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Mar
16
16
Jason Wahler and the Case of the Mexican Prison
Posted by IBBB
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Jason Wahler of Lagina Creek and “The Hills” fame reportedly got into a fight while vacationing in Mexico. While at the “Pink Kitty” nightclub (which ironically was the nickname of Lauren Conrad’s naughty bits, I believe) J Wahl got into a little fight with a bar patron and was then tossed out of “da club” by security and then handcuffed by police and thrown into a pickup truck….which all sounds just about right when talking about the Mexican prison system.
When TMZ drunk-dialed every prison in Mexico, local police claimed they had no one by the name of “Jason Wahler” in their custody. I wonder if they checked on the name “Dick For Brains?” I bet he’s “registered” under that alias/birth name.
So apparently J Wahl, like LC’s mustache, may be missing. Although, similar to LC’s mustache we all know he’ll be back in the limelight before we know it.
Feb
05
05
The "B Team" of The Hills Has a Reunion!
I don’t want to oversell this, but….JACKPOT! Remember Brian and Jordan from the first season of The Hills? One of them played the boyfriend of Heidi and the other played the kid who was chasing after Oddrina.
(Insert sarcastic overtone) I’m sure these dudes are kicking themselves for not sticking with those two prizes. Just think, fella’s, today you two could be Justin Bobby and Spencer Pratt.
Anyscript, those two dudes and LC’s ex-boyfriend/ex-Laguna Beach cast member, Jason Wahler, were all bloated smiles as they attended the premiere of “2 Dudes and a Dream” in LA the other night.
While Kristin Cavallari was not ever in The Hills, she was in Lagina Creek and also attended this event….and I sweat Kristin so I decided to add her photo too.
Jul
30
30
Hey J-Wahl, Slowly Remove Audrina’s Blue Hat and Give it Back to Her and No One Gets Hurt
Seriously, someone needs to take stock of the props department over at the set of “The Hills.” Jason Wahler, every ones favorite douche-bag from Lagina Beach, was walking the red carpet with his fiance, Katia, (or as I like to call her, Never As Good as Lauren and a Trade Down) at the premiere of “The American Mall” at the Cinerama Drome in Hollywood the other day.
J Wahl was dressed up enough to go to Dairy Queen with a black shirt that was opened just enough to expose his Neil Diamond hairy chest. All that was missing was about 10 pounds of gold chains. What wasn’t missing was Audrina’s blue hat, which he sported like the lady that he is at the event. Katia, on the other hand, made sure to look like the best Kristen Bell impersonator she could.
I tried to reach Audrina for comment about her alleged missing blue hat, but my calls were not returned as I do not have and/or know her phone number. I did, however, place “Missing Hat” signs on the telephone poles around my neighborhood. I did my part.
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Apr
18
18
This Time Last Year: J Wahl
Happy Friday and welcome back to everyones favorite lazy segment called “This Time Last Year.” This Time Last Year will take a brief look at what was going on in the celebrity world…this time last year (go figure). Oh, and also I’m lazy so this is pretty easy to do on a Friday. Here’s what was going on with Jason Wahler and his gun this time last year…
Even though “The Hills” is on a break until Season 3 starts up at some point in the summer, it’s like every week there is a new “The Hills” story to choose from. This one is great. Apparently, Jason Wahler and some buddies were drinking vodka and playing a friendly little game of Russian Roulette. In regards to regular roulette I typically put my money on Red 9, but I guess this game is a little different and involves a gun. According to US Weekly who received these photos, Jason and some buddies were trashed in Hollywood one night last summer and everyone ended up playing around with a gun. Yeah, that’s safe. I’d assume that Jason wanted to take a dirt nap after realizing that he dated Jessica from Laguna Beach, but maybe he has deeper troubles than that….even though that would be enough to make anyone play “kiss the gun.” It’s good to see Jason’s been doing well. He’s about two drinks away from “Trimspa, baby!
Mar
10
10
Horton Hears a Racist
Posted by IBBB
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With all this “Horton Hears a Who” hoopla (yes I said ‘hoopla’) I couldn’t wait to find the right time for a good old fashioned Horton Hears a “fill in the blank.” This time around “Horton Hears a Racist” thanks to old Lagina Beach/The Hills cast member Jason Wahler. J Wahl and his finance Katja Sfjedfnsdfindsfisdiski showed up at the Horton Hears a Who premiere and were all smiles, finger waves, and spiked hair while tens of photographers took their picture.
I guess it makes sense that J Wahl the (alleged) racist was invited to the premiere as there are no black Who’s in Whoville. If you remember correctly just a few weeks ago Jason was banned from visiting his fiances USC apartment after he dropped some racist greetings towards the campus security guard. Geesh! Who throws around racial slurs anymore?! Lucky that Jason isn’t on The Hills anymore because all those black cast-mates on The Hills would not stand for that type of talk. Oh wait, that’s right. Well, that one black girl that was in the background of one of the scenes on The Hills for 1.4 seconds would surely be pissed.
