More Mindless Stories on ‘ghost boobs’
Sep
21
Memories, like the corners of my mind.
I’d like to introduce a new little segment called “This Time Last Year.” This Time Last Year will take a brief look at what was going on in the celebrity world…this time last year (go figure). Oh, and also I’m lazy so this is pretty easy to do on a Friday. Here’s what was going on with Jessica Simpson, This Time Last Year: Ghost Boobs and a Side of
Cameltoe:
I love how people still don’t know about certain black shirts and camera flashes. Come on people, it’s instant ghost boobs! Well, not that I’m complaining. Jessica is really on the borderline of rockin’ the
cameltoe though. She needs to be careful with that. That’s danger!
Apr
30
It’s been a while that a celebrity has been attacked by ghost boobs, but it looks like Poshtoria is the latest victim. Poshtoria was just getting in to LA from London when the ghost boobs attacker her right in front of all the paparazzi. What are the odds of that happening?
In even less interesting Poshtoria news, the Beckham’s are reportedly suing a lookalike couple who got a sports car, jewelry, and a table at a top restaurant after posing as the Beckham’s. I guess the real life Beckham’s feel that their reputation is being damaged by the lookalikes. Uh, I think her reputation is being damaged by showing her boobs to the paparazzi. Actually scratch that (not literally).
I think her reputation is improving by showing her boobs to the paparazzi. Check her out on Fox’s new “When Ghost Boobs Attack!”
Who Said That!?! and Who Shot Those Ghost Boobs!?!
Dec
15
Here comes ghost boobs, here comes ghost boobs right down trailer park lane…..
Britney is on the hunt for some Christmas gifts in Beverly Hills (that’s only where I shop too), but it looks like Santa Claus already brought Britney one gift already….a bra! Who knew Santa’s elves made bras in the North Pole!? Maybe she should ask for a little tummy tuck this year too. Yeah, that’s right I went there. I don’t care that she just had a kid. I don’t think it’s baby fat either. I think it’s martini fat from all the partying she’s been doing. Actually, I shouldn’t be talking crap about Britney because I don’t want Mary J Blige to kick my ass. Here’s what Mary J had to say about Britney’s wild ways, and by “wild” I really mean “whorish.”
“I know that at some point in our lives we’ve had a situation like Britney’s, meaning that we all were with someone we thought loved us and actually didnt. We make mistakes. I am looking at Britney as a human being just like myself. I messed up big time in my life. I love Britney and I send out all of my prayers and all great energy to her because she’s young and she is going through it. She is going to get through. She is going to come out on the other side real nice I think.”
Well said Mary J. Way to may it all about you!
Dec
11
Britney is following in the footsteps of Jessica Simpson by rocking out with some ghost boobs and wearing a spandex dress all at the same time. Good for her for being able to multi-task. Looks like Britney darkened up her hair too. At least now we know for sure that the curtains match the carpet, if ya know what I mean and by now I think you do. I know it’s been a few days since I blogged, but as soon as I spotted these photos I figured stepped back into 1987 onto a Robert Palmer video..specifically, “Simply Irresistible.”
Anyway, Britney was hanging out at Spanish Kitchen on Friday night when these photos were taken. Nothing really wakes up your Monday morning quite like some good old fashioned “ghost boobs.”
Memories, like the corners of my mind. I’d like to introduce a new little segment called “This Time Last Year.” This Time Last Year will take a brief look at what was going on in the celebrity world…this time last year (go figure). Oh, and also I’m lazy so this is pretty easy to do on a Friday. Here’s what was going on with Jessica Simpson, This Time Last Year: Ghost Boobs and a Side of Cameltoe:
It’s been a while that a celebrity has been attacked by ghost boobs, but it looks like Poshtoria is the latest victim. Poshtoria was just getting in to LA from London when the ghost boobs attacker her right in front of all the paparazzi. What are the odds of that happening? In even less interesting Poshtoria news, the Beckham’s are reportedly suing a lookalike couple who got a sports car, jewelry, and a table at a top restaurant after posing as the Beckham’s. I guess the real life Beckham’s feel that their reputation is being damaged by the lookalikes. Uh, I think her reputation is being damaged by showing her boobs to the paparazzi. Actually scratch that (not literally). I think her reputation is improving by showing her boobs to the paparazzi. Check her out on Fox’s new “When Ghost Boobs Attack!”
