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Let’s Start Up Some Good Old “Halle Berry is Pregnant” Rumors!

It’s been a while since people have been trying to claim that Halle Berry is pregnant again.  I’m pretty sure the focus has been on Mariah Carey being “with child” but I’d like to shift back over to Halle.

As soon as I saw this photo of Halle leaving Bristol Farms supermarket in West Hollywood, CA the other day I immediately saw this as a sign of being pregnant.  It’s simple historical science, actually.  If you recall, which I do on a daily basis, on The Cosby Show when Phylicia Rashad/Claire Huxtable was pregnant on the show, but we weren’t supposed to know, they always had brown paper bags of groceries positioned directly in front of her baby bump.  She’d walk through the kitchen with some groceries.  She’d walk into the living room and hand Theo a bag of groceries to bring into the kitchen, but she’d still have one bag covering herself.

So if my math/science/history is correct AND if we are all still living our lives the way the cast of The Cosby Show did, which we all should be, then something tells me Halle Berry is pregnant.  Some could call it a rumor.  I call is pure scientific proof.  I guess we’ll know for sure in the next 9 months.

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Halle Berry is Hot, This We Know. Let Us Not Forget That Halle Was Involved in 2 Hit and Run’s. Still Hot Though.

Halle Berry is walking, ladies and gentlemen, Halle Berry is walking.  She’s using her legs and she’s walking.  This is new.  Actually, this is news?  Wow, that question-mark really works wonders for a sentence.  Anyway, Halle Berry was as quick as a ninja in heat as she make her way through New York City over the weekend.  Some say she’s here for work.  Some says she’s not.  I actually don’t care.  However, seeing these photos of Halle made me think, “Wait a second, didn’t Halle Berry leave the scene after she hit someone with her car?”  I think we, as a society, don’t talk about that enough.  So I looked it up via “the Google” and found out that I was correct.  But as an added bonus I learned that she was also involved in another hit and run a few years earlier than that.  Ay ay ay, that Halle.  Little minx.  Next time I see her I will, of course, give her a stern talking to.

Daily Reminder: This is Someones Mother

IBBB would like to interrupt your day to remind you that this is someones mother.  This is Halle Berry.  She is a mother.  She has a baby.  She gave birth to a baby.  She is a mom.  See what I’m saying here?  No?  Let me expand.  Halle Berry is subtly giving a nice quiet message to all those soccer moms out there who gave birth and then immediately got a short-tight-perm, sported a fanny pack, and threw on a B.U.M Equipment sweatshirt. Please know that you can still be hot.  I mean, you’ll never be as hot as Halle Berry, but you can still come in a close 205th.

Anyberry, Halle was visiting some friends in the Hollywood Hills yesterday afternoon and was spotted by the paparazzi, who I assume just sit and wait in trees all along the Hollywood Hills. That is all.

Are You Kidding Me With This?

Esquire Magazine has named Halle Berry the sexiest woman alive for 2008. They totally hit the nail on the head with this. I mean, I do personally think they overlooked Terri Irwin and Darlene Montag, but Halle is a good third prize.

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Halle Berry Carries Mr Brady’s Plans

I don’t know how Mr. Brady is going to get his plans if Halle Berry is putting them in her car and not passing them off to Greg and/or Jan at the amusement park. Oh well. I guess this just proves that Halle wouldn’t have made a good Brady. Although she is rocking the “Alice blue” pants with her Berry bum popping out. Good for her. Sadly, Mr. Brady wouldn’t have wanted to touch that with a 10 foot pole. Discuss.

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Pretty People Do Pretty Things

You know how they say sometimes that “less than attractive” parents have beautiful children? I don’t know, I’ve heard that before. Well, do you think that really attractive parents will have ugly children? Personally, I think that’s the price they should be forced to pay (by law) for being so damn good looking. We’ll see what happens with baby Nahla. We’ll be watching you Nahla. We look forward to your awkward stage when you’re 15 yrs old and I’m 150 and still blogging. We’ll see who’s laughing then (it’ll be you, trust me).

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I’m Voting For Whoever Halle Berry’s Rack Tells Me to Vote For

Halle Berry clearly dropped all of her baby weight, stuffed her rack-attack into an Obama t-shirt and hauled her ass out for a little shopping in Century City yesterday. Whatever Halle’s boobs tells me to do I’m totally doing. Get caught robbing a store? Simply answer “Halle’s boobs made me do it” and the police will quickly let you go with a soft pat on the back. Clearly Halle is voting for Obama. No word yet on who her cameltoe will be voting for. Perhaps a write-in.

Me Gusta Halle Berry. Gracias.

Me gusta Halle Berry. I do me gusta. Halle Berry was shopping in Malibu the other day and being courteous enough to stop and sign some autographs, which got me to thinking. Why do people want autographs? Besides the people that sell them for profit, the idea of autographs is baffling to me. Is that lady going to go home and tell her friends, “Look at this napkin. See those scribbles? That’s Halle Berry’s name. She spelled it all by herself!” Who cares really? First it’s autographs and the next thing you know this lady is in the bathroom stall next to Halle and asking her for her crap-stained toilet paper. Frame that shit and hang it in your game room. Just a thought.

Halle Berry: Cameltoe in Training

Halle Berry was at the Revlon Walk/Run for Women in LA over the weekend doing good deeds, but that is all shadowed by these shots of Halle sporting a little pre-camel celebrity cameltoe. She is so close, yet so far away but I know that Halle is a strong woman and can do anything she puts her mind to. I mean, she won the Oscar so she can most certainly train a little bit harder to really show outstanding cameltoe action. We can barely play my favorite IBBB game, “ImBringingBloggingBack Celebrity Cameltoe Rating System…to the Stars!” but I will still award Halle 1 camel out of a possible 5 because she’s showing promise and determination and she’s sending out a great message that all women can experience the cameltoe no matter what your age, race, or economic situation. Hats off to Halle!

Oh, I Wanna Dance With Somebody

Don’t you wanna dance, say you wanna dance, don’t you wanna dance. And I’ll officially kill myself now. Halle Berry was out and about on Robertson Boulevard the other day buying some expensive crap for her unborn bastard child. Halle is rocking her brand new home perm inspired by, always entertaining, Whitney Houston. I say, if that perm was inspired by Whitney Houston where are the receipts? Show me the receipts of that perm. Thank you, Diane.

Halle Berry Thinks the Holocaust Didn’t Really Happen

I Said Halle Berry Was Pregant 1 Year Ago!

Seriously I said that Halle Berry was pregnant over 1 year ago and see I was right! I mean that would technically make Halle Berry 15 months pregnant, but I still feel like I was right. Halle was chatting it up with Access Hollywood when she did confirm that she was knocked the hell up with potentially the cutest bastard child this side of the Mississippi. Halle told Access Hollywood,

Halle Berry Has a "Sass-Off" at CVS

Halle Berry can do no wrong in my book. I mean, sure, she had that whole hit-and-run incident a few years back and even thought of killing herself years ago too, but I love me some crazies and Halle fits the bill. Halle was at CVS in Malibu the other day and appears to be having a “sass-off” with some customers as she leaves the store. In photo one, the customers shoot a little sass at Halle. In photo two, Halle walks away and shoots her own sass back at them, but unfortunately the sass wasn’t shot in their direction so that weren’t hit by the sass. Finally in photo three the customer comes back and shoots a little sass out of the corner of her eye and hits Halle with that sass on her ass (bonus points). So who won this “sass-off?” I would have to give it to the CVS customers this time around. Sorry Halle, better luck next time.

Of course rumors are always flying that Halle Berry is knocked up and she hates when people say that. Basically any time she wears a dress people just assume. I say that she should constantly be drinking a beer in a brown paper bag. That way, any time someone snaps a photo of her and are about to say she’s pregnant they will then realize she isn’t because she’s drinking. She can even mix it up every once in a while and have a martini or something. The choices are endless and will prevent these rumors in the first place. My thoughts? Basically if you aren’t drinking you’re probably pregnant.

Halle Berry Dresses Like Barney, I’m Totally Fine With It

I think it’s fine that Halle Berry dressed up like Barney for the premiere of “Perfect Stranger” in Mexico. I think her boobs peaking out of the top of the dress is the same as Barney’s tail peaking out of his costume too. And, I also think that it’s good for the kids to see. I don’t care what Halle wears or does for that matter. She’s hot. She can do no wrong in my book. I’ve practically forgotten that she was involved in a hit and run years back. Whatever. She could have killed the person she hit. She’s still on fire. You know what? Even though she was at the premiere of “Perfect Stranger” in Mexico, I wouldn’t care if she was remaking the hit late 80’s TV show, “Perfect Strangers.” She could have been Cousin Larry’s girlfriend. Makes no difference to me. Good for her. More Halle please. Thank you.

Halle Berry Licks the Filthy Ground. Hot

It seems like just yesterday Halle Berry was telling the world she tried to take a “dirt nap” and now she’s getting her very own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Halle was awarded the 2,333rd star (that must make her feel special). Halle’s mom was there to witness this fiasco as well as Samuel L. Jackson. No really, he was there. Seriously? Samuel L. Jackson is not only in every movie, but now he’s also in everyones business too. Halle Berry’s business.
Have you ever been to the Hollywood Walk of Fame? Yeah, it’s a dump. Oh, and it’s filthy too. It’s a tourist trap and kinda like a time warp into 1973. I’m not too sure if Halle should be kissing/licking the ground, but hey if that’s what she’s into I’m not going to judge her. I mean, I can honestly say for the first time in my life I wish I was “a sidewalk.”

And who is that old man? I wish I was the old man too. Sad. What a waste of a dry-hump. I wish I was the old man and the sidewalk. I’ve hit a new low.
As a side note, can Halle Berry get Hep C from licking the sidewalk? I mean, I know you can get it from high-fiving Pam Anderson, I just wasn’t sure if the same rules applied for kissing the sidewalk.

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