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The 2009 celebrity death march has poured right on into 2010 and taking some of the most random of celebrities in its path of destruction. Technically, I don’t know what any of what I just wrote means. Moving on. Zelda Rubinstein of Poltergeist fame died yesterday morning. She was taken off of life support in December after most of her organs had shut down.
While most will remember Zelda from Poltergeist, many of you will remember her from her role as Madame Serena in “Teen Witch.” She helped out that pathetic plain Jane, Louise, turn into the most popular and bitchtastic girl in her school. Several dance-offs later, Zelda is no longer with us. I blame Louise and her glum-chum buddy, Polly for her death. What the hell ever happened to Amanda Ingber?
In to celebrate Zelda’s life, please enjoy the secondhand embarrassment rendition of “Top That” from Teen Witch.
Casey Johnson, Johnson & Johnson Heiress and Tila Tequila’s Fiancee Dies. There are About 6 Things Wrong With That Sentence.
Daughter of the owner of the New York Jets, 30 year old Casey Johnson has died. Heiress to the Johnson & Johnson fortune, Casey was also reportedly the financee of Tila Tequila. Seriously, what?
TMZ spoke with Tila about Casey and we learned that she and Casey were fighting last week and that Casey stayed at Tila’s house on the 28th. Tila then tried contacting Casey on the 29th because Casey left her dogs at Tila’s house, but Casey’s phone has been shut off since that day and she could not contact her.
Police are now investigating this death and claim that Casey had been dead for several days before her body was discovered. Yowza. Seriously, if she killed herself over a fight with Tila Tequila, I’m going to kill myself! I’m sure there’s a “No More Tears” joke in here somewhere, but perhaps it’s a little too soon.