More Mindless Stories on ‘heidi klum’
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Crap. Now Why Would Heidi Klum Get Suri Cruise’s Hairdo?
Breaking: Heidi Klum got a new haircut and I can’t quite tell if she held up a picture of Suri Cruise to the hairdresser (do people still call them that?) or Dora the Explorer. Personally I’d like it if Boots dry-humped her head, but that’s just me. Maybe you have your own ideas of what Boots can do to her. We’re equal opportunity lenders around the offices of IBBB.
Anymomhair, Heidi was caught leaving a photo shoot in sunny LA yesterday when the paparazzi jumped out of a tree and took about 200 photos of her trying to get her to look bad which, clearly, will pretty much never happen. As a sidenote, I don’t think people discuss enough how she ended up with Seal. Really? Seal? I guess. I just always pictured her with someone more like Bob Sagat or the guy who played Squiggy on Laverne and Shirley. Oh well, how does that old saying go? Oh yeah, “I’m an idiot.”
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Heidi Klum Bakes Stuff
Well F me! Heidi Klum bakes stuff. Wow. Heidi has recently said, “Last night I made my first pumpkin pie.” To which the other person responded, “Your boobs, Miss, show us your boobs.”
Fine, that part I made up, but if you love hearing about Heidi making a pie you should totally check out the entire action packed article over at Us Weekly.
P.S –> We’re at war.
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…In Other News…
Heidi Klum gets my vote for the hottest mom…ever. Well, she comes in second after Mother Teresa. Ok, third after Mother Goose. Heidi Klum is the third hottest mom…ever. Heidi was promoting the Victoria’s Secret Body by Victoria Full Coverage Uplift Bra in LA. What’s the “IT” for? Anyway….in other news…
~ Clearly People Want to Know How Poshtoria Stays So Thin ~ AgentBedHead
~ Katie Holmes Turns 50 ~ DListed
~ Eva Longoria Gets Thiner ~ CelebritySmack
~ An Olsen in a T-Shirt ~ EvilBeet
~ Britney Spears Will F’N Kill You Next! ~ NinjaDude
~ PopBytes Gets to Cover the Weeds Premiere ~ PopBytes
~ Jessica Simpson’s Movie Ain’t So Good ~ POTP
~ Whoopie Goldberg Gets to Host the View. Isn’t that a Punishment? ~ Yeeeah
