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The Sometimes Weekly “ImRad Awards!”

That’s right folks, it’s time for another sorta almost weekly edition of the ImRad Awards.  For those of you who forgot from the other week what this is all about click here to learn what the F this is all about.  Now let’s get down to both brass tax and brass tacks.  Here’s my top 7 favorite IBBB reader comments from the last weekish in no particular order.  Oh wait, it’s my top 7 (because I’m behind).  And the pointless winners are…

7.  Nika - I’ve stop watching the RH’s, thank you for taking a steak for the team and recapping this scripted sh*thole for us.  ~ In Reference to RHONYC

6.  MJ - I have no idea what they plan to rehash on the reunion show. “How did you feel about the redone home comment? Was it over the line?” “Caroline, would you have thrown the sprinkle cookies out?” This season is one big snooze fest.  ~ In Reference to RHONJ

5.  Joyce - You know you’re too young to have a baby when your obstetrician asks what time you get out of school.  ~ In Reference to 16 & Pregnant

4.  Whit - Oh, and if some half exposed pregnant chick showed up to my house on Halloween expecting candy, I’d totes dump a bunch of condoms in her empty, stained pillowcase.  ~ In Reference to 16 & Pregnant

3.  That’s What She Said – Caroline Manzo’s show reminds me of the time the Saved by the Bell gang had a Teen Line…”Teen Line, this is Nitro” and they used fake British accents and such.  Also, I loved how they showed Kath coming up to the door through the window and she looked like a Smooth Criminal….Kathy are you ok? Kathy are you ok? Are you ok Kathy?  ~ In Reference to RHONJ

2.  dacabsarehere - …I feel so concerned for Ramona. We all know if Mario is in fact cheating Team dark-crotch is going to have a field day. Which is ironic enough seeing Countless got ditched by an elderly dude, Cindy Lou Joanie Jett dates dudes that appear to be on the sex offender registry, Kelly probably can’t remember if she was married and Jill, the only one who actually has a husband has no room to talk because legit, Bobbie looks like Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder and I’m beginning to wonder if he has a learning disability as he’s never aloud to complete a full thought. Oi vey, Team Pinot all the way.  ~ In Reference to RHONYC

And the #1 comment of the week is goes to…

1.  QueenofCorona - I wanted to reach through the tv and curb check Allie’s mom. She’s exactly like my stepdaughters deadbeat worn out whore of a “mom” who also lives in a different time zone than her kids. “Sorry pumpkin, I can’t come to your birthday party this year. Mommy’s fifty year old boyfriends dick isn’t gonna suck itself.”  ~ In Reference to 16 & Pregnant

Congratulations!  If this site wasn’t run by mice on a meth binge I’m sure fireworks could shoot out from my exclamation points.

And the ImRad Award Goes To….

That’s right folks, it’s time for another sorta almost weekly edition of the ImRad Awards.  For those of you who forgot from the other week what this is all about click here to learn what the F this is all about.  Now let’s get down to both brass tax and brass tacks.  Here’s my top 5 favorite IBBB reader comments from the last weekish in no particular order.  Oh wait, it’s my top 5.  And the pointless winners are…

5.  AlwaysSunny – Just wait til Milania has her First Communion. You know she’s gonna get up there and the priest will be like “body of christ” and Milania will yell out “fabulousss!” instead of “Amen.”  ~ In Reference to RHONJ

4.  QueenofCorona – Why drink apple juice with Allegra????  Cuz OJ kills!  Ba dum bum ching!  ~  In Reference to “Am I Wrong”

3.  SimplySarah – As an Italian-American born and raised in North Jersey, I could see this fight happening in my family. Only difference is the Baptismal party would take place in a backyard, my one aunt would be wearing sweatpants inside out, and the Zinfandel would be flowing.  ~  In Reference to RHONJ

2.  Claire – Everyone looks like they’re sticky to the touch and smell like 2 skunks f*cking in an onion patch.  ~  In Reference to 16 & Pregnant

And the #1 comment of the week is goes to…

1. Katie – I had a hard time getting past the point that Super Mario refused to cross the street to see his daughter. I guess crossing the street is only for chickens and women who have had their vagina explode.  ~  In Reference to 16 & Pregnant

Congratulations Katie!  If the world ends tomorrow you will die proud.  Also, see you all in hell.

The Sorta Almost Weekly ‘ImRad Awards’

That’s right folks, it’s time for another sorta almost weekly edition of the ImRad Awards.  For those of you who forgot from the other week what this is all about click here to learn what the F this is all about.  Now let’s get down to both brass tax and brass tacks.  Here’s my top 5 favorite IBBB reader comments from the last weekish in no particular order.  Oh wait, it’s my top 5.  And the pointless winners are…

5.  Raquel – P.S. Lightning bolt vagina! ~ In Reference to 16 & Pregnant

4.  Penelope – Danielle’s Mom was smokin’ hot, hillbilly-style. I want to be best friends with her. ~  In Reference to 16 & Pregnant

3.  Little Suzy – So, I’m at Bob’s Discount Furniture last night, looking at sofas. We’re standing in front of a leather one and my husband says “what do you think of this one?” I just sorta stammered “that’s a puffy leather couch – the poors have those.” In other news I am getting divorced maybe…. ~  In Reference to Puffy Leather Couches

2.  dacabsarehere – Hey mother-truckers, i’m FULL “ginge” and I will go FULL ginga-ninja on yo asses! Lol. You better not be “hating” on me or little saggy-eyed Francois because we crisp in the sun-light, tend to be more of a bleeder than most and relate to Lohans uncomfort with the term “firecrotch”.  ~  In Reference to Francois on Real Housewives of NYC

And the #1 comment of the week is…

1.  Claire – What the hell happened to Farrah?! She now resembles the local “can man” where I live. All she needs is a few holes in that cardigan, a rickety DUI bike, and a trash bag filled with cans thrown over one shoulder while she rides with one hand along train tracks.  ~ In Reference to the Teen Mom Commercial About Cuddling

Congrats, Claire, on your award.  Take the weekend off.  Thanks to all who contributed.  If this website wasn’t held together with sugar-water, popsicle sticks, and hope I would have some form of a voting function but, let’s face it, the fact that simply reading this hasn’t set the Internet on fire is an award in itself.  Ole!

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It’s IBBB Mega Reader Appreciation Day (or ImRad as “the kids” will one day call it)!  What is this day, you ask?  Well first I’m inclined to say “none of your damn business” but then I remembered if I didn’t answer the question many of you would be lost and, well, you know who you are.  As much fun as I have writing this blog week after week I’ve come to figure out that many of your comments make me do the laughing out loud that’s all the rage in a 90’s Internet chatroom.  Therefore, nevertheless, whereas, and hereto I’ve decided to pick some of my favorite comments of the week and choosing one ImRad Winner of the Week.  Is this exciting?  I’m almost already over it.  And, remember, if your comment wasn’t chosen it doesn’t mean you didn’t win, it just means that you lost.  Drum roll please….

5.  PainfulToWatch: “Why is it that every Teen Mom has a fat friend to talk to?” ~ In Reference to 16 & Pregnant

4.  Penelope: “Sondra and Denise were both white chicks. There. I said it.” ~ In Reference to 16 & Pregnant

3.  QueenofCorona: “What exactly is Alex “modeling” for? An adult scoliosis campaign? I constantly find myself correcting my posture whenever she’s around.” ~ In Reference to RHONYC

2.  DaCabsAreHere: “If I’m watching this shit-storm of a show, I want to see someone getting yelled at in a prom dress, tossed down a flight of stairs or demanding someone buy them a pick-up. Otherwise, snoozefest.” ~ In Reference to 16 & Pregnant

And the #1 comment of the week is…..

1.  That’s What She Said: “Ramona looked like she was trying to stomp out cigarettes all the way down the runway. Ross Gellar be praised!” ~ In Reference to RHONYC

Congratulations “That’s What She Said!”  You win nothing.  Although now you can tell all your friends that you’re a winner in a losers game.  Don’t let this get to your head.

That concludes the First Weekly ImRad Awards.  See you next week.