More Mindless Stories on ‘fantasia’
Apr
10
10
Diana Degarmo Pulls an Olsen
74 seasons ago on American Idol there was Diana Degarmo, a pudgy little finalist the loved to wear pink hats. That was her thing. Diana came in second place (lost to Fantasia) and like many of the other contestants (Kelly Clarkson, Kimberly Locke, etc) vowed not to lose any weight because “they loved the way they looked.” Yeah, well fast forward a few years and low record sales and guess what? Diana Degarmo lost 3 dress sizes and is down to a size 4. Way to cave Diana! It seems like Diana is very happy with her size 4 and pointy shoulder bones. So how did Diana lose the weight? Well, she “changed her diet and works out 4-times a week.” Let me translate for you. She’s discovered new ways to vomit after every meal and she’s dabbled in Trimspa, baby! Ok, so I made that part up, but you have to assume. Anyway, I didn’t like Diana Degarmo before. I mean, I didn’t really have an opinion of her, but now that she is thin I think she is prettier, funnier, more talented, a better singer, a better actress, and just a better person overall. Wait, that’s not shallow is it?
In other American Idol news, Fantasia Barrino has just declared that she can “read again.” Looks like she was never totally illiterate, but just needed a refresher course on “words.”
Jan
23
23
Fantasia Looks Ugly in the Eye and Says, "Hey I Know You!"
Posted by IBBB
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Fantasia brought down the house at Madison Square Garden where she performed with Jaime Foxx the other night. Oh, and by “brought down the house” I actually mean “cleared out the house.” Seriously? WTF it that? It’s official, Fantasia now scares the crap out of me. However I can’t blame myself for feeling this way. I blame the American public who continuously voted for Fantasia on American Idol. It’s all those votes that brought Fantasia to where she is today….one light breeze away from showing her ‘lady business’ and one knee bend away from showing her “Barrino’s” as they fall out of her dress. Thanks Fantasia! No wonder why other countries hate us.Dec
27
27
Fantasia Sweats Through Her Cameltoe
Posted by IBBB
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Yeah, so is this a Fantasia concert or her second set at Curves? Seriously look, you don’t just randomly start sweating like that. Therefore, if you know that you’re a “sweater” you may not one to wear a unitard onesie. That’s right I said it. Unitard. Fantasia is totally sweating right through her cameltoe, which may be a first for celebrity cameltoe (Fergie pissing through her jeans comes in a close second). I would be even more nervous if she were to turn around. I certainly don’t need to see Fantasia’s sweaty skid marks. Yeah, I said it. Skid marks.
