More Mindless Stories on ‘fantasia’
Feb
09
09
Fantasia’s Braces Worked. She’s Like the New Jan Brady (similar wig).
Posted by IBBB
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I’m about to lose a lot of readers for saying what I’m about to say. I realize this. I know this. I am fine with this. Ready? I’d like to take a second to say that Fantasia doesn’t look horrible. In fact, she actually looks “ok.” There, I said it. It feels good. It’s out there now. If you recall, Fantasia slapped on some extra-heavy-duty metal braces on her teeth and, well, now her teeth aren’t as insane. It also looks like she dropped a dress size or 10, which is working for her.
Look, I’m still wouldn’t play “Nookie Nightengale” with Fantasia, but she cleaned herself up a bit…for now.
Fantasia and her Barney-purple dress was at the Clive Davis Grammy Party along with a bunch of other American Idol kids. I hope they were asking Clive for money. I would.
May
15
15
Is Fantasia Having a Stroke?
So I thought I’d put on the American Idol last night that all the kids are watching and figured I’d regret it. I didn’t. I’m grateful to my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, that I put it on at just the right time. Did anyone see Fantasia “perform” last night? Well, I’m pretty sure the stage must have smelled like burnt toast because I think Fantasia was having a mix between a stroke and a couple of seizures while she sang. No joke, Fantasia is the ugliest singer ever. I don’t mean she is ugly and a singer. I mean while she sings, she sings ugly….kinda like people are ugly when they cry…..same thing. Simon’s face was priceless while Fantasia was declaring jihad on stage (as seen above). Enjoy this clip…..while it lasts.
Aug
06
06
Today’s "Pretty" of the Day: Fantasia
Wow! Fame has really agreed with Fantasia. She looks hot! Oh and that’s not one of those mini water bottles. That’s actually a full sized water bubbler. She’s just that big! Oh, and before you all send me hate mail (as you always do when I tee off on Fantasia) I know that she’s a talent, and stars in The Color Purple, and beats off Oprah, and that I’m just a loser blogger who is talentless and should go to hell blah blah blah. Save it. I already have all of your hate mail printed and hanging on my refrigerator. P.S and I know your IP address and I’m telling your boss. Best wishes.
Jun
12
12
Fantasia Doesn’t Do the Bobo No ‘Mo!
Posted by IBBB
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I guess Fantasia sang at the Tony Awards the other night. I thought she was still in the running towards becoming America’s Next Top American Idol on Fox’s Hells Kitchen, no? Hmm, maybe I just confused my shows. Anyway, I love an adult who wears braces so I found this necessary to post. Mean? Maybe. I just feel like if you’re over 21 either punch your teeth out and get dentures or use the Invisalign braces that you can’t really see. If her teeth are too jacked up to use Invisalign then I say just keep doing Crystal Meth until your teeth fall out and then just jam white Chicklets into your gums. Problem solved! IBBB helps out celebrities in need each and every day.Apr
19
19
Fantasia Cracks Me Up: Puke Now Please
Posted by IBBB
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For the love of all that is holy and good in this world! Celebrity Babylon is claiming that this is the one and only American Idol winner, Fantasia Barrino. Oh and in case you’re wondering, “yes” she is taking a cell phone pic of her ass and “no” those aren’t pants she’s wearing. The next picture shows, what I can only assume is, Fantasia falling in the bathroom and accidentally taking a picture of her big old Color Purple. That’s very motherly of her. Oh, and by the way feel free to pour bleach directly into your eyes and then into your keyword…in that particular order.Personally, I don’t think it’s Fantasia. Without a doubt it’s Dudley from Different Strokes (Arnold’s buddy that got “diddled” in season 3). Seriously look again. It’s Dudley. I hope this becomes the cover of her next album. I mean, it will have to be one of the album covers that you have to unfold three times in order to see the whole picture, but you still get to see it. Is it possible that her ass needs braces too? What? Just asking.
Apr
10
10
Diana Degarmo Pulls an Olsen
74 seasons ago on American Idol there was Diana Degarmo, a pudgy little finalist the loved to wear pink hats. That was her thing. Diana came in second place (lost to Fantasia) and like many of the other contestants (Kelly Clarkson, Kimberly Locke, etc) vowed not to lose any weight because “they loved the way they looked.” Yeah, well fast forward a few years and low record sales and guess what? Diana Degarmo lost 3 dress sizes and is down to a size 4. Way to cave Diana! It seems like Diana is very happy with her size 4 and pointy shoulder bones. So how did Diana lose the weight? Well, she “changed her diet and works out 4-times a week.” Let me translate for you. She’s discovered new ways to vomit after every meal and she’s dabbled in Trimspa, baby! Ok, so I made that part up, but you have to assume. Anyway, I didn’t like Diana Degarmo before. I mean, I didn’t really have an opinion of her, but now that she is thin I think she is prettier, funnier, more talented, a better singer, a better actress, and just a better person overall. Wait, that’s not shallow is it?
In other American Idol news, Fantasia Barrino has just declared that she can “read again.” Looks like she was never totally illiterate, but just needed a refresher course on “words.”
Jan
23
23
Fantasia Looks Ugly in the Eye and Says, "Hey I Know You!"
Posted by IBBB
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Fantasia brought down the house at Madison Square Garden where she performed with Jaime Foxx the other night. Oh, and by “brought down the house” I actually mean “cleared out the house.” Seriously? WTF it that? It’s official, Fantasia now scares the crap out of me. However I can’t blame myself for feeling this way. I blame the American public who continuously voted for Fantasia on American Idol. It’s all those votes that brought Fantasia to where she is today….one light breeze away from showing her ‘lady business’ and one knee bend away from showing her “Barrino’s” as they fall out of her dress. Thanks Fantasia! No wonder why other countries hate us.Dec
27
27
Fantasia Sweats Through Her Cameltoe
Posted by IBBB
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Yeah, so is this a Fantasia concert or her second set at Curves? Seriously look, you don’t just randomly start sweating like that. Therefore, if you know that you’re a “sweater” you may not one to wear a unitard onesie. That’s right I said it. Unitard. Fantasia is totally sweating right through her cameltoe, which may be a first for celebrity cameltoe (Fergie pissing through her jeans comes in a close second). I would be even more nervous if she were to turn around. I certainly don’t need to see Fantasia’s sweaty skid marks. Yeah, I said it. Skid marks.
