More Mindless Stories on ‘diddy’
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Diddy was throwing a party and Mariah and her boobs were all invited! What a treat! Diddy was having his “The Real White Party” in the Hampton’s.
Thanks for inviting me, Diddy. Nothing brings back “equality for all” quite like a “Real White Party.” Rumor has it the Laurie Ann Gibson was passing out white pointy hats at the door. Oh, and don’t even try to pass off any other color for white. Nope. Not off-white. Not eggshell. Not khaki. Not cream. Not even whipped cream. Diddy literally won’t let you in. Other random party goers included Lil Kim (and her eyebrows), Christie Brinkley (because that
makes sense), Ryan Seacrest (because he was probably working the party), Star Jones (no comment needed), and Lorraine Bracco (because 75 is the new 72). So to sum up, everything was white. Somewhere that day executives at NBC were smiling.
Who Said White!?
Mariah Carey’s Boobs Go To a Party
What happens when Diddy hosts the Sean John CFDA after party at Marquee in NYC? He gets a piss-poor turn out of celebrity guests.
Less than half of his all girl group, Danity Kane
, (that was supposed to be an international powerhouse, what happened?) showed up. That would be Aubrey O’Day and “the other chick.” I think I finally know what “Danity Kane
” is supposed to mean. White-trash-street-walking-stripper-drag-queens. Bonus points for me using over 5 hyphens. Seriously? do these chicks think that looks good. I mean, at one point they both had to be in the mirror and thinking, “Ok, perfect. Ready to go.” So who else showed up for this after party free-for-all? A-List guests included, “the miss universe chick from the United States who recently fell on stage,” “the girl who won America’s Next Top Model two seasons ago,” and “the girl who actually won the Miss Universe contest.”
I don’t find it necessary to actually find out any of their names.
Diddy runs the city. Allegedly Diddy also throws chairs
. If there’s one you know about me it’s that I think there is nothing better than “boom cat, boom boom cat” from MTV’s Making the Band. What a real Monday treat it was for me when I read that “boom cat, boom boom cat” (choreographer Laurie Ann Gibson
) has allegedly filed a complaint against Diddy for throwing a chair at her during the filming of the new Making the Band season. Diddy, of course, is saying that this claim is false and that this is just another example of people trying to take advantage of his fame. Someone on the NYPD has verified that the complaint had been made, but that no criminal activity had been found.
Uh, if this took place during the filming, couldn’t they just check the tape and see if it had, in fact, happened? Although, who hasn’t had a chair thrown at them once or twice? Laurie Ann could have done totally taught the chair to boom cat, boom boom cat.
Who Said That!?!
Best photo ever. What you can’t see if the math book Diddy is holding in front of his waist.
Meanwhile, Diddy is hosting an open casting call for the next season of Making the Band 4.
So if you are in Houston, LA, Chicago, Detroit, or New York and you want to become part of an all boy band that is as big and successful as Danity Kane
(who?) you should definitely try out. I’m hoping that this new season will be chock full of “boom cat, boom boom cat” as it always brought a smile to my face.
They should have a “Making the Blog.” I’d try out, but again only if there was some ‘boom cat, boom boom cat.’
Check Out the Audition Dates/Location Here
Who Shot That Look!?!