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Jun
12
12
Hilary Duff Banned from Cameltoe Game
BREAKING NEWS: Hilary Duff has been officially banned from the ImBringingBloggingBack Cameltoe Rating System…..to the Stars, game. When asked why the shocking ban, IBBB responded:
“ImBringingBloggingBack prides itself on truth, honesty, and easy access cameltoe. We saw a glimpse of cameltoe from Hilary Duff whilst she crossed the street after getting her hair did at the Neil George Salon in Beverly Hills, but the evidence shows that she quickly tried to cover it up with her oversized bag that probably had an Olsen Slut stuffed in it. We will not stand for this complete disrespect for the celebrity cameltoe game. Nobody likes a liar, a cheat, or a cameltoe hider. “
Wow. IBBB means business. Also, it’s hard to speak in the narrative and the 3rd person. Anyway, sorry Duff…..no camels will be awarded to you. I hope you’re proud of yourself.
I immediately contacted Hilary for comment, but hung up the phone after I realized I don’t know her or have her phone number. Such is life.
Oct
13
13
Hilary Duff’s New Stalker Isn’t Me!
Posted by IBBB
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Hilary Duff is afraid. She’s afraid for her life. Hilary is claiming that she and her boyfriend, Joel Madden, are being stalked by a paparazzi and a homeless man. Allegedly, the Duffster said that one of them is a 19 yr old man from Russia who came to the United States specifically to become romantically involved with her. Wow, check out the ego on her! Does she know how lucky she actually is? I’ve had to order, literally, hundreds of women from Russia in this catalog that I found so that one of them could be my bride. I then have to pay for them to fly over here and then must take care of them for life. Hilary is lucky enough to have her own Russian who comes here on his own….free of charge!
One of the stalkers, named Max, has allegedly said that he would be willing to kill himself or engage in dramatic actions just to get her attention. Jeeze, what ever happened to the simpler days of just pulling a girls hair to get her attention. Come on dude, don’t kill Hilary! Kill Haylie!
Best of luck Hilary! When all else fails and they come too close to you, don’t call the police or blow a whistle or anything. Just sing. Simply singing should scare any stalker, or person, away. Try it.
Who Stalked That Duff!?!
Who Stalked That Duff!?!
