More Mindless Stories on ‘jennifer aniston’
May
22
22
Jennifer Aniston’s Wedding
See what I did there with that title? You thought this was Jennifer Aniston’s actual wedding. Well you just got IBBB Punk’d. Take that Kutcher! Anyway, devoted IBBB reader, Kelly (aka Irish Stacey), was kind enough to send one of her friends out into a fake snowstorm in Philadelphia just the other day to snap up some pictures of Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson filming scenes for their upcoming movie, Marley & Me. In this movie I’m assuming Jennifer Aniston plays a bride who is a lot like Rachel Green from “Friends.” I say that because Jennifer Aniston always plays “Rachael” from Friends no matter what movie she’s in. Why do I feel like after this scene was shot, Jennifer Aniston went home in that wedding dress and stayed in it for the entire weekend?Nice job to “Irish Stacey’s” friend who took these pictures…especially the last one in which I’m pretty sure they were lodged in between 2 tree branches. There’s a paparazzi future in the making!
Apr
22
22
When Jennifer Aniston’s In a Bikini, People Touch Themselves
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Finally scientific proof that when Jennifer Aniston is in a bikini people just spontaneously start touching themselves (see above photo with pervy perverson). Jennifer Aniston was at a Miami hotel getting some sun and obviously she doesn’t mind mixing in with the common folk. Now that I know this I will certainly up my stalking of Jennifer Aniston. I just assumed she would be placed in a locked cage while on vacation so that people couldn’t just attack her. Note to self. Anyway, I don’t even know what I would do if I saw Jennifer Aniston at the same hotel as me in a bikini. Actually, I know exactly what I would do. I’d scream like 14 year old school girl from one lounge chair over from her and I would, of course, yell over “Are the Friends really friends” whilst touching myself. I am a gentleman after all, I would of course show interest in her while going to town on my sex stick. Seriously what? I just crossed my own line. I feel abused.
Moving on, Jennifer is currently filming her latest movie with Owen Wilson and was just on the season finale of “Oprah’s Big Rack” on Sunday night. While on the finale, Jennifer Aniston gave $30,000 of her own money to the contestants who didn’t win. Wow! That’s like $210,000! Wait, didn’t she get $1.5 million per episode of ‘Friends?’ Cheapo. And before you start yelling at me for “what did I give to charity” I actually have donated. I gave $5.25 to a homeless guy just over the weekend. Well….it wasn’t so much a homeless guy as it was a lady….and she worked at Dunkin Donuts….and she gave me an iced coffee and bagel in exchange for the $5.25. But same thing, regardless.
Jan
03
03
2 Questions for Jennifer Aniston’s Ass
I have 2 questions for Jennifer Aniston’s ass. (1) Are the “Friends” really friends? (2) Will there be a Friends reunion? I think those are two great questions to ask anyones ass, let alone Jennifer Aniston’s. Jenny Jen (as I call her with her knowing it) was vacationing in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico for the new year, also known as 2008. There are many rumors flying about Jenny Jen being “with child” but her stomach doesn’t look like it has a human being stuffed inside of it. Sure she could be like 2 weeks pregnant, but I’m going to say that this rumor is false. I say this as an expert guessing if cast members of Friends are pregnant. So far I’ve been correct 7 out of 8 times (you do the math).
Moving on, Jenny Jen rung/rang in the new year with some dude who was in Sex in the City (which I refuse to ever watch) and Courtney Cox and Courtney’s financially grateful husband, David Arquette. I’m sure Courtney and David are hoping Jennifer Aniston is pregnant so that she stops celebrating every holiday on the calendar with them. I say, if she’s pregnant where are the receipts?
In conclusion, I’m sure that Jen Aniston’s boobs are a little jealous that her ass is now getting all the photo love. I miss them.
Oct
16
16
Aniston, Oprah, Oprah, Aniston
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My ex-girlfriend, Jennifer Aniston, has recently stated in Harper’s Bazaar that if she could be anyone for just one day, it would be Oprah. I personally would love to hear her Oprah impersonation myself. Although, I’m sure Jennifer Aniston’s impersonation of Oprah would basically just be Jennifer Aniston playing “Rachael Green” just like she does in every movie.
Anyway, the interview with Harper’s Bazaar continued on and then it got interesting when it was eluded to (bonus points for me using that word) that Jennifer Aniston may be interested in living in NYC again. She talked about one time walking 40 blocks in NYC without anyone noticing her. Um, that’s only because I didn’t live here yet. If/when Aniston moves back to NYC I will be adding her to my list of celebrities to stalk (the Olsen Sluts, Tyra Banks, Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohan’s freckles, Jessica Alba, Jesus, and now Jennifer Aniston). I wonder if Jennifer can run 40 blocks while be chased with a laptop and a camera-phone? I’ll let you know how it goes. The first question I’ll ask her (after I’m told that I have the right to remain silent): Are the “Friends” really friends? Followed by, do you think Ross and Rachel will end up together? 1999 was a good time.
Aniston, Oprah, Oprah, Aniston
Aug
20
20
…In Other News…
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God bless the paparazzi. Clearly they followed Jennifer Aniston into a swamp and snapped some pictures of her trying to paddle a surf board with shorts on. There’s a lot that was just wrong with that sentence. I hope they at least asked her if the Friends are really still friends. I love 1997. In other news…
~ Portia de Rossi Still a Lesbian ~ Yeeeah
~ Kanye West is Afraid of 50 Cent ~ POTP
~ Amy Winehouse’s Mom is Pretty Too! ~ Popbytes
~ Pete Doherty Arrested Again. Next Time It’s Free! ~ NinjaDude
~ Michael Vick to Get it Doggy Style in Prison ~ FatBack
~ Cameron Diaz and John Mayer Will Have Kids with Horrible Skin ~ EvilBeet
~ Paris Still Retarded in Gold ~ DSF
~ What is it That Lily Allen Does Again? ~ CelebritySmack
~ Star Jones Did Something ~ AgentBedHead
