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Mar
19
19
Gary Busey is Wicked Sorry
Posted by IBBB
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*tears not drawn to scale.
Gary Busey is wicked sorry and stuff for giving Jennifer Garner a big bear hug and kissing her neck on the red carpet prior to the Oscars. Here’s what Gar had to say:
“I meant no disrespect to Ms. Jennifer Garner when I met her at the Oscars and apologize if I made her uncomfortable. I simply greeted both actresses with joy and open arms, which is the way I would greet anyone I’m happy to meet. Everyone has experienced a handshake or hug which has turned awkward, and this was no different.”
Good on ya, Gary. I was with you until you started on about the awkward handshake or hug. I’m not sure everyone has experienced this. For example I doubt lepers or the homeless experience awkward hugs as they typically are not touched or interacted with at all. Also, this is typically not done on camera whilst yelling at a host. Anyway, see you at that party. Take care.
Feb
27
27
Gary Busey Calls Britney Spears a Loser While Yelling at 11 Year Old Girl. Cha-Ching!
Posted by IBBB
gary busey For some reason Gary Busey is my new hero. It all started with him on the Oscars red carpet the other night and now a clip has surfaced of good old Gary basically yelling at a little 11 year old girl who is trying to interview him. It gets really awkward right from the beginning and I can tell I’m turning red while I’m watching it. Anyway he calls Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears losers, but then calls them children of God because, you know, that makes sense. He then continues on calling Paris Hilton a liar and says she does nothing. Ok, that I agree with. However, one of my most favorite moments is when they simply ask Gary to give a shout-out to the website that the little girl works for and Gary freaks out, covers the camera, and says he doesn’t give shout-outs. Does he know what that means? They just want him to say hi to the website. They’re not asking him to donate his kidney right there on the spot.
Thank God I’m not skilled and/or qualified to interview “celebrities” on the red carpet. I would have jumped over the red velvet rope and strangled him. Tool. I’m not sure who the 11 year old girl is, but I’m assuming she is a mix between Bindi Irwin and Abigail Breslin. I also have no idea what that means.
Feb
25
25
Hey There Creepy Gary Busey at the Oscars!
The Oscars couldn’t be more boring, but that changed tonight when Gary Busey crashed an interview with Ryan Seacrest and Jennifer Garner. Luckily someone already tossed crazy Gary up on the “YouTube” that all the kids are wild about for your viewing pleasure.
Anyway, to recap the absolute crap out of Gary Busey’s crashing, Ryan Seacrest was asking Jennifer Garner craptastic questions about what she was wearing (a dress, I’d assume) when Gary comes running over to tell Ryan that he’s been looking for him for years. I believe it’s at that point when Jennifer Garner look like she’s in the process of doing “the poop” in her pants or dress for that matter. Assuming she’s wearing underwear she is sure to have a nice sampling of skid-marks in that pair.
Gary comes back for more in a few seconds and gives Jennifer a bear hug and a kiss on the neck because, you know, that makes sense. In conclusion Ryan tries to interview Seth Rogan, but not before that crazy minx, Gary Busey, comes back for more and Ryan treats him like you would treat that dorky kid in your gym class by telling him you’ll meet him “at the party later.” Like a crack-whore in heat, Gary falls for the trick and this will now make it into Oscar history. Oh yeah, and the Oscars on too.
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