I heard this rumor that there was a possibility that someone connected directly to the Spears family was not white-trash. So, since I am an investigative reporter (and surgeon) I would do a little digging to see if this was true. After I finished practicing my flash cards, I found out that Britney’s little sister, Jamie-Lynn, was at the premiere of the Nancy Drew movie in LA. This really got me to thinking, couldn’t Jamie-Lynn just take over for Britney? I think that’s a brilliant idea. She could 100% mimic Britney’s entire career, record her same albums, do her same movie, but just make every opposite choice that Britney made and see how it turns out. This way at least we’ll know if Britney ever had a fighting chance. Oh, and Jaime-Lynn should try to do every to the left…you know, just because.

And now it’s time for a “What If” moment at ImBringingBloggingBack. “What If” we just waited for Jaime Lynn Spears to get a little bit older and replace Britney Spears? “What If” Jaime Lynn could sing? It wouldn’t really matter, I guess, because Britney can’t really sing. “What If” the world got to experience a non-white trash Spears that is prettier and skinnier than the original? “What If” this new Spears could drink because she wasn’t too far over the line like the original Spears? “What If” this Spears remained “childless” and “single” unlike the original Spears? “What If” this Spears didn’t say “Y’all” all the time and smoke Newport Lights and let her gut hang out of her bathing suit? “What If” this was the better Britney Spears? A Britney Spears 2.0? “What If?” I mean this really is what the great philosophers having been pondering for centuries. One may never know.