More Mindless Stories on ‘jason wahler’
Apr
24
24
Jason Wahler Hearts Guns
Even though “The Hills” is on a break until Season 3 starts up at some point in the summer, it’s like every week there is a new “The Hills” story to choose from. This one is great. Apparently, Jason Wahler and some buddies were drinking vodka and playing a friendly little game of Russian Roulette. In regards to regular roulette I typically put my money on Red 9, but I guess this game is a little different and involves a gun. According to US Weekly who received these photos, Jason and some buddies were trashed in Hollywood one night last summer and everyone ended up playing around with a gun. Yeah, that’s safe. I’d assume that Jason wanted to take a dirt nap after realizing that he dated Jessica from Laguna Beach, but maybe he has deeper troubles than that….even though that would be enough to make anyone play “kiss the gun.” It’s good to see Jason’s been doing well. He’s about two drinks away from “Trimspa, baby!”
Apr
18
18
MTV The Hills: Jason Wahler Plays YouTube
It’s tough when The Hills isn’t on. IBBB readers are still emailing me about my thoughts on everything “The Hills” related. It’s tough when the show is on a break. Luckily I found this gem of a video. It’s been around for a couple of months, but you know me, I’m famous for day-old news. While this isn’t “news” it is train-wreck video at it’s finest. Jason Wahler and “the other dude from The Hills Season One” taped themselves watching an episode of The Hills and trying to be funny. It’s awkward and embarrassing to watch. No joke, I stopped watching after 64 seconds. I have no idea what the rest of the video is like and refuse to feel this awkwardness again. It’s kinda like watching your home videos from your 2nd grade school play or talent show. You thought it was kick-ass at the time, but watching it years later makes you want to turn in your US Citizenship. Yeah, this video is kinda like that. Let’s head to Canada (not that there’s anything wrong with that)!
They titled this video “Duh Hills” instead of “The Hills.” Get it? They changed the word “the” to the word “duh.” Yeah, creative. It’s time for J Wahl to get ready for his dirt nap. It’s his only option at this point. Dude, you were on 2 top rated reality shows and now you’re on YouTube. I’ve never been on any show and I’m on YouTube. See where I’m going with this? Yeah. Dirt nap.
Apr
10
10
Jason Wahler Arrested Again, Again
Woo-hoo! Just because MTV’s The Hill’s is over for the season doesn’t mean that we won’t be hearing about what is going on with the extended cast. Jason Wahler decided to trump Jessica’s recent arrest with getting arrested, again. Jason was arrested over the weekend (4th time in 9-months) for criminal trespassing and assault. I guess it doesn’t help when you call the arresting officer a “n*ger, fa**ot, and a poor f*ck. I hear that is “frowned upon.” Apparently Jason punched one of the security guards at a hotel right in the mouth. After he ran, Jason was found intoxicated and passed out in the hotel. Good times. I can’t wait to see what Jessica is going to do to top this. I bet she’ll kill someone. Cami would never pull this crap.
Mar
06
06
MTV Family News: Jason Wahler Arrested Again; Less Known Laguna Beach Cast Members Jealous
Jason Wahler of MTV’s Laguna Beach and several episodes of MTV’s The Hills was tossed in the slammer after he was caught drinking at a bar in North Carolina underage. The bar where the sting operation took place was called “Rumors” and poor Jason could not show the proper identification when police had requested it. Allegedly Jason began to shout swears at the cops and spent a little quality time in jail before he was bailed out on $1,000 bail.
I wonder if all the episodes of Laguna Beach in which Jason was seen drinking while high school tipped the cops off? Look I don’t pass judgement on this as we’ve all been there. Well, not in North Carolina, necessarily, but drinking underage at a bar. Although I’ve never been stupid enough to not at least have a fake ID with me. You hear that kids? Fake ID. Be smart.
