More Mindless Stories on ‘ghost boobs’
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Mariah Carey Turns On the Christmas Lights and Turns Up the Cameltoe
Mariah Carey was in jolly ole’ England yesterday at the Westfield Shopping Center in London to give a little “pip-pip” and turn on their Christmas lights for them. Touching. More importantly, Mariah was turning up her Christmas cameltoe, perhaps a first for the cameltoe society. Seeing these photos reminded me that we haven’t played the “ImBringingBloggingBack Cameltoe Rating System….to the Stars!” in a while. So, here go!
As you know the rules, I can award up to 5 camels. This time around, IBBB has awared Mariah with 3 out of 5 camels, paritally because we’re in a recession and I’m feeling generous and partly because it appears that her cameltoe may actually be busting her zipper and, well, that deserves a game all of its own. Check out some of the additional Mariah photos below and see if you can spot a little ghost boobs action!
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Lindsay Lohan and the Case of the Holiday Ghost Boobs
It’s been a while since we’ve been graced with celebrity ghost boobs, but finally the one to bring back that hip style is none other than Ms. Lindsay No Pants. Linds, who must be stealing Samantha Rotten’s Freddie Kruger jackets, was leaving el doctor in Beverly Hills (90210) yesterday afternoon when the mix of natural lighting, camera flashes, and cheap black shirt material provided us with the classic ghost boob look that we’ve all come to love. Frightful, Lindsay. Frightful.
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Lindsay Lohan Ghost Ass
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Jessica Alba and Some Ghost Boobs
Halloweenie may be over, but ghost boob season is in full effect. Jessica Alba, my future wife, was at the premiere of her new movie “Awake” in New York City last night. First off, I think it’s great that she’s trying to send a secret message to me via her ghost boobs. I mean, I think it’s kind of rude that she didn’t invite me to the premiere, but I’ll let it slide this time. However, in promising Jessica Alba news it’s been reported that Jessica will be saying peace out to LA and moving her ass to NYC.
Jessica has said, “I was like, ‘How do I move to New York?’ It’s a great city (and) everywhere you look there’s art and restaurants and people are, like, on the move, it’s very progressive.
People talk to you, they interact. It’s not like that in L.A. In L.A. everyone’s in their car and they’re honking at you or spitting their cigarette or their gum out at you.”
Yay! I can officially add Jessica to my Stalkers List. Oh, and I’ll still spit out gum at her when I see her so she doesn’t feel homesick.
Jessica Alba and Some Ghost Boobs
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Tyra Banks: The Case of the Ghostly Cameltoe
Look. I’m only one person and as one person I rely on the IBBB readers to be my useless eyes and ears. Well, one IBBB reader came through for me, big time. IBBB reader, Lindsay (from somewhere) emailed me to alert me of, not only, a picture of Tyra and some cameltoe, but also that fact that it was ghost cameltoe (something that stemmed from ghost boobs). Brilliant, Lindsay, brilliant.
The IBBB Cameltoe Rating System…to the Stars!
Tyra Banks: The Case of the Ghostly Cameltoe
