More Mindless Stories on ‘gisele’
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Gisele Claims Giving Birth Wasn’t Painful…
…which makes complete sense, I guess, when you have a diamond encrusted Victoria Secret sponsored vagina.
Supermodel Gisele recently told a Brazilian television show about giving birth to Tom Brady’s son, Benjamin, “It wasn’t painful, not even a little bit. The whole time, my head was so focused – every contraction, the baby is closer, the baby is closer. So, it wasn’t like, ‘Oh, what pain.’ It was, ‘With every contraction, he is getting closer to me.’ “
Funny, I’m pretty sure that was the same thought process that got her into this mess into the first place. Eh, they’re rich. They’ll be fine.
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…In Other News…
Tom Brady is a traitor! I may have moved from Boston to NYC, but I would NEVER wear a Yankees hat…Ever. Watch your back Tom, watch your back. Tom and Gisele were spotted walking through the West Village in New York. I never saw them. I’m still hunting Olsen Twins. Well anyway, I’m still unpacking, etc so I will leave you with some other sites to check out, but I hope to be back on my normal schedule starting on Monday. In other news…
~ Andy Dick Hearts Cocaine ~ CelebritySmack
~ A Drunken Hoff ~ DListed
~ Catherine Zeta is Cheap ~ FatBack
~ Paris Going to the Slammer? ~ NinjaDude
~ Busta Gets a DUI ~ Yeeeah
~ Britney Out of Control? No! ~ PopBytes
~ A Lisa Left-Eye Lopez Documentry ~ POTP
~ It’s Like a Spice Girls Reunion From Hell ~ AgentBedHead
~ Lindsay Parties Like a Champ ~ DSF
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Gisele Not Pregnant; Hot Again
09
Tom Brady: The Knock Up King!
A Brazilian website and the good old “Boston Globe” (shout out to my hometown) are reporting that Gisele may be two-months pregnant by Tom and has already started to tell her family and close friends. Funny, neither of them told me. Strange. Seriously, Tom is going to have the busiest Father’s Day ever. No I may be going out on a limb here, but I wonder if Tom could be the father of Anna Nicole’s baby? I say he should toss his hat in the ring for that too.
If Tom is trying to change his image from “good boy” to “bad boy” why can’t he just do it like everyone else does it….with drugs. Jeeze, start taking some drugs and toss yourself in rehab. If you feel the need to shave your head in the process, go for it!
