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So while hunting down the Olsen Sluts in LA, I ended up meeting up with my new pseudo friend, Elodie, from The Hills
. E-Dog (that’s what I call her…she just doesn’t know it) was out selling her new bath and body line (http://www.jolieenrose.com/
) this past weekend and she was selling and I mean selling like a hooker during a heatwave. Regardless, her sales tactics worked and she sold out of ALL of her products, but don’t worry you sick bastards, you can still buy some on her website.
Let me just tell you this (operation sellout mission aside), Elodie was really nice without a hint of douche-bagism and was way hotter in person. Take it from me, I am as shallow and superficial as they come and she was hot. As I was standing there talking with her I noticed that Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green (David Silver from 90210) walked by. First off, Megan Fox…insanely hot. Second off, David Silver? Are you kidding. It took ALL of my power and strength to not bring up Steve Sanders
aka Spencer Pratt. I wanted to ask about Jim and Cindy Walsh, but didn’t. I also didn’t have my camera so Elodie was nice enough to send over this picture of her and Megan.
Anyway, I’m a big believer in “paying it forward” so be sure to support Elodie and her bath and body line by visiting jolie en rose at http://www.jolienrose.com/
. Remember, if you don’t
buy her products you support
terrorism and probably think the Holocaust never
happened. So, buy that crap or you’ll be jailed….I’m assuming.
It’s “Hills” Day. Why Not Elodie?
Posted by IBBB
“Operation Sell-Out” continues for IBBB and this time Elodie Otto from “The Hills
” has called on me to help me sell her new product line called “Jolie en Rose” (http://www.jolieenrose.com/
) which is a great bath and body line that features body lotion, bubble bath, shower gel, and more in some great scents like caramel apple, coconut, cotton candy, rejuvenating mint and more! The price is pretty sweet too and you totally can afford it. Don’t pretend you can’t. If you’re spending $20.00 on 1 martini you can certainly afford this.
What better way to support your favorite “The Hills” character who called Heidi “sad” and then said “See Ya!” to her as Heidi and her chin looked confused. Christmas is right around the corner, but don’t wait until then, buy some of this stuff now in time to smear it all over your Thanksgiving turkey. Hey, even your turkey wants to smell nice. Do it for the pilgrims. Do it for the Mayflower. Do it for Elodie.
Ok, so when you head over to www.jolieenrose.com
to buy your bath and body products, be sure to shoot Elodie over an email and let her know that you found her products from ImBringingBloggingBack. Sadly, I’m not making a dime off this (per usual), but am really trying to secure my spot at The Hills
Wedding of the Century between Heidi and Steve Sanders
. I’m hoping Elodie will “pay if forward.”
Elodie was also featured in this weeks OK! Magazine and talking about her product line there as well. I like how me and OK! Magazine are on the same level.
Similar to “Where’s Waldo” try to find ALL the ways I sold-out in this blog post/advertisement.
P.S If you don’t buy these products, I hear you’ll smell like Heidi’s stinky “gentleman greeter” and you don’t want to smell like that, right?
P.P.S If you don’t buy these products you are on “Team Steve Sanders
” (aka Spencer) and you support terrorism. Good day.
Jolie en Rose by Elodie Otto
Ah yes my friends. The interview you have all been waiting for. I would like to note that this interview is not yet award winning, but I would not be surprised if this did end up winning some form of Nobel Prize (peace and/or in science…if that exists). I was lucky enough to get to know Elodie Otto (not biblically) via what we in the industry call the “interview.” I must start by saying that Elodie really was a sport to deal with me and my ridiculous questions. Similar to something that Phil Dohahue would do, this will be a two part interview. Screw “The Hills
Cram Session.” I want new Hills info. Here’s how this went down. Enjoy, you miserable rat bastards!
IBBB: You are now my favorite on The Hills, a national treasure some would say. What fun things are you working on right now?
Elodie: Well, since I left Bolthouse, I’ve decided to start my own business! It is the most amazing bath and body line. It was created in France and the name is French! Its called “jolie en rose par Elodie,” which means “pretty in pink” by Elodie. Pink is my absolute favorite color. I am the first generation in my whole family to be born in the states, so I have a lot of international background! It’s the perfect line!!! I am hoping to launch as soon as December. You can check out the myspace page at www.myspace.com/jolieenrose or the website at http://www.jolieenrose.com/
IBBB’s Thoughts: Phhew. Good call starting out with a legit question. Now let’s really white-trash this interview up!
IBBB: So…I know that half of The Hills is scripted, but tell me…are cue cards ever involved?
Elodie: There are never any cue cards (laughs). The show isn’t scripted either, it’s a reality show!
IBBB’s Thoughts: Damn my ignorance for not bringing my lie-detector equipment with me.
IBBB: Many people put Heidi in the same company as Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Laden, and Hitler and by “many people” I actually mean “just me.” What’s the real deal with Heidi? Is she as douche-a-palooza as the show makes her seem?
Elodie: NO WAY! I think there is hope for Heidi, but not if she stays with that Spencer.
IBBB’s Thoughts: Why won’t she call him Steve Sanders? I’m going to bring it up again.
IBBB: There’s currently a war going on in Iraq (or so I hear). We’re struggling with Global Warming and/or the Greenhouse Effect (don’t really know the difference). With that said, who do you think would win in a chicken fight: One of the Olsen Skanks or the lady who played the grandmother in the hit 90’s TV show, Family Matters?
Elodie: I think one of the Olsen twins would win!
IBBB’s Thoughts: Why didn’t she say “skanks?” I said “skanks.” I thought she would have been comfortable with it. Note to self, bring up other Full House questions later.
IBBB: Your recent episode when you told Heidi “it was sad” was a real treat. I immediately thought, “we need more Elodie.” Will you be making more of an impact on future shows and what, if anything, would you want to clear up about that episode?
Elodie: As of right now, I don’t know if I will be in any more episodes as I don’t work at Bolthouse. But…you never know! Keep watching.
IBBB’s Thoughts: Don’t boss me.
IBBB: I have 5 words for you. Justin Bobby. Discuss.
Elodie: I think that Justin Bobby is the funniest name. I think he is the way he is and no one will be able to change him. If Audrina likes that he is anti-social, we have to accept that. He definitely seems like a completely different type of boyfriend on the show than the boyfriends we have seen.
IBBB: I’ve created quite the following of people calling Spencer, “Steve Sanders.” First, please pass that nickname onto the set of The Hills. Second, do you think Heidi and Steve Sanders will
really get married and, if so and you’re invited, will you please please please invite me as your +1?
Elodie: If I get invited to the wedding I would probably go. As of now, I don’t think there are much plans for a “big” wedding.
IBBB’s Thoughts: I’m in!
IBBB: Recent rumors claim that Marcia and Jan Brady were playing lesbian reindeer games in the 1970’s. If you had to play lesbian reindeer games with one of the following who would it be and why:
a. Lisa Loveless
b. Lauren (please choose her)
c. Heidi’s old nose
d. Nell Carter (back in her “Gimme a Break” prime)
Elodie: I will chose her [Lauren] because you want me to choose her! I am no lesbian but I think Lauren is gorgeous!!!
IBBB’s Thoughts: Give me a minute…..almost…..done.
IBBB: So what the Christ do you think is up with Britney Spears?
Elodie: I am sad for her. Someone needs to get her some help.
IBBB’s Thoughts: I’m still thinking of the Lauren/Elodie lesbian reindeer games.
Ok folks, that’s it for now. Stayed tuned next week when me and Elodie talk “teeth” on The Hills, if anything is really known about Lisa Loveless, how all the nose jobs on The Hills may impact America’s youth, and ways in which I can continue to sell out with help from Elodie and The Hills.
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Ah my friends, do I have a “Hills” treat for you. Good old IBBB hit the pavement (not literally) and has sat down for a fun interview with Elodie from “The Hills
.” Similar to something that Barbara Walters would do, this will be a 2-part interview because, well, I’ve decided that it’s going to be. How will Elodie react to my brilliant questions? Will she punch me? Find out if Elodie thinks “The Hills
” is scripted, what the deal is with everyones teeth, is Heidi as big a douche as she seems, and what’s the deal with Justin Bobby. Oh, but don’t get me wrong. I ask her about The Olsen Skanks, the cast of “Friends” and what Elodie is up to now that she peaced out of Bolthouse. Award winning interview? Some may say so. Suck on that
Stay tuned for the interview over the next week or so.
My Dearest Elodie (this is best read in a British accent, trust me),
You are quite the mystery to me. You, Elodie, are a surprise for me this season on The Hills
. At first I thought your main role was just to make weird faces at the camera and continually lurk by Heidi’s office. However, you have turned out to be so much more to me. A friend, a sister, a stranger, and one who spurted out the phrase “See Ya” to Heidi in only a way that a drunken truck driver could. I applaud you Elodie, I applaud you. I am a little confused by your name, but it only adds to the mystery of Elodie Otto. Hello Motto, I always think. Missing the “M” in Elodie (Melodie) and missing the “m” in Otto (Motto). This only adds so the intrigue. You, Elodie, are a cunning little minx and are as sly as a fox.
I can only look back with regret that we weren’t Myspace friends yesteryear, as I would have signed up to be your new roommate. Damn my “Johnny Come Lately” attitude. I took your existence for granted, Elodie. I took you for granted. A spacious 2-bedroom? I say we get bunk-beds, share the room, and make the spare bedroom a shrine to Heidi and/or her new boobs. I haven’t decided yet.
My dearest Elodie, so what is next for you? Shall you be pissing in Heidi’s coffee? Shan’t you start throwing hay-makers at Steve Sanders
? Shall you drug Lisa Loveless and make her into the woman that she deserves to be? Shan’t you say “See Ya!” in many more episodes? Shall you quit BoltHouse? Shan’t you say “shall?” Oh Elodie. Oh my Elodie. You are a God-send to Season 3 of The Hills
. You are a God-send to me.
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