More Mindless Stories on ‘eva mendes’
Jun
18
18
Meg Ryan Looking Less Frightful
I’m glad we’re living back in a world where Meg Ryan is looking less frightful again. From the looks of it she let her lips simmer down a bit and went back to her haircut from “When Harry Met Sally” days, which is fine by me. I will now officially declare today as “Meg Ryan is Sorta Hot Again” Day! The parade starts at noon.
Meg Ryan and a cast of other random characters attended the Women in Film’s 2008 Crystal Lucy Awards last night in LA. Just to clarify, you can only win an award if you have both a vaginastein and at least one boob. If you’ve somehow magically spouted a penis you will, of course, be disqualified.
Nicole Richie was there looking like she’s almost back down to her fighting weight of 26 pounds, while Eva Mendes was there showing off her man hands. I love Eva Mendes, but if she accidentally lost both of her hands in a terrible fishing accident I would be so fine with it. Even Rumer Willis was there because she’s done a lot for…..er….uh….um. So, yeah Rumer Willis was there.
But of course, my favorite attendee with both a rack and a vaginastein would have to be Lori Loughlin, more commonly known as Aunt Becky. I haven’t seen her with Uncle Jesse a lot lately so I’m guessing their getting a divorce and will no longer be “doing their taxes” in Danny Tanners attic. Seriously, Lori must be counting down the days until the new 90210 starts up so she can be “real” famous again and not just “Full House” famous. Bring it on Becks!
Aug
02
02
Eva Mendes Buys Porcupines
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Eva Mendes was out and about and busy buying stuffed animal porcupines. I mean is there really anywhere to go from here? Stuffed animal porcupines. Normal. Somewhere on location Richard Gere is jealous…..and drooling. What? Oh who cares. It’s porcupines people.Jul
24
24
Eva Mendes Shows "Squeezed Boob" and "Almost Ass" in Jane Magazine
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Eva Mendes may have man-hands, but she is showing a little more than her hands in the new issue of Jane Magazine. She’s such a tease. Eva shows a little squeezed boob and “almost ass” and then she is just about to show the real thing, but sadly two bouquets of flowers sprouted from her chest. Damn Mother Nature! Damn her straight to hell! Sure they may have photoshopped the ever-loving piss out of these pictures, but she’s still hot. I think everyone should be photoshopped, all the time. Everywhere. That and tanned. Get yourself photoshopped and tanned. Hmmm I may be onto something.Jun
11
11
Eva Mendes Kisses Her Man-Hands
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Sometimes when I’m not hunting Olsen’s or stalking Jessica’s (Alba, Simpson, Rabbit) I set my sites on Eva Mendes. This time, Eva was at the Cariter Charity Love Bracelet and would have been perfect to me, until she flashed the one thing that always freaks me out about Eva…her man-hands. She’s actually kissing her man-hands and I think it’s just to mess with me. I’m not one for politics, but I really hope they allow stem-cell research and testing to continue on because I bet they could grow new hands on mice or something using stem cells and then I could buy Eva some new hands. I know, I’m a giver.
In other Eva Mendes news, Eva is fishing for compliments by recently saying that she believes she was terrible in her debut Hollywood movie, “Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror.” Eva also tells fans, “If you want to experience some truly terrible acting on my part – basically a guide to what not to do on screen – I suggest you rush out and rent Children Of The Corn V right away.” Yeah, I’ll take her word for it. I mean I could also watch one of her newer movies and learn the same thing, no? Easy, easy. It’s her man-hands that make me say things like that. They’re evil man-hands.
