More Mindless Stories on ‘halle berry’
Oct
24
24
Halle Berry Thinks the Holocaust Didn’t Really Happen
Posted by IBBB
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It’s all fun and games until someone tosses out a racist or stereotypical remark. Halle Berry was on Jay Leno and was looking through some pictures of herself with distorted faces. When a picture showed up of Halle having a big nose, Halle replied, “Here’s where I look like my Jewish cousin!” Awesome! Gotta love that crap. This clip ended up being edited out of the taped show after Halle called Jay and asked him to remove it. Halle stated that she has 3 Jewish girls that work for her and when they saw an old picture of Halle one of the Jewish girls made the joke about it being her Jewish cousin. Yeah, Halle, those 3 Jewish girls that work for you? Yeah, they’re called slaves. And then, to make things worse you blame it on one of your slave workers. Real nice way to run the plantation, Halle.
So when Michael Richards and Mel Gibson say it, they have a problem. When Halle says it, it’s cute. Ok fine, it is. Probably because Halle is hot. Stereotypes are hot. By the way, Halle does not the Holocaust didn’t happen. I just figured by the time I got around to this story you’ve already read it 15 times so I thought I’d put a unique spin around it. Good day. Pip Pip!
Sep
05
05
I Said Halle Berry Was Pregant 1 Year Ago!
Seriously I said that Halle Berry was pregnant over 1 year ago and see I was right! I mean that would technically make Halle Berry 15 months pregnant, but I still feel like I was right. Halle was chatting it up with Access Hollywood when she did confirm that she was knocked the hell up with potentially the cutest bastard child this side of the Mississippi. Halle told Access Hollywood,“Yes, I am 3-months pregnant. Gabriel and I are beyond excited, and I’ve waited a long time for this moment in life. Now the next 7-months will be the longest of my life.”
Halle continued on by thanking Dorothy Dandridge and sobbing uncontrollably. Ok she didn’t, but that would have been more entertaining.
Jul
10
10
Halle Berry Has a "Sass-Off" at CVS
Halle Berry can do no wrong in my book. I mean, sure, she had that whole hit-and-run incident a few years back and even thought of killing herself years ago too, but I love me some crazies and Halle fits the bill. Halle was at CVS in Malibu the other day and appears to be having a “sass-off” with some customers as she leaves the store. In photo one, the customers shoot a little sass at Halle. In photo two, Halle walks away and shoots her own sass back at them, but unfortunately the sass wasn’t shot in their direction so that weren’t hit by the sass. Finally in photo three the customer comes back and shoots a little sass out of the corner of her eye and hits Halle with that sass on her ass (bonus points). So who won this “sass-off?” I would have to give it to the CVS customers this time around. Sorry Halle, better luck next time.
Of course rumors are always flying that Halle Berry is knocked up and she hates when people say that. Basically any time she wears a dress people just assume. I say that she should constantly be drinking a beer in a brown paper bag. That way, any time someone snaps a photo of her and are about to say she’s pregnant they will then realize she isn’t because she’s drinking. She can even mix it up every once in a while and have a martini or something. The choices are endless and will prevent these rumors in the first place. My thoughts? Basically if you aren’t drinking you’re probably pregnant.
Apr
26
26
Halle Berry Dresses Like Barney, I’m Totally Fine With It
Posted by IBBB
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I think it’s fine that Halle Berry dressed up like Barney for the premiere of “Perfect Stranger” in Mexico. I think her boobs peaking out of the top of the dress is the same as Barney’s tail peaking out of his costume too. And, I also think that it’s good for the kids to see. I don’t care what Halle wears or does for that matter. She’s hot. She can do no wrong in my book. I’ve practically forgotten that she was involved in a hit and run years back. Whatever. She could have killed the person she hit. She’s still on fire. You know what? Even though she was at the premiere of “Perfect Stranger” in Mexico, I wouldn’t care if she was remaking the hit late 80’s TV show, “Perfect Strangers.” She could have been Cousin Larry’s girlfriend. Makes no difference to me. Good for her. More Halle please. Thank you.Apr
04
04
Halle Berry Licks the Filthy Ground. Hot
Posted by IBBB
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It seems like just yesterday Halle Berry was telling the world she tried to take a “dirt nap” and now she’s getting her very own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Halle was awarded the 2,333rd star (that must make her feel special). Halle’s mom was there to witness this fiasco as well as Samuel L. Jackson. No really, he was there. Seriously? Samuel L. Jackson is not only in every movie, but now he’s also in everyones business too. Halle Berry’s business.
Have you ever been to the Hollywood Walk of Fame? Yeah, it’s a dump. Oh, and it’s filthy too. It’s a tourist trap and kinda like a time warp into 1973. I’m not too sure if Halle should be kissing/licking the ground, but hey if that’s what she’s into I’m not going to judge her. I mean, I can honestly say for the first time in my life I wish I was “a sidewalk.”
Have you ever been to the Hollywood Walk of Fame? Yeah, it’s a dump. Oh, and it’s filthy too. It’s a tourist trap and kinda like a time warp into 1973. I’m not too sure if Halle should be kissing/licking the ground, but hey if that’s what she’s into I’m not going to judge her. I mean, I can honestly say for the first time in my life I wish I was “a sidewalk.”
And who is that old man? I wish I was the old man too. Sad. What a waste of a dry-hump. I wish I was the old man and the sidewalk. I’ve hit a new low.
As a side note, can Halle Berry get Hep C from licking the sidewalk? I mean, I know you can get it from high-fiving Pam Anderson, I just wasn’t sure if the same rules applied for kissing the sidewalk.
As a side note, can Halle Berry get Hep C from licking the sidewalk? I mean, I know you can get it from high-fiving Pam Anderson, I just wasn’t sure if the same rules applied for kissing the sidewalk.
