More Mindless Stories on ‘ghost boobs’
Mariah Carey was in jolly ole’ England yesterday at the Westfield Shopping Center in London to give a little “pip-pip” and turn on their Christmas lights for them. Touching. More importantly, Mariah was turning up her Christmas cameltoe, perhaps a first for the cameltoe society. Seeing these photos reminded me that we haven’t played the “ImBringingBloggingBack Cameltoe Rating System….to the Stars!” in a while. So, here go!
As you know the rules, I can award up to 5 camels. This time around, IBBB has awared Mariah with 3 out of 5 camels, paritally because we’re in a recession and I’m feeling generous and partly because it appears that her cameltoe may actually be busting her zipper and, well, that deserves a game all of its own. Check out some of the additional Mariah photos below and see if you can spot a little ghost boobs action!
It’s been a while since we’ve been graced with celebrity ghost boobs
, but finally the one to bring back that hip style is none other than Ms. Lindsay No Pants. Linds, who must be stealing Samantha Rotten’s Freddie Kruger jackets, was leaving el doctor in Beverly Hills (90210) yesterday afternoon when the mix of natural lighting, camera flashes, and cheap black shirt material provided us with the classic ghost boob look that we’ve all come to love. Frightful, Lindsay. Frightful.
In other Lohan news, apparently her multicolored leggings line is “all the rage” with “the kids” and has been flying off the shelves. Flying, running, same thing. Lindsay’s freckleless leggings are selling for $45-$132 a pair. So, kids, update your letters to Santa because in today’s tough fiscal climate, you’re dirt-bag parents are going to have any extra money so that you can live up to all that is “Lindsay Lohan.” Merry Holiday!
Oh, and PS, of course someone stole my “ghost boobs” idea and created http://www.ghostboobs.com/
. Oh, and they even used 2 of my own ghost boob created photos. That is not my site….just my ideas. Jerks.
Lindsay’s home from her drunken slutted-out (??) holiday! She carted her ass back to NYC from Italy over the weekend, literally, and then flew back to sunny LA. Now by now you know my fascination with ghost boobs, but this may be a first. Lindsay is being haunted by ghost ass. Actually this may not be a first. My sick son-of-a-bitch sense of humor could have made this joke about someone else in the past. Between ghost boobs, ghost ass, cameltoe
, and open letters to Britney’s stretcher, lips, and crotch it’s really hard to keep up with the inventory of jokes. Personally I like the tags that are gracing Lindsay’s ass. It must be hard to be a tag in Lindsay’s ass. I mean, it must compete with literally tens-of-thousands of freckles. It’s almost like it’s not fair. What’s even more sad is that if Lindsay was bent over just a litttttttle biiiiiit mooooooore we would have experienced a double whammy: Ghost Ass and Cameltoe
. Ugh. It’s just not fair. Life’s not fair. Nothing good EVER happens to me. Thanks for nothing Lindsay.
Anyway, Lindsay No Pants/Ghost Ass is back in NYC and was greeted at the airport by her father, Michael Lohan. Where on earth is Dina? Where’s Ali? I need this family together at all times and I need cameras rolling…and then I need that footage aired in a reality type setup on any of the following channels: E!, The Discovery Channel, National Geographic, and/or the Spanish Channel immediately following Sabado Gigante.
Lindsay is back on the wagon and is as boring as ever. But, Lindsay is trying to be a good Christian and follows what the Bible has to say and, clearly, turns the other cheek. Oh! Stop me if you heard it!
Thanks go to Lauren in CA for bringing this to my attention first.
Halloweenie may be over, but ghost boob season is in full effect. Jessica Alba, my future wife, was at the premiere of her new movie “Awake” in New York City last night. First off, I think it’s great that she’s trying to send a secret message to me via her ghost boobs. I mean, I think it’s kind of rude that she didn’t invite me to the premiere, but I’ll let it slide this time. However, in promising Jessica Alba news it’s been reported that Jessica will be saying peace out to LA and moving her ass to NYC.
Jessica has said, “I was like, ‘How do I move to New York?’ It’s a great city (and) everywhere you look there’s art and restaurants and people are, like, on the move, it’s very progressive.
People talk to you, they interact. It’s not like that in L.A. In L.A. everyone’s in their car and they’re honking at you or spitting their cigarette or their gum out at you.”
Yay! I can officially add Jessica to my Stalkers List. Oh, and I’ll still spit out gum at her when I see her so she doesn’t feel homesick.
Jessica Alba and Some Ghost Boobs
Look. I’m only one person and as one person I rely on the IBBB readers to be my useless eyes and ears. Well, one IBBB reader came through for me, big time. IBBB reader, Lindsay (from somewhere) emailed me to alert me of, not only, a picture of Tyra and some cameltoe
, but also that fact that it was ghost cameltoe
(something that stemmed from ghost boobs). Brilliant, Lindsay, brilliant.
Now this is the first time we’ve ever got to combine two IBBB games: Whose Ghost Boooooobs? And “The IBBB Cameltoe
Rating System….to the Stars!” Therefore, IBBB awards Tyra Banks
3 out of 5 camels and 2 out of 5 ghosts. If my math serves me right, that would be 5 Ghostly Camels! Congratulations Tyra. This must be quite the honor for you.
Tyra was showing off just where her vagina was while enjoying lunch in NYC. I’ve eaten there before (that restaurant, not Tyra’s “gentleman greeter” although I’m sure they’re both equally satisfying) but can’t remember the name as I was Britney drunk all throughout dinner.
The IBBB Cameltoe Rating System…to the Stars!
Tyra Banks: The Case of the Ghostly Cameltoe