More Mindless Stories on ‘gisele’
…which makes complete sense, I guess, when you have a diamond encrusted Victoria Secret sponsored vagina.
Supermodel Gisele recently told a Brazilian television show about giving birth to Tom Brady’s son, Benjamin, “It wasn’t painful, not even a little bit. The whole time, my head was so focused – every contraction, the baby is closer, the baby is closer. So, it wasn’t like, ‘Oh, what pain.’ It was, ‘With every contraction, he is getting closer to me.’ “
Funny, I’m pretty sure that was the same thought process that got her into this mess into the first place. Eh, they’re rich. They’ll be fine.
~ Andy Dick Hearts Cocaine ~ CelebritySmack
~ A Drunken Hoff ~ DListed
~ Catherine Zeta is Cheap ~ FatBack
~ Paris Going to the Slammer? ~ NinjaDude
~ Busta Gets a DUI ~ Yeeeah
~ Britney Out of Control? No! ~ PopBytes
~ A Lisa Left-Eye Lopez Documentry ~ POTP
~ It’s Like a Spice Girls Reunion From Hell ~ AgentBedHead
~ Lindsay Parties Like a Champ ~ DSF
A Brazilian website and the good old “Boston Globe” (shout out to my hometown) are reporting that Gisele may be two-months pregnant by Tom and has already started to tell her family and close friends. Funny, neither of them told me. Strange. Seriously, Tom is going to have the busiest Father’s Day ever. No I may be going out on a limb here, but I wonder if Tom could be the father of Anna Nicole’s baby? I say he should toss his hat in the ring for that too.
If Tom is trying to change his image from “good boy” to “bad boy” why can’t he just do it like everyone else does it….with drugs. Jeeze, start taking some drugs and toss yourself in rehab. If you feel the need to shave your head in the process, go for it!