More Mindless Stories on ‘getting to know YOU’
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Getting to Know, YOU!
Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the recent past and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.
- what happened to farrah’s asian friend? (we’ll let Debra, the prosecution, and a court of law answer that)
- im bringing blogging back myspace (Google 2007?)
- why does amber’s mom talk funny (lack of money)
- ambers sister died from skids teen mom (I’m not making this up)
- did snooki say vinnie raped her (is this like fan fiction?)
- stupids (simple, to the point, and accurate)
- two headed girl engaged (there’s two lids for every pot)
- angelina jolie is a skank (aniston is relentless in her searches)
- grinch sex (ho-ho-ho?)
- horse riding innuendos (like um, “she’s really riding that horse?”)
- ladies tools (insert lay-up joke here ______)
- mary kate olsen toon (dream come true)
- britney spears se le ve la vagina (welcome international traffic!)
- camel toe school (wow they really do have a school for everything!)
- cat sitting on second keyboard (for what?)
- decorating the church for christmas (wait is that, like, sex code?)
- do you like lindsay lohan freckles (no, lindsay, I don’t)
- does isis from antm have a willy (nope, she freed it)
- how can i become a wig model (just apply…no one else is)
- mrs garrett’s rack (yes!)
- your a failure (you’re a failure)
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Getting to Know, YOU
Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the recent past and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.
- what did bunny flush down the toilet jersey shore (Bunny? Carrots)
- blog making fun of teen mom (Hello! Welcome. Pull up a puffy leather couch)
- maci bookout bad tanning (Lohan wrists)
- gtl gym than laundry (Hahaha yes!)
- im bringing blogging black (I don’t see color)
- old whore pops out her dentures to give gum job (Also known as “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills”)
- is it bad sharing scrunchies (As bad a sharing needles. I’m kidding. Worse.)
- is jaques really ross geller (Yes.)
- kimmy gibbler now (Kimmy Gibbler forever!)
- slap watch junior kids watch raven black (Just say nope to dope!)
- there should be a website to make fun of teen mom (Welcome)
- draw a picture of a friend ernie orange (aww that seems like a search with nice intentions)
- why did elodie quit bolthouse (hello 2008!)
- cancel credit card with bag borrow steal not sending bag back (Ok. What site did you think was going to show up?)
- does kathy on real housewives of new jersey have graves disease? (Oh does she??)
- how come the kitchen counters keep changing in kathy’s house real housewives of new jersey (why is there so much random scandal around Kathy?)
- i am almost 18 weeks pregnant (Are you between the ages of 15-17 and own a puffy leather couch? If so, act now!)
- jill zarin koala clip (Let me know what you think about the koala clips….that b*tch!)
- reasons that people end up on welfare (Puffy leather)
- what was the game they were playing on 16 and pregnant (Hide the sausage. Hey-oh! I’m kidding. They were playing pin the pitocin on the teen.)
- bedazzle hospital gown (Get sassy for surgery)
- dakota fanning the whore years (a new reality show only on Oxygen)
- how much can terri irwin bench press? (two Bindi’s)
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Getting to Know, YOU!
Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the recent past and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.
- teen mom, april, blog (yes, you found, me, right here)
- clay aiken kimberly locke grapes dinner fanfic (seriously, what? that sounds horrific. although, I do like grapes)
- 16 and pregnant staged? (yes, MTV paid the girls to get pregnant)
- jenelle “little bitch of a daughter” (I just want you to do the right thing, Janelle)
- andrienne maloof transvestite (don’t you dare/talk about her tinsel hair/i don’t care)
- did kim from real housewives sing tardy for the party at imbringingbloggingback writer birthday (my right hand to God, someone Googled this – the answer is “not yet.”)
- haircuts like catelynn (aka “half-a-gosselin”)
- is lindsay lohan a white trash (a little a white trash)
- vhs housewives of atlantics (sure)
- does charlie sheen have teeth, smile pictures (meth, it’s a helluva drug)
- ashanti without underpants (is like a day without the sun)
- burger vagina (the new “geek burger with cheese”)
- how to be a wig model (wear wigs)
- van halen + kail (= no sense)
- george clooney at joes crab shack in newport (very likely…the crab part obviously)
- full house meth (how rude!)
- dirty piss stains (welcome to IBBB!)
- cherie johnson gossip (I hear she’s stuck in a refrigerator)
- are megan fox have penis (welcome international traffic!)
- is kelly cutrone and im bringing blogging back friends (not as much as I’d like)
- kathy lee gifford boobies (Regis! Get off Google!)
- terri irwin sex doll (Mmmm sexy khaki jumpsuit?)
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Getting to Know, YOU!
Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the recent past and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.
- what is a fugazi (Teresa’s financial situation)
- who writes i’m bringing blogging back (me)
- tyler and catelynn bash website (better not be this one)
- milania’s cruise cake (potato chips and pudding – fabulous!)
- blowpig shoes (BOGO)
- carolina liar i’m not over you you tube (nothing funny about this except I was literally listening to this on my iPod as I read that entry. Strange)
- does maci’s boyfriend kyle have front teeth (yes, but Bint-Lee doesn’t)
- dora the explorer bikini delicioso (i’m reporting this)
- how candace cameron lost weight (jazzercising with Any Becky)
- how do third world countries handle a everyday chore (by swatting flies)
- im going to a friends house for the first time and im bringing food. do I need to bring a house warming gift? (you’ve come to the right place. yes and yet no. hope that helped)
- karma on back tattoo picture flipping off sitting on bed (seriously, what?)
- teen mom blog guy interview with chelsea lately (I like that idea)
- why does meth ruin your skin. my twin does it and looks so much older than I do. (looks like an Olsen is Googling)
- can you get addicted to computer cleaner? (it’s like i’m walking on sunshine!)
- elodie otto eminem (hmm, maybe a rap duet?)
- ike turner pimping (in hell)
- the hills is so false (true)
- ty pennington is mr bear? (I’m pretty sure)
- what does luke perry think about beyonce? (really?)
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Getting to Know, YOU!
Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the recent past and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.
• ray pruit throws donna down stairs (top 5 moments of my life)
• “wife beater” “burnt the roast” (predictions of a black eye)
• also my favorite toast is to nipples because without them breast would be pointless (I want this toast at my wedding)
• brook hulgen sweam wear camel tow free pics (welcome international traffic!)
• did someone say wooooood fullhouse (yes. mr woodchuck)
• i am looking for a chicka chicka boom boom bulletin board border (why? and also, you’ve come to the right place. I have those in green.)
• keith pollock dating joe zee (scandal. besides, joe zee bangs olivia…allegedly)
• nkotb gutter gossip (is that something?)
• speech attention getters against plastic surgery (sure)
• what happened between mel gibson and oxana grigorieva (simply misunderstanding. will blow over by friday)
• innuendo she rides horses (meaning: one who rides horses)
• shooting beer out of her ass (requests to make only after the second date)
• bitch truck (beep beep!)
• blogger makes fun of hills (hi there)
• ellen degeneres paranormal state (no, no, that’s Chip)
• kids with bad teeth (go to hell. I’ve heard)
• who makes allison’s brown purse that she has on intervention (clearly you’ve understood the point of this show)
