More Mindless Stories on ‘jennifer garner’
Sep
05
05
When’s the Last Time You’ve Seen Someone Do This?
Posted by IBBB
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From the looks of it you’d think that Jennifer Garner was walking into the courtroom for her murder trial by the way she’s acting. However, Jennifer is only going to her doctors appointment. Why in the hell is she so shy. She’s famous. Since she is famous it is our right as US citizens to stalk and know every last detail of any and every celebrity we want. If I want to walk up to her and lift up her shirt or look down her pants I should be able to and she should have to deal with it.
As you know Jennifer Garner is “with child” and will probably be a big beast whilst being pregnant. Geesh, even OJ didn’t try to block cameras this much. Wow. And OJ joke. Pitiful.
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Aug
21
21
So Who Isn’t "With Child?"
It’s baby palooza in the celebrity world these days. While I never care about celebrity children, I figured I’d give you all a quick run down on the baby situation since I am, of course, a credible news source. I figure it this way: If Anne Curry is going to quickly mention it during her Today Show news updates then I should too. Here’s the baby run down:
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Matt Damon and his wife Luciana just gave birth to a baby girl named Gia. I love this name as it reminds me of one of my favorite episodes of Full House where Steph went to Gia’s “make-out” party and was too afraid to start making out. That didn’t stop Gia. Oh no it didn’t. If Danny didn’t show up at the last minute Gia would have been going through her moms medicine cabinet looking for the morning-after pill. Anyway, Matt Damon’s daughter’s name is Gia.
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Angie Harmon and Jason Sehorn just announced they are expecting their 3rd child, to which the homeless man they announced it to responded, “So do you have any spare change or what?”
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Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck have confirmed they, too, are expecting their second child, although they wouldn’t reveal their due date. Jennifer joked that she wasn’t pregnant, she just had a lot of carbs for breakfast. Ok. Let’s hope this new baby doesn’t have the same sense of humor as Jennifer.
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Ricky Martin has had twin boys via a surrogate mother a few weeks ago and is “elated” to spend the rest of the year with them out of the spotlight. Once the year is up, expect to see Ricky back in the spotlight the same way he has been in our faces since 1999.
Well folks, that’s the baby wrap up. I’m a little disappointed that I can’t report that Bindi Irwin is pregnant, but what can I say, she’s not on her period yet and boy is she fast.
Oct
09
09
Jennifer Garner Fights Off Paparazzi
Posted by IBBB
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Wow! Jennifer Garner really takes “don’t take a picture of my daughter” to a whole new level. Bad joke. What? It’s early for me.
So Jennifer Garner is currently in Arizona filming her new movie, “The Kingdom.” Who knew Arizona looked so much like Turjikistan!?!? Pretty. Moving on…nothing says “I’m going to totally scar my child for life” quite like letting her look on as mommy is covered in fake blood and using a machine gun. I may not be a doctor (actually I totally am), but I don’t think it can be too healthy for Violet to be watching this. Oh well, nothing money can’t fix.
