Getting to Know YOU!

Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the past week and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.

  • antm blogger jenny (that’s right folks, find her here)
  • free cameltoe (in today’s economy this is a good deal)
  • elderly sluts (thank you for being a friend)
  • tina turner’s ex-husband ike just beat the ever loving piss out of texas (hit me again!)
  • “who shot mindy” (probably Mork)
  • bruce jenner transgender (hahahhahaha)
  • cram marc robot mc (robot combust….ro-bot mal-func-tion)
  • darleen hit by school bus (you’re thinking Andrea Zuckerman)
  • details on harriet carter singing turtle (um, it’s white-trash plastic crap?)
  • eva longoria sucks a banana (ahhh how people love their fetishes)
  • getting skanked (3 easy steps by Dina Lohan)
  • how to get rid of starfish in bathrooms (stop doing drugs)
  • i would like to be like claire huxtable (who wouldn’t)
  • is it bird pee or poop on the windshield (it’s technically bird period)
  • kid gets vagina in face (seriously, what?!)
  • la cucaracha la cucaracha running up and down the stairs lyrics (uh, those are them)
  • midgets and unicorns (magical and fun!)
  • perez hilton is tori spelling coming back (wrong place)
  • punch her in the face to prove you’re right (sounds like a logical plan)
  • rachel platt nyc adoptions 2008 (is FMC going to adopt me!!!!!)
  • sitting on the toilet after candace cameron (geek burger with chesse)
  • valentines day pig that squeals walgrees (someone is getting the best. gift. ever.)
  • when did cindy and mccain start dating? (1493)
  • whose bringing blogging back (me)
  • is stephanie’s real name sandy sanders? (i. love. it)

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Getting to Know YOU!

Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the past week and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.
  • what is lauren’s job called on the hills (uh, fake? staged? scripted? not real? an illusion?)
  • “remember when mona from who’s the boss had to live on top of the” (of what? the answer is ‘garage.’ garage.)
  • bring back donna martin (agreed)
  • girl addicted to computer cleaner (it’s like i’m walking on sunshine!)
  • 48 old boobs (2 turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree)
  • “different strokes” arnold report card (Duddly? Sam?)
  • “tuck her penis” (ask questions later)
  • “we’ll never be friends” dubbed (crafty “hills” editing)
  • antm isis winkie (she uses “winkie-b-gone”)
  • best way to smuggle drugs (there’s no hope with dope)
  • bob saget pervert (you got it dude)
  • call michelle tanner (moshi moshi dude)
  • caribbean fat ass (hey mon!)
  • don knots penis (i mean, really?)
  • hair is straight, then i get hot and it gets puffy (no idea)
  • has hilary duff ever wet the bed (she’s duffed the bed, not wet it)
  • how to make your hair like chase crawford (piss, lots of it)
  • i’m 13 and my crotch itches (call your doctor, Dakota Fanning)
  • my favorite dj is a tanner (mine too! mine too!)
  • neil patrick harris and wallet and back pocket (watch your wallet dude, you’re getting mugged soon)
  • rusty charo sex (ouch, coochie coochie!)

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Getting to Know YOU!

Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the past week and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.
  • kathy lee gifford pokies (gelman is relentless in his searches)
  • kelly ripa blows (where exact, when exactly, what time exactly, how much exactly)
  • sexy terri irwin (really? teri? really?)
  • bruce jenner is married to a whore (and has 3 whore-like step daughters)
  • blessed mother talks about food (yes, her one time to be seen and heard and she talks about food to ImBringingBloggingBack)
  • brad pitt is white trash (rich white trash with a hot wife)
  • britney spears crying because someone stole her pants 2008 (lindsay!)
  • can a celebrity stop a commercial that is imitating her (no Paris, you can’t)
  • can butt implants melt (if the seat is too hot)
  • celebrity sex teeth (yeah sex teeth are hot….huh?)
  • crack open the wine and cut the cheese (totally a Harriet Carter t-shirt)
  • dakota fanning want fuck (no. i don’t think dakota fanning want fuck)
  • david archuleta cotton candy crotch balls marco marco (strike me dead if I’m making this up)
  • direct-to-dvd movies about ponies and fashion olsen (sorry that one is sold out)
  • don knott’s penis (mr firley, no!)
  • fonzie toddler jacket (oh please don’t do that to the poor kid. Ayyyy!)
  • i miss when screwing was something only bob the builder did (better times, better times)
  • light socket penis (yoooooowwwwwwww! ok one more time)
  • mtv tina tekula (is that tila teqila’s sister?)
  • tommy lasorda slimfast fart (no comment)
  • tori spelling sitting on the toilet (donna martin’s constipated?)
  • what is lauren’s job called on the hills? (fake)
  • wood shoes for sluts (sweet! Holland whores!)
  • why is spencer pratt called steve sanders (because I named him that and it’s sweeping the nation!)

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Getting to Know YOU!

Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the past week and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.
  • brody breaks bathroom stall promise (he totally did, liar.)
  • freckles and tanning (too late dina/lindsay)
  • what sluts wear (slutty clothes)
  • woman who dug up her dead boyfriend to drink the beer that was burried with him (she sounds like my kind of gal!)
  • does a green porch light mean drug use (no it means the lady has been dead since christmas)
  • don’t you want to see these clothes on me (no, heidi, we don’t)
  • dump in her pants (doris?)
  • “how to send hate mail” and not get caught (let me know what you find)
  • “i look a bit like sarah jessica parker” (ouch! man hands and all?)
  • “looking right at the camera” cock mouth (pervs)
  • african american girl nurses rinse poop in dirty underwear in hospital public patients toilets (wait, what??)
  • audrina’s beaver teeth (that’s like two birds with one stone)
  • bette midler diet plan (non-existent)
  • check out the hook while my (dj revolves it)
  • comeback sayings about whores and skanks (you’ve arrived at the right place)
  • dakota fanning wet the bed (chris hanson is here to see you)
  • did the celts perform circumsisions (only on the Lakers)
  • don’t live in a house with bird droppings all over the walls (yeah, don’t)

Getting to Know YOU!

Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the past week and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.
  • alyssa milano’s arm hair (it’s not just for breakfast!)
  • crayon ball paris (sponsored by burnt sienna and brick red)
  • what happened to heidi’s dog (nose job gone bad and killed the dog)
  • full house duck lips (that kid ruled)
  • how to leave your husband (cheat on him with his best friend. that’ll do)
  • terri irwin sexy (blagh, I’ll take the physical challenge)
  • “car jewelry” selfstick (that’s gonna be one sweet ride!)
  • heroin hair (who is: Amy Winehouse?)
  • what guitars does shakira play (red ones)
  • arrested with no pants (uh-oh Lindsay is up to something…)
  • kermit the frog yelling (why? he’s never mad)
  • my dog is anxious because of the move (leave him behind then. he’s dead weight)
  • sluts on the loose (catch ‘em while you can)

People are nuts. Good times.

Getting to Know YOU!

Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the past week and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.
  • bindi irwin cameltoe (even I think that’s wrong)
  • her penis (surprise!)
  • cartoon ticket booth (mickey and minnie’s new business venture I’d assume)
  • “if there’s a sex tape where are the receipts?” (whitney??)
  • bitch thumbs (is that like chicken fingers?)
  • crap celebrity gossip (you’ve come to the right place!)
  • elizabeth shue blue bathing suit karate kid (it’s Alli with an “i”)
  • great celebrity interview questions (who would win in an Olsen chicken fight?)
  • how sluts dress (in red)
  • i’m in tears because people are trashing miley cyrus my celebrity role model (i’m in tears because you googled that)
  • is it normal to smell burnt toast after a concussion? (no, only during a stroke)
  • red headed slut and her hoe bag sister (it’s like Dina Lohan can never remember her kids names)
  • should we idolize celebrities (uh, yeah, who else are we supposed to idolize?)
  • terri irwin sexy (terri irwin is googling herself again)

You guys are a bunch of sickos.

Getting to Know YOU!

Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the past week and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.
  • kimmy gibbler gave me an std (she gave me lice)
  • bindi irwin does not look like either parent (funny how she looks like me though)
  • “howard k stern” quagmire (giggity giggity giggity douche)
  • a mud pie in carol bradys face (i bet cousin oliver has something to do with this!)
  • a report card with all “f’s” on it (someone is getting the beating of their life)
  • aretha is a monster (cookie monster)
  • dakota fanning is a whore (so it bindi irwin)
  • episode on full house where dj tanner bags school to get a signature (brilliant episode)
  • ghetto pic of muppets with beer guns knives (Ernie? Why?)
  • is tina turner beyonce’s mother (i think so, they look alike)
  • i’m british this is my mail (do you have bad teeth too?)
  • human aftertaste monster meth (uh, i’ll pass)
  • nelly furtado wooden leg (kinky)
  • one liners for jealous bitches who want all the attention (let me know how that goes)
  • who the hell is heidi montag (exactly)
  • is steve sanders spencer? (yes.)

Getting to Know YOU!

Like Britney’s southern and British accent, it’s baaaaaack. Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingback. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the past week and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.
  • xmas boobs (because there isn’t anything you can’t ask Santa for)
  • tanning your boobs in the south of france (bring 2 passports)
  • how toi not have a spoiled asshle kid (teach them to spell)
  • “dump in her pants (valentines day gift ideas?)
  • beyonce singing on i wonder if the heavens got a ghetto (oh I hope it does, I really really hope it does)
  • britney church box (one of those words doesn’t belong. you can guess which one)
  • can a 12 year old girl get her teeth whiten after getting her braces off (Audrina as a child?)
  • hot porn whores eat eggs on piano (again?)
  • how to send hate mail to jamie lynn spears (haha, glad I could help)
  • i did a line of coke off the toilet at burger king (either way, they’re still not bringing back the Whopper)
  • i’m a teenager and i’m a slut (no, Dina Lohan, you’re not a teenager)
  • i’m tired, could i be pregnant (yes, and if you sneeze you’re having twins)
  • is julie chen anorexic (no, asian)
  • kidnapping little girls for ransom (i’ve already alerted Chris Hanson)
  • nuns gargle (and shave their beards)
  • pop up trailer (yeee-haw the Spears’ are movin’)
  • reba mcentire “nice rack” (really? reba? really?)
  • steve sanders started the sex tape rumor (wow, what have i started with that nickname?)
  • where are all the white people (idaho)
  • where did steve sander’s brother come from? (his mothers “gentleman greeter”)
  • white guy who watches Sabado Gigante (you found me!)
  • will a gas station attendant be fired for selling beer to a underage person in georgia (someone’s feeling paranoid!)
  • you got jamie lynn spears pregnant (na-uh, no i didn’t)
  • who is the guy from imbringingbloggingback (one day, one day)

Well that concludes another segment of “Getting to Know YOU!” Clearly many of you are still perverts, still paranoid, and still into white-trash. Clearly, you found the right place.

Getting to Know YOU!

Getting to Know YOU!

It’s lazy Friday blogging, so you know what that means….Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingback. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the past week and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.

  • Hills recap Steve Sanders (I love how this is sweeping the nation)
  • Mary Kate Olsen the challenge montezuma’s revenge (an Olsen with explosive diarrhea? hot!)
  • Audrina’s vagina (it smiles as bright as her teeth)
  • Forum for daytime wetting in adults (imagine their shock when they land on this site?)
  • “Horse ass” photographs (IBBB caters to those with horse fetishes)
  • AC Slater I get money and bitches and cars remix (Jessie will be pissed)
  • Baby daddy day (oh snap. oh no you didn’t!)
  • Can’t afford clothes (Britney? Is that you typing?)
  • End of world signs 2007 (you finding this blog)
  • I look a bit like Sarah Jessica Parker and the old Ashlee Simpson with a bigger nose what hairstyle will suit me (a hairstyle that incorporates a paper bag)
  • Kimmy Gibbler gave me an STD (me too!)
  • Orange slices, jlo (I don’t even know what that means)
  • Sprinting sluts (sluts on the loose! sluts on the loose!)

Getting to Know YOU!

Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the past week and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.

  • “Family Ties” rumors (yeah, those rumors ended in 1987)
  • Bin Laden is a dirt bag whose mother is a whore (is President Bush using Google again?)
  • Celebrity embarrassing fart moments media stories news Oprah (uh, is that a question?)
  • Dead woodchuck picture (early warning signs of a serial killer)
  • Guess who wet the bed (uh…um…uh….Queen Latifah? No?)
  • Rihanna gets a big wedgie (ouch)
  • Sandy Duncan rumors (clearly, this search came from Sandy Duncan herself)
  • Jenn Bunney nose job (no way, I’d never believe it)
  • Lawn sheep (alright! Decorating the trailer park!)
  • Beer you are my friend (yes, yes you are)
  • Beyonce wants to be Spanish (no me gusta)
  • Call Jennifer Lopez (please leave a message after the beep….beep.)
  • Dry hump can you get pregnant (how is IBBB the authority on that!?)

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