Did They Do To Fergie’s Voice the Same Thing They Did to Paula Abdul in the “Promise of a New Day” Video?

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Well I am sad to admit that I can’t get the new Black Eyed Peas song, Meet Me Halfway, out of my head. They did it to me again. Every time they come out with a new song I hear it once and always say, “This song sucks.” Then, I hear it a second time and think, “I love this song.” Yes, my thought process is typically that simple.

I am, however, wondering who’s the female voice in “Meet Me Halfway” because I’m almost certain it’s not Fergie. The voice sounds fresh and young. Then I saw the video and noticed how they use the same lighting on Fergie as Barbara Walters uses in her Pre-Oscars interviews and, well, then it all started to add up. They have totally done to Fergie’s voice what they did to Paula Abdul in her “Promise of a New Day” video. It’s not as bad as what they do to Miley Cyrus in each song she sings, you know, make her sound like a completely different person each time. Sometimes she has a twang, sometimes she sounds deep, sometimes she sounds like she has no accent, and one time, one time, I swear she sounded Russian.

Ok, that is all. Oh wait, I do like the song though, a lot. Ok, that is all.

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Aug
15

Dear Fergie, I Have a Few Requests

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Oh hey Fergie. Fancy seeing you here. How are you today? How’s your business trip in London going? Good I hope! Pretty cloudy there in London. Yeah. I’m not sure if I could do it every day with the clouds and drizzle and stuff. Yeah. Well that’s just me.

Anyway, my grandfather called me (via Ouija Board) and wanted to know if you could return his winter hat. Yes? Then I got a beep on my Ouija Board. It was my grandmother trying to get through. She wondered if you wouldn’t terribly mind giving back her silk scarf. She gets a little chilly during Sunday mass. Oh, and your meth addiction gave me a ring on the telly and wanted its eyebrow ring back. 1996 didn’t even want it. In closing, the Joker shot me an email and said to return his eyebrows at once. Thanks, in advance, for your cooperation.

P.S Grow a new face that fits someone your age.

P.P.S Please do more cartwheels whilst on stage.

Ta,

IBBB

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Jun
20

So When Did Fergie Turn Into Lisa Rinna?

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George Hamilton is literally rubbing off on people. Fergie, who is turning into Lisa Rinna, looking like a tanned orange on the red carpet at the Cartier Love Charity Bracelet launch the other day. Fergie looks like would leave a ring around the tub. She’s dirty in both ways. She’s also dirty in that way like Ma’am Pappadopolis from “Webster” was kinda dirty…you know, naughty? Anyone? Just me thinking that? Cricket. Cricket. Cricket.

In other non-orange Fergie news, she is keeping mum about her future wedding. As you know she’s engaged to John Duhamel, but said she’s keeping her mouth just when it comes to wedding plans. Hopefully she won’t just walk down the aisle, she’ll do those cartwheels she did on The Today Show and then dry hump the alter like she did the stage. Here’s to wishing!

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May
20

Fergie Does Cartwheels

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Anyone happen to check out The Today Show this morning with Fergie taking part in their summer concert series? Yeah, I was embarrassed for her and myself for that matter. Fergie sang all her typical Fergie songs, but then she busted out into “Barracuda” by Heart and started doing some one-handed cartwheels while yelling into the microphone. I assume the stage smelled like burnt toast and she was having a stoke, but actually she was “performing.” Just for good measure she threw in a little Axl Rose impersonation from Welcome to the Jungle.

It was great seeing Al Roker and the gang interviewing her afterwards. They were like a supportive parents who just came back from their 6-year olds piano recital. They were all like, “That was so good! You did so good with those cartwheels. Let’s take a look at the clip where you did the cartwheels. Do you like doing cartwheels?”

Oh Fergie. Come on now. Thank you.

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Aug
22

…In Other News…

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G to the R to the A to the NDMA. Fergi was getting ready for a photoshoot in Hollywood and it looking so hot. And by “hot” I mean “beat down.” In other news…

~ Dannilynn is 1. Insert Anna Nicole Joke Here ~ Yeeeah
~ Another Fake Reality Show. Score! ~ PopBytes
~ Jenna Jameson Forgot Her Boobs ~ POTP
~ Christina Aguielrkerjksfna Found Her Boobs ~ NinjaDude
~ Hayden Turns 18, Nowhere Near Olsen Money ~ FatBack
~ Famous Cat on Coke ~ CelebritySmack
~ Tom Cruise Lives Like a Monk ~ AgentBedHead