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It’s been a while since people have been trying to claim that Halle Berry is pregnant again. I’m pretty sure the focus has been on Mariah Carey being “with child” but I’d like to shift back over to Halle.
As soon as I saw this photo of Halle leaving Bristol Farms supermarket in West Hollywood, CA the other day I immediately saw this as a sign of being pregnant. It’s simple historical science, actually. If you recall, which I do on a daily basis, on The Cosby Show when Phylicia Rashad/Claire Huxtable was pregnant on the show, but we weren’t supposed to know, they always had brown paper bags of groceries positioned directly in front of her baby bump. She’d walk through the kitchen with some groceries. She’d walk into the living room and hand Theo a bag of groceries to bring into the kitchen, but she’d still have one bag covering herself.
So if my math/science/history is correct AND if we are all still living our lives the way the cast of The Cosby Show did, which we all should be, then something tells me Halle Berry is pregnant. Some could call it a rumor. I call is pure scientific proof. I guess we’ll know for sure in the next 9 months.
Halle Berry is Hot, This We Know. Let Us Not Forget That Halle Was Involved in 2 Hit and Run’s. Still Hot Though.
Halle Berry is walking, ladies and gentlemen, Halle Berry is walking. She’s using her legs and she’s walking. This is new. Actually, this is news? Wow, that question-mark really works wonders for a sentence. Anyway, Halle Berry was as quick as a ninja in heat as she make her way through New York City over the weekend. Some say she’s here for work. Some says she’s not. I actually don’t care. However, seeing these photos of Halle made me think, “Wait a second, didn’t Halle Berry leave the scene after she hit someone with her car?” I think we, as a society, don’t talk about that enough. So I looked it up via “the Google” and found out that I was correct. But as an added bonus I learned that she was also involved in another hit and run a few years earlier than that. Ay ay ay, that Halle. Little minx. Next time I see her I will, of course, give her a stern talking to.
IBBB would like to interrupt your day to remind you that this is someones mother. This is Halle Berry. She is a mother. She has a baby. She gave birth to a baby. She is a mom. See what I’m saying here? No? Let me expand. Halle Berry is subtly giving a nice quiet message to all those soccer moms out there who gave birth and then immediately got a short-tight-perm, sported a fanny pack, and threw on a B.U.M Equipment sweatshirt. Please know that you can still be hot. I mean, you’ll never be as hot as Halle Berry, but you can still come in a close 205th.
Anyberry, Halle was visiting some friends in the Hollywood Hills yesterday afternoon and was spotted by the paparazzi, who I assume just sit and wait in trees all along the Hollywood Hills. That is all.
Esquire Magazine has named Halle Berry the sexiest woman alive for 2008. They totally hit the nail on the head with this. I mean, I do personally think they overlooked Terri Irwin and Darlene Montag, but Halle is a good third prize.
I don’t know how Mr. Brady is going to get his plans if Halle Berry is putting them in her car and not passing them off to Greg and/or Jan at the amusement park. Oh well. I guess this just proves that Halle wouldn’t have made a good Brady. Although she is rocking the “Alice blue” pants with her Berry bum popping out. Good for her. Sadly, Mr. Brady wouldn’t have wanted to touch that with a 10 foot pole. Discuss.