More Mindless Stories on ‘ghost boobs’
Nov
20
Mariah Carey was in jolly ole’ England yesterday at the Westfield Shopping Center in London to give a little “pip-pip” and turn on their Christmas lights for them. Touching. More importantly, Mariah was turning up her Christmas cameltoe, perhaps a first for the cameltoe society. Seeing these photos reminded me that we haven’t played the “ImBringingBloggingBack Cameltoe Rating System….to the Stars!” in a while. So, here go!
As you know the rules, I can award up to 5 camels. This time around, IBBB has awared Mariah with 3 out of 5 camels, paritally because we’re in a recession and I’m feeling generous and partly because it appears that her cameltoe may actually be busting her zipper and, well, that deserves a game all of its own. Check out some of the additional Mariah photos below and see if you can spot a little ghost boobs action!
Dec
12
It’s been a while since we’ve been graced with
celebrity ghost boobs, but finally the one to bring back that hip style is none other than Ms. Lindsay No Pants. Linds, who must be stealing Samantha Rotten’s Freddie Kruger jackets, was leaving el doctor in Beverly Hills (90210) yesterday afternoon when the mix of natural lighting, camera flashes, and cheap black shirt material provided us with the classic ghost boob look that we’ve all come to love. Frightful, Lindsay. Frightful.
In other Lohan news, apparently her multicolored leggings line is “all the rage” with “the kids” and has been flying off the shelves. Flying, running, same thing. Lindsay’s freckleless leggings are selling for $45-$132 a pair. So, kids, update your letters to Santa because in today’s tough fiscal climate, you’re dirt-bag parents are going to have any extra money so that you can live up to all that is “Lindsay Lohan.” Merry Holiday!
Oh, and PS, of course someone stole my “ghost boobs” idea and created
http://www.ghostboobs.com/. Oh, and they even used 2 of my own ghost boob created photos. That is not my site….just my ideas. Jerks.
www.myspace.com/ImBringingBloggingBack
Jan
07
Lindsay’s home from her drunken slutted-out (??) holiday! She carted her ass back to NYC from Italy over the weekend, literally, and then flew back to sunny LA. Now by now you know my fascination with ghost boobs, but this may be a first. Lindsay is being haunted by ghost ass. Actually this may not be a first. My sick son-of-a-bitch sense of humor could have made this joke about someone else in the past. Between ghost boobs, ghost ass,
cameltoe, and open letters to Britney’s stretcher, lips, and crotch it’s really hard to keep up with the inventory of jokes. Personally I like the tags that are gracing Lindsay’s ass. It must be hard to be a tag in Lindsay’s ass. I mean, it must compete with literally tens-of-thousands of freckles. It’s almost like it’s not fair. What’s even more sad is that if Lindsay was bent over just a litttttttle biiiiiit mooooooore we would have experienced a double whammy: Ghost Ass and
Cameltoe. Ugh. It’s just not fair. Life’s not fair. Nothing good EVER happens to me. Thanks for nothing Lindsay.
Anyway, Lindsay No Pants/Ghost Ass is back in NYC and was greeted at the airport by her father, Michael Lohan. Where on earth is Dina? Where’s Ali? I need this family together at all times and I need cameras rolling…and then I need that footage aired in a reality type setup on any of the following channels: E!, The Discovery Channel, National Geographic, and/or the Spanish Channel immediately following Sabado Gigante.
Lindsay is back on the wagon and is as boring as ever. But, Lindsay is trying to be a good Christian and follows what the Bible has to say and, clearly, turns the other cheek. Oh! Stop me if you heard it!
Thanks go to Lauren in CA for bringing this to my attention first.
Nov
15
Halloweenie may be over, but ghost boob season is in full effect. Jessica Alba, my future wife, was at the premiere of her new movie “Awake” in New York City last night. First off, I think it’s great that she’s trying to send a secret message to me via her ghost boobs. I mean, I think it’s kind of rude that she didn’t invite me to the premiere, but I’ll let it slide this time. However, in promising Jessica Alba news it’s been reported that Jessica will be saying peace out to LA and moving her ass to NYC.
Jessica has said, “I was like, ‘How do I move to New York?’ It’s a great city (and) everywhere you look there’s art and restaurants and people are, like, on the move, it’s very progressive.
People talk to you, they interact. It’s not like that in L.A. In L.A. everyone’s in their car and they’re honking at you or spitting their cigarette or their gum out at you.”
Yay! I can officially add Jessica to my Stalkers List. Oh, and I’ll still spit out gum at her when I see her so she doesn’t feel homesick.
Jessica Alba and Some Ghost Boobs
Nov
02
Look. I’m only one person and as one person I rely on the IBBB readers to be my useless eyes and ears. Well, one IBBB reader came through for me, big time. IBBB reader, Lindsay (from somewhere) emailed me to alert me of, not only, a picture of Tyra and some
cameltoe, but also that fact that it was ghost
cameltoe (something that stemmed from ghost boobs). Brilliant, Lindsay, brilliant.
Now this is the first time we’ve ever got to combine two IBBB games: Whose Ghost Boooooobs? And “The IBBB
Cameltoe Rating System….to the Stars!” Therefore, IBBB awards
Tyra Banks 3 out of 5 camels and 2 out of 5 ghosts. If my math serves me right, that would be 5 Ghostly Camels! Congratulations Tyra. This must be quite the honor for you.
Tyra was showing off just where her vagina was while enjoying lunch in NYC. I’ve eaten there before (that restaurant, not Tyra’s “gentleman greeter” although I’m sure they’re both equally satisfying) but can’t remember the name as I was Britney drunk all throughout dinner.
The IBBB Cameltoe Rating System…to the Stars!
Tyra Banks: The Case of the Ghostly Cameltoe
Sep
21
Memories, like the corners of my mind.
I’d like to introduce a new little segment called “This Time Last Year.” This Time Last Year will take a brief look at what was going on in the
celebrity world…this time last year (go figure). Oh, and also I’m lazy so this is pretty easy to do on a Friday. Here’s what was going on with Jessica Simpson, This Time Last Year: Ghost Boobs and a Side of
Cameltoe:
I love how people still don’t know about certain black shirts and camera flashes. Come on people, it’s instant ghost boobs! Well, not that I’m complaining. Jessica is really on the borderline of rockin’ the
cameltoe though. She needs to be careful with that. That’s danger!
Apr
30
It’s been a while that a celebrity has been attacked by ghost boobs, but it looks like Poshtoria is the latest victim. Poshtoria was just getting in to LA from London when the ghost boobs attacker her right in front of all the paparazzi. What are the odds of that happening?
In even less interesting Poshtoria news, the Beckham’s are reportedly suing a lookalike couple who got a sports car, jewelry, and a table at a top restaurant after posing as the Beckham’s. I guess the real life Beckham’s feel that their reputation is being damaged by the lookalikes. Uh, I think her reputation is being damaged by showing her boobs to the paparazzi. Actually scratch that (not literally).
I think her reputation is improving by showing her boobs to the paparazzi. Check her out on Fox’s new “When Ghost Boobs Attack!”
Who Said That!?! and Who Shot Those Ghost Boobs!?!
Dec
15
Here comes ghost boobs, here comes ghost boobs right down trailer park lane…..
Britney is on the hunt for some Christmas gifts in Beverly Hills (that’s only where I shop too), but it looks like Santa Claus already brought Britney one gift already….a bra! Who knew Santa’s elves made bras in the North Pole!? Maybe she should ask for a little tummy tuck this year too. Yeah, that’s right I went there. I don’t care that she just had a kid. I don’t think it’s baby fat either. I think it’s martini fat from all the partying she’s been doing. Actually, I shouldn’t be talking crap about Britney because I don’t want Mary J Blige to kick my ass. Here’s what Mary J had to say about Britney’s wild ways, and by “wild” I really mean “whorish.”
“I know that at some point in our lives we’ve had a situation like Britney’s, meaning that we all were with someone we thought loved us and actually didnt. We make mistakes. I am looking at Britney as a human being just like myself. I messed up big time in my life. I love Britney and I send out all of my prayers and all great energy to her because she’s young and she is going through it. She is going to get through. She is going to come out on the other side real nice I think.”
Well said Mary J. Way to may it all about you!
Dec
11
Britney is following in the footsteps of Jessica Simpson by rocking out with some ghost boobs and wearing a spandex dress all at the same time. Good for her for being able to multi-task. Looks like Britney darkened up her hair too. At least now we know for sure that the curtains match the carpet, if ya know what I mean and by now I think you do. I know it’s been a few days since I blogged, but as soon as I spotted these photos I figured stepped back into 1987 onto a Robert Palmer video..specifically, “Simply Irresistible.”
Anyway, Britney was hanging out at Spanish Kitchen on Friday night when these photos were taken. Nothing really wakes up your Monday morning quite like some good old fashioned “ghost boobs.”
Halloweenie may be over, but ghost boob season is in full effect. Jessica Alba, my future wife, was at the premiere of her new movie “Awake” in New York City last night. First off, I think it’s great that she’s trying to send a secret message to me via her ghost boobs. I mean, I think it’s kind of rude that she didn’t invite me to the premiere, but I’ll let it slide this time. However, in promising Jessica Alba news it’s been reported that Jessica will be saying peace out to LA and moving her ass to NYC.
Look. I’m only one person and as one person I rely on the IBBB readers to be my useless eyes and ears. Well, one IBBB reader came through for me, big time. IBBB reader, Lindsay (from somewhere) emailed me to alert me of, not only, a picture of Tyra and some cameltoe, but also that fact that it was ghost cameltoe (something that stemmed from ghost boobs). Brilliant, Lindsay, brilliant.
Memories, like the corners of my mind. I’d like to introduce a new little segment called “This Time Last Year.” This Time Last Year will take a brief look at what was going on in the celebrity world…this time last year (go figure). Oh, and also I’m lazy so this is pretty easy to do on a Friday. Here’s what was going on with Jessica Simpson, This Time Last Year: Ghost Boobs and a Side of Cameltoe:
It’s been a while that a celebrity has been attacked by ghost boobs, but it looks like Poshtoria is the latest victim. Poshtoria was just getting in to LA from London when the ghost boobs attacker her right in front of all the paparazzi. What are the odds of that happening? In even less interesting Poshtoria news, the Beckham’s are reportedly suing a lookalike couple who got a sports car, jewelry, and a table at a top restaurant after posing as the Beckham’s. I guess the real life Beckham’s feel that their reputation is being damaged by the lookalikes. Uh, I think her reputation is being damaged by showing her boobs to the paparazzi. Actually scratch that (not literally). I think her reputation is improving by showing her boobs to the paparazzi. Check her out on Fox’s new “When Ghost Boobs Attack!”
