Jennie Garth knows what it takes to get her fine ass on The Hills and she’s pulling out all the stops. Even if her teeth aren’t big enough and white enough to make it on the show as is, she’s willing to insert those Audrina-sized teef into her mouth just to get cast. Very noble of her.

Jennie attended the “Trident Smiles Across America” event in NYC yesterday. Although, I like my angle better.

Look, I’m just as psyched as any other tool bag that 90210 is coming back and featuring some of our favorite old 90210 characters. However, if I remember correctly Kelly Taylor was a bit of a, oh I how do I say this nicely, slam-pig-whore-who-dabbled-in-lesbianism. She was hot for all the seasons accept that one season when she cut her hair really really short and looked like Cindy Walsh. Anyskank, the photos above are some of the first of Jennie Garth on the set of 90210 filming an episode for the upcoming season that’s scheduled to premiere in the Fall. Why is she dressed like a no nonsense business woman? Perhaps she’s going to go the Heather Locklear route from Melrose Place and bang everything in sight? Let’s hope because if this Kelly Taylor is going to be nice and sweet I may have to not watch it. Oh who am I kidding. I’ll be watching it, Tivo’ing it, and watching it again over the weekend whilst hungover on my couch.

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E Online is reporting that all of my dreams are coming true. So we know that Jennie Garth has signed on to the new 90210 spinoff, called 90210, as a recurring character, but did you know that she won’t sign on as a full-time cast member until she sees how the show does? Tori Spelling was supposed to guest star in the show, but now it’s being said that she’s been written in to the pilot. Supposedly, her first cameo will consist of her having a few lines during a shopping trip with some random girls. That crazy Donna.

Next up, after Ian Ziering said in the past that he wants nothing to do with the show, now it seems like he’s changing his tune….probably because he’s Steve Sanders and has nothing else going on. Supposedly both Tori’s and Ian’s “people” have been calling the producers of the show almost every day to see where the situation with the show stands.

We’re also being told that other former cast members of 90210 may be making guest appearances from time to time. PLEASE let that mean it’s going to be Mrs. Teasley!

Finally, it’s been said that none of the original 90210 cast members wanted to be the first to show interest in coming back to the show, but once Jennie Garth did the rest were feeling more comfortable. So everyone should be thanking Kelly Taylor for increasing the chances that Donna will be tossed down a flight of stairs by Ray Pruitt. Thanks Kelly! Hopefully they’ll replace all of the new 90210 kids with all of the old 90210 kids. Perhaps they’ll have a spinoff of a spinoff.

Slowly, slowly all my requests to Santa are being answered. Kelly Taylor is, in fact returning to Beverly Hills High according to CBS and the CW. Kelly Taylor will play the role of a guidance counselor at good old West Bev. The CW has stated that Jennie Garth is “the first cast member to reprise her role.” This, I’m assuming, means that there will be other cast members returning with my high hopes on Mrs. Teasley.

Lori Loughlin, Ant Becky from Full House, is also coming to the spinoff playing a former Olympic medalist and mom to the two teenage kids, Annie and Dixon. I’m pretty sure they mean mom to Nicky and Alex. That’s a common mistake.

I can’t wait for this crap to start up. I say bring back all shows from the 90’s. Everything was great in the 90’s. I’m also hoping Lark Voorhies makes a comeback as well, but fingers crossed on Mrs. Teasley.

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Just when Jennie Garth was finally ready to be off the CW and a show that I’m pretty sure only aired on Sunday’s at 6:30 pm she just backed out of her new CBS sitcom to possibly go back to the CW for 90210 Part II: Return to the Walsh’s Electric Boogaloo (that’s what I would call it).

Jennie Garth was set to start shooting her new sitcom pilot called “My Best Friend’s Girl.” She made it as far as the “table read” and then peaced the F out of there. Hopefully she is running into the arms of Donna Martin. Another reason could be that Jerry O’Connell was also to star in the CBS pilot. Sounds great! I can’t wait for my Tivo to think that I would want to watch it and then tape it for me. Useless futuristic VCR!

Anyway, I really hope that Jennie Garth goes for the 90210 spinoff because I’m a loser and losers wish for stuff like that. I also hope that Jennie changes her name legally to Kelly Taylor. I hope Donna is there and Steve Sanders (the original) and I hope that Andrea Zuckerman is there even though she has that crazy disorder now where she shakes and shit. Basically I would please like for it to be 1992 again. Hopefully my time machine will allow that to happen.

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