More Mindless Stories on ‘drew barrymore’
Jul
08
08
Drew Barrymore Scheduled to Die Alone
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She might as well just buy the plot now. Us Weekly took a 5 minute break from performing oral sex acts on Heidi Montag to report some very, very sad news. Drew Barrymore and that dude from that annoying computer commercial, Justin Long, have officially broken up, but still remain close friends. Thank God for that. How do you feel if you’re next in line for the Barrymore train? I mean, she was married to Tom Green and later dated Justin Long. I’m not going to lie. I think I have a chance. I totally think she’d be into a blogger. Someone, alert her.
Ironically enough, these two poor souls are starring in the upcoming shit-show movie, “He’s Just Not That Into You” or as I like to call it “Jennifer Aniston’s Love Life: A Historic Timeline.” Oh well. My thoughts and prayers are not with either of these two as they are both filthy rich and money should be enough.
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May
09
09
Drew Barrymore’s Friend Suffers From "Sudden Cameltoe Disease" (SCD)
Well, it looks like not only can celebrities suffer from cameltoe, but also friends of celebrities can suffer from cameltoe as well. You know what that means? Yup. It’s contagious. I know, sad news. As I write about this air-born/contagious cameltoe sickness I am already starting a charity walk and charity gold tournament to raise money to find a cure for contagious cameltoe. Please donate, now. Every penny helps. Well, the penny doesn’t help, but surely a nickle and a dime might. Scratch that, send at least $20.00. Moving on, Drew Barrymore and her friend were walking around Hollywood the other day, perhaps coming from the gym? Who cares, really. The only reason I posted this was so that we could play “The ImBringingBloggingBack Celebrity Cameltoe Rating System…to the Stars!” While her friend isn’t famous, hopefully this will make her famous. That’s right, I’m giving Drew’s friend 4 out of 5 camels. What an honor this must be for her. What an absolute honor. P.S, there’s a war out there. I know.
Mar
05
05
Cameron Diaz Hides Her Cameltoe
Cameron Diaz heads back from the gym, but this time she is covering up the cameltoe. That is very disappointing as so much of my traffic comes from the “cameltoe audience.” In other Cameron Diaz news, what’s up with her and Drew Barrymore being the new Ernie and Bert? After Drew bought a $12,000 Rolex Oyster watch for ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake’s birthday she ended up giving it to Drew Barrymore when the couple split up. Apparently the watch is engraved with the message, “I Love You.” Yeah good for those two. I hope that Drew and Cameron are very happy together. There hasn’t been a better girl-girl couple since Ellen and Anne Heche. There is no word yet if Drew and Cameron will be getting extremely short haircuts and purchasing an abundance of Birkenstocks and flannel cut-off shirts.Who Said That!?! and Who Blocked That Cameltoe!?!
Feb
26
26
Cameron & Drew Play Puff Puff Pass
Why those wiley little minx! Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz took a little time to unwind while vacationing in Hawaii. Some people say it’s just a cigarette, while others are speculating that it’s a little bit of the marijuana that the kids are wild about these days. I say if it’s drugs where are the receipts? Maybe they just “found it on the ground” or “are just holding it for a friend.” The possibilities are endless. Hopefully after their “festivities” their conversations actually got interesting. I’d need about 10 of those to deal with those two together. It would be like being permanently trapped on the set of Charlies Angles. I wish I was there actually. I would have totally made it into a real bad after school special. I would have also tried to make a citizens arrest.
