school girl.
Jennifer continued to say that there is no tension between her and Beyonce and that they “clicked from day one.” Sure. Good luck with that Oscar because if and when you win it, Tina Knowles is going to mug you in the parking lot. What? I’m just giving you a heads up.
