More Mindless Stories on ‘dirt nap’
Apr
18
18
MTV The Hills: Jason Wahler Plays YouTube
It’s tough when The Hills isn’t on. IBBB readers are still emailing me about my thoughts on everything “The Hills” related. It’s tough when the show is on a break. Luckily I found this gem of a video. It’s been around for a couple of months, but you know me, I’m famous for day-old news. While this isn’t “news” it is train-wreck video at it’s finest. Jason Wahler and “the other dude from The Hills Season One” taped themselves watching an episode of The Hills and trying to be funny. It’s awkward and embarrassing to watch. No joke, I stopped watching after 64 seconds. I have no idea what the rest of the video is like and refuse to feel this awkwardness again. It’s kinda like watching your home videos from your 2nd grade school play or talent show. You thought it was kick-ass at the time, but watching it years later makes you want to turn in your US Citizenship. Yeah, this video is kinda like that. Let’s head to Canada (not that there’s anything wrong with that)!
They titled this video “Duh Hills” instead of “The Hills.” Get it? They changed the word “the” to the word “duh.” Yeah, creative. It’s time for J Wahl to get ready for his dirt nap. It’s his only option at this point. Dude, you were on 2 top rated reality shows and now you’re on YouTube. I’ve never been on any show and I’m on YouTube. See where I’m going with this? Yeah. Dirt nap.
Mar
29
29
Halle Berry Tried to Kill Herself
Halle Berry recently told Parade Magazine that she tried to commit suicide, a.k.a take a dirt nap after her failed marriage to David Justice. See, now I would have assumed that Halle would have tried to off herself after the movie “CatWoman,” but nope, it was after a bad relationship.
So, how was Halle going to do it? Toaster in the bathtub? Running into traffic? Sitting through a Celine Dion concert? Nope, nope, and perhaps. Actually, Halle was going to pull the old “sit in the car (with it turned on) while parked in the garage and take a nap” suicide attempt.
Halle says in the interview:
“I was sitting in my car, and I knew the gas was coming, when I had an image of my mother finding me. She sacrificed so much for her children, and to end my life would be an incredibly selfish thing to do. It was all about a relationship. My sense of worth was so low. I promised myself I would never be a coward again.”
Well thank God she didn’t go through with it. We certainly don’t need any hot dead celebrities. The ugly ones can do what they want (I’m talking to you Diane Keaton), but not the hot ones.
Time for an IBBB Public Service Announcement: Suicide is a very serious thing and not to be taken lightly. If you think you know someone who may be trying to take a dirt nap or has indicated that they want to take a dirt nap….or as even erased all their saved shows on their Tivo, please get them help immediately. The more you know. Ding, ding, dong.
Moving on, the photos above are from a photo opp for Halle’s new movie “Perfect Stranger” while she was in Madrid. Perfect timing to drum up some free publicity!
