More Mindless Stories on ‘full house’
Dec
15
15
DJ Tanner is FINALLY Ready for Kathy Santone’s Pool Party!
I’m not sure what’s going on, but I’m pretty sure that all the work that I’ve been putting into practicing all the rules of the book “The Secret” are finally paying off because all things “Full House” are starting to manifest its way back into my life. Praise “The Secret!”
Candace Cameron (aka Donna Jo Tanner) is on the cover of the latest Us Weekly talking about losing weight and being a hot mom of 3 (Nicky, Alex, and Michelle?).
Candace talks about her new weight of 110 pounds and the pressure she put on herself to lose weight during her days on the set of Full House. You’ll have to actually buy the issue of Us Weekly to get an inside look on the diet that DJ Tanner follows, but I can give you a heads up on what she’s eating…..
If you all remember correctly, when DJ Tanner wasn’t eating for 3 days so she could fit into a bikini for Kathy Santone’s pool party and Stephanie Tanner ratted her out to Danny, Jesse, Joey, and Becky, the shit really hit the fan. Uncle Jesse, naturally, told her to “sit down and eat a sandwich right now” but Aunt Becky held a little one-on-one talk with DJ. It was here where we learn of what DJ can eat, according to Aunt Becky. This diet consists of: Chicken and fish with veggies. So, I’m pretty sure this is how Candace Cameron lost the 22 pounds. Correct me if I’m wrong.
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Dec
05
05
Full House Reunion! Finally Good Writing Will Be Back on Television. Moshi Moshi, Dude!
Posted by IBBB
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Yes, my friends, Jesus Claus and Santa Christ have both answered my prayers. Thanks to Uncle Jesse, there just may be the Full House reunion that the 10 of us have been waiting for all these years. I can finally stop my letter writing campaign to Congress!
According to some skanks at OK! Magazine, DJ Tanner (Candace Cameron) has said, “John has been work on a semi-remake of Full House. I know it would involve me and Jodie Sweetin. We would revive our characters, but today as young women.”
Sounds riveting. I say scratch all that and work on the following storylines:
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DJ finds out that the quickie divorce she got from her Greek “husband” by walking backwards around the kitchen table was, in fact, not legal and she is still married to this day.
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The girls visit Uncle Joey in the prison after he is found guilty of diddling the wood out of Mr. Woodchuck. Did somebody say….wooooood?
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It’s discovered that Papouli (God rest his soul) actually faked his own death just so that Michele would break that ugly popsicle stick bird house that she made for him.
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Ant Becky struggles with the missing spark in her marriage from Uncle Jesse and really does decide to just “do taxes” in the upstairs apartment.
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After years of falling off the charts “The Jessman” comes back, thanks to iTunes, and Uncle Jesse re-tours Japan. Ant Becky stays home from the tour with Nicky and Alex who both, somehow, become Siamese twins after a tricky honey experiment.
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Michele tours the location where she fell off the horse and suffered from amnesia and ends up shooting the horse that tossed her off its saddle.
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Gia, still hosting weekly “Makeout Parties” ends up spreading Herpes all throughout San Francisco and her 7th grade class. Yes, Gia is “still” trying to pass the 7th grade.
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Kimmy Gibbler copes with a life in solitude after an appearance on The Swan backfired and all the surgeries made her look worse.
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DJ still works out 7 days a week at the gym and stops eating every 3 days so she can fit into a hot bikini for Kathy Santone’s surprise 40th birthday pool party.
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Papouli comes back to life to teach Michele a special dance. Oppa!
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Nov
25
25
The Jodie Sweetin Divorce = IBBB’s Opportunity
After receiving an alarming number of emails from readers and phone calls from friends, IBBB has be alerted that Stephanie Tanner has officially split from her husband. According to a close friend, Mr. Bear is a two-timing bastard.
Jodie StepOnMe Tanner Sweetin has filed papers late last week in Orange Country, CA for legal separation from her husband of 16-months.
Seriously, this better not put a wrench in the reality show plans or I’m going to be really pissed. Perhaps this is just part of the reality-show storyline. Either way, I’m in the process of packing up my bags and heading out to LA to finally get my chance at (1) Sweetin (2) Be Part of the Reality Show (3) Kidnap Mr. Bear (4) Try to orchestrate a Full House reunion (5) Rub all of this in Kimmy Gibbler’s face.
If Stephanie Judith Tanner Chung ends up getting an actual divorce hopefully she’ll follow in the same footsteps of her chunky sister, DJ, and get divorced by walking backwards around the kitchen table. If it works for Greek weddings it should work for Jodie.
What a terrible time. Someone dig up Papouli and see if he can fix this crap. How rude!
Nov
06
06
Ode to Papouli
Posted by IBBB
full house As you know, I have an obsession with all things Full House. My unhealthy obsession hits tilt on the “Creepy-o-Meter” by how much I love the episode when Papouli dies. I literally have it saved on my Tivo and make my friends watch it every time they come to visit me in NYC and we come back from a bar three sheets to the wind. It’s a tradition.
Anycrap, I found a brilliant clip on Youtube in which someone edited the Papouli scenes with extra features, such as random, yet hilarious, audience reactions. Sure the clip is 5 minutes and 25 seconds long, but I recommend turning up your volume and watching the entire thing. I’m 10 yrs old so this was extra funny to me. Enjoy!
R.I.P Papouli.
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Oct
10
10
Papouli and Full House BOTH Tricked Me and I’m Bullsh*t!!!
Posted by IBBB
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If you are a regular reader of IBBB or know me on a personal level you know that my favorite episode of any show that was ever created was the episode of Full House when Papouli came to visit the Tanners and he kicked the bucket before the episode ended. I literally have this episode saved on my Tivo and any time I have friends staying with me in NYC we always watch it after we return to my apartment in a drunken stupor. This is not a joke. This is pathetic, but true.
Anytanner, I finally realized that Full House has pulled the corny wool over my eyes. The episode where Papouli goes to Jesus is not the first time that Papouli meets the family like they force us to believe. Oh no, my friends, we’ve been tricked. In that episode, Papouli opens the door to the Tanner house, extends his arms, and yells “Heeeey Everybody!” The whole gang goes out to greet him and he doesn’t know who anyone is. He thinks Michelle is Stephanie and DJ is Michelle and Joey is Danny and Rebecca is a whore, etc.
However! I was watching an OLDER episode of Full House the other day when they all went to Greece and DJ accidentally got married to that random kid from Greece and there were two Michele Tanners….one was regular Michele and the other was the other Olsen Slut with a brown wig on and she was supposed to be the Greek cousin. Please. Anyway, Papouli was in THAT episode and even had a speaking part. Now why would the writers of Full House try to trick us/me like this? Why is this acceptable? Had they not heard of reruns and pathetic loser bloggers who would one day discover this and take to the Interweb and write about it?
I want answers, but more importantly I want an apology from Papouli himself. I don’t care he’s dead in real life. Either dust off my Ouija Board or prop him up with rope like on Weekend at Bernie’s. I demand answers. I demand them now.
Signed,
Frustrated and Still Loser Blogger
P.S –> Uncle Jesse? Is it ok…to….cry?
P.P.S –> Hey Papouli, you can take your “special greek dance” and shove it up your pedophile a$$.
P.P.P.S –> I’m glad that Michele freaked out when she heard that you died and smashed her stupid popsicle stick bird house on the kitchen floor.
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