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Jun
16
16
Couples Who Workout Together…
What’s that saying? Couples who workout together are losers? Oh wait, or is it couples who workout together are technically 2 bitches? Either way, I’ve had enough of these two. Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon were caught leaving a private yoga class in Santa Monica the other day. Seriously, what couple exercises together? I don’t know what it is, but there’s something about Reese that makes me feel like she just sucks the life out of everyone around her. And I know everyone loves Reese Witherspoon, but I think she wreaks of day old douche.
As a sidenote, from the looks of what Jake is wearing with his short shorts and socks and sandals, I’m pretty sure he’s offended every Asian tourist that walks around NYC. All that was missing was the camera around his neck. Oh who cares. I own it.
Anyway, everyone still wants to know if Jake and Reese are really a couple of just friends? I say, who the hell cares. Either they’re dating and doing yoga together or friends and doing yoga together. Regardless they should both get a few rounds on the electric chair for being boring.
Apr
17
17
Jake Gyllenhaal Needs Harriet Carter
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I always assumed Jake Gyllenhaal was kind of an ass based strictly on pictures of him. How else are you supposed to judge someone? Little did I know that Jake would bring two of my favorite things together: The Boston Red Sox and Harriet Carter products. Jake is such a busy guy that even while he’s in a rush to get to the set of his new movie, Nailed, in South Carolina he won’t let the rain slow him down thanks to his “umbrella bitch!”
Now I’m not trying to put the “umbrella bitch” out of work, but if only Jake had read IBBB he would have known that the Harriet Carter catalog sells umbrellas that simply attach to your shoulder so they you can have two free hands to do such important tasks such as holding your coffee, beating your kids, flicking off the paparazzi, and keeping your fingers crossed that the Red Sox make it to the World Series again this year.
This is just reason #4,632 why more celebrities should be reading ImBringingBloggingBack. It’s a site that makes your life easier, breezier, and trashier.
Mar
08
08
Jake Gyllenhaal Pushes Pregnant Lady
Even I think it’s bad to push a pregnant lady…even if she’s walking really slow in front of your car and you’re trying to get to work. Ooops, have I said to much? Clearly Jake is not pushing a pregnant lady, it’s just Reese Witherspoon pretending to be a pregnant lady. It’s called “acting” people. Relax.
According to “Ok! Magazine” via TMZ via FlyNetOnline and presented to you from IBBB, Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon may be dating. They’ve been seen going to and from each others houses together and even hotel rooms. Skanks! These two crazy kids are in an upcoming movie together. I’m not sure what the movie and called and I’m too tired to look it up so let’s just assume it’s going to be a romantic comedy about a miserable single mother who falls in love with her wild and crazy next door neighbor. Either way, I’ll never see it. Ever.
