More Mindless Stories on ‘halle berry’
Mar
29
29
Halle Berry Tried to Kill Herself
Halle Berry recently told Parade Magazine that she tried to commit suicide, a.k.a take a dirt nap after her failed marriage to David Justice. See, now I would have assumed that Halle would have tried to off herself after the movie “CatWoman,” but nope, it was after a bad relationship.
So, how was Halle going to do it? Toaster in the bathtub? Running into traffic? Sitting through a Celine Dion concert? Nope, nope, and perhaps. Actually, Halle was going to pull the old “sit in the car (with it turned on) while parked in the garage and take a nap” suicide attempt.
Halle says in the interview:
“I was sitting in my car, and I knew the gas was coming, when I had an image of my mother finding me. She sacrificed so much for her children, and to end my life would be an incredibly selfish thing to do. It was all about a relationship. My sense of worth was so low. I promised myself I would never be a coward again.”
Well thank God she didn’t go through with it. We certainly don’t need any hot dead celebrities. The ugly ones can do what they want (I’m talking to you Diane Keaton), but not the hot ones.
Time for an IBBB Public Service Announcement: Suicide is a very serious thing and not to be taken lightly. If you think you know someone who may be trying to take a dirt nap or has indicated that they want to take a dirt nap….or as even erased all their saved shows on their Tivo, please get them help immediately. The more you know. Ding, ding, dong.
Moving on, the photos above are from a photo opp for Halle’s new movie “Perfect Stranger” while she was in Madrid. Perfect timing to drum up some free publicity!
Mar
15
15
Halle Berry Was Hot and Homeless
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Halle Berry was recently spotted leaving a doctor’s office in Santa Monica with a teapot (really), but did you ever know that Halle at one point that’s all she really had? Halle Berry recently told Readers Digest that she was homeless at one point when she was first getting into acting because she ran out of money and her mother refused to help her out. In order to survive Halle stayed in a homeless shelter for a short period of time. Nice! Halle must have been the hottest homeless person ever. Halle said:
“After a month or two, I ran out of money and called her. I said, ‘Mum, I hate to ask you this, but could you send me some money? I just have rent money. I can’t eat this week.’ And she said, I’m not going to start this calling home asking Mom for money. No. Figure it out or come home.’ I was so mad. I didn’t speak to her for a year and a half.”
Halle later credits this Ricky Lake tough love attitude with how she got to where she is today and becoming a person who knows that can always make her own way. Similar to Burger King, Halle can have it her way.
Feb
23
23
It’s Business Casual Day for Halle Berry
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I’m still fighting hard to not write about anything Britney, Anna, Paris, Nicole, or Poshtoria today. It’s tough. I won’t lie. There is so much train-wreck out there, but I need one day off from them. I made myself a deal that I would only break my promise if any of them got arrested today and that includes Anna.
Luckily Halle Berry was out and about at the opening of Wicked and even though she is dressed business-casual she looks hot. Now you know me, I never have a ton of nice things to say, but I always have kind words for Halle. She’s insanely hot. I barely even care that she was involved in that hit and run a few years back. I’m sure that persons bones are all better by now.
It’s funny because there never really seems to be any news about Halle. She is train-wreck free, yet I still choose to write about her. Wait, is this what it’s like to have a heart? Ouch. Love hurts. Anyway, there are rumors flying that Halle really wants to star in the next James Bond film. She is so obsessed with this that she has, allegedly, said that she would do it for free.
Who Said That!?!
Dec
13
13
Halle Berry Pulling a Claire Huckstable?
Posted by IBBB
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I don’t know, but all I’m saying is that in season five of The Cosby Show Claire Huckstable was pregnant in real life they always had her holding something on the show. Claire would be walking in the kitchen with a bag of groceries in front of her stomach or she would be sitting down folding laundry with towels in front of her stomach, etc. All I’m saying is that cake box (haha box) in front of Halle Berry is starting to look a little suspicious to me, that’s all. It doesn’t mean she’s pregnant, but those two old guys in the background seem to think something is up. If I see Halle one more time carrying something I’m going to know for sure that she is “with child.” No need for a pregnancy test, just carrying something is proof enough.
In actual Halle Berry news, Rolling Stone is reporting that Halle plans on releasing an album titled, “Halle.” Yup, that sounds like a horrible idea. However, if this album forces her to become more like Britney and Halle starts flashing her stanky putanky as she gets in and out of cars in front of the Ivy then I’m ALL for it. Can Halle even sing? Does it matter? Should I release an album? So many questions, so little time.
Nov
06
06
Seriously?
Posted by IBBB
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Seriously? Could Halle Berry be any hotter? I don’t think she could get any hotter. Do you think she likes me? I mean “likes me” likes me? If I wrote her a note and asked her would someone pass it to her in homeroom? She just needs to circle “yes” or “no” at the bottom of the note and then if she could just fold it back into that half-triangle/paper football and give it back to you then you can pass it back to me in the cafeteria..that would be great.
Halle Berry was at The 2006 BAFTA/LA Cunard Britannia Awards the other day. Yup, I literally don’t know what 4 of those words of that awards title mean. I’m not too concerned with figuring it out though. What I am concerned with is marrying Halle Berry.
Oct
17
17
Halle Berry Has Gas ish
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These are perhaps some of my favorite photos that people take; the celebrities pumping gas. I never really care or think that they can’t pump gas, I mean they weren’t always famous. However, I do always wonder if they care about gas prices like the rest of us. I mean, we all lose our sh!t when gas prices drop like 10 cents and I bet it doesn’t even phase them! Lucky bastards!
Halle wears a little bling (do the kids still say “bling?”) while pumping gas for her car? Where the hell is her car? In the first photo it looks like she is about to pay, but her car is nowhere to be found. Maybe she’s just paying for the next person? Perhaps the best part of all of this is Halle scratching her ass. Why is this the best part? Well because I have the mentality of a 12 year old.
