More Mindless Stories on ‘david beckham’
Jul
16
16
Talk Like Beckham, For Some Reason
Posted by IBBB
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Look, believe it or not I get contacted every day by PR companies who want me to blog about their client and what they’re up to or some product their endorsing. Sure it could be part of my “Operation Sellout,” but I never do it because, frankly, there’s never anything in it for me and, let’s face it, that’s really what I’m all about. However, this time a friend of a friend had passed this info over to me. So basically, I was trapped. And, this person actually reads my site so I figured it’s the least I can do. So here we go…..
David Beckham isn’t going to be arrested for talking on his cell phone (in that strange squeaky voice) while driving his Range Rover. No sir. With more and more laws being put into effect that bans the use of talking on your cell phone while driving there must be a way out of this mess? Well, there is. David Beckham uses his (here we go) “Motorola H12 Hands-Free Device” for all his cell phone calls. In fact, David has said:
“Whenever I’m driving around LA or heading to practice, I use my Motorola H12 to keep me connected to my mobile phone.”
What a treat. So ladies, buy this Motorola H12 and it’s like you’re sleeping with David Beckham. Guys, buy this Motorola H12 and it’s like you’re motorboating Victoria Beckham. Pedophiles, buy the Motorola H12 and it’s like your “taking the Beckham’s kids to the movies” if ya know what I mean. Buy. Buy. Buy.
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Aug
17
17
…In Other News…
Posted by IBBB
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Remember when you were little and made your very first goal on your new team and your picture was in US Weekly? Yeah, me either. David Beckham scores a goal and suddenly it’s breaking news. In other breaking news…~ Kimberly Stewart Tries to be Relavent ~ CelebritySmack
~ Britney White-Trashes up Allure Magazine ~ AgentBedHead
~ CelebrityBaby Pictures ~ CityRag
~ Lilly Allen Buys Underpants ~ DSF
~ Another Dancing Show Picks a Dancing Winner ~ EvilBeet
~ How ‘Bout Some Anna Faris Ass? ~ FatBack
~ Rihanna Has a Dead Animal On Her Heah ~ PopBytes
~ America’s Next Top Model Follow Up ~ POTP
~ Is Pink’s Marriage Taking a Dirt Nap? ~ Yeeeah
Jul
11
11
Poshtoria Doubles Up on Her Underwear and Isn’t Too Skinny. Nope. Not at All. Ok, Well a Little. And I Bet They Photoshopped That Too.
Hey creepy! What the hell is she looking at? Why is she looking at me like that. Anyway, Poshtoria and David Beckham skanked up the cover and the insides of W Magazine just in time to promote their new reality tv special that will premiere soon. Personally, I love how she can magically make her arm look “toothpick like” and how she is clearly wearing two sets of underwear. Perhaps she whizzes herself often. Perhaps she’s trying to conceal her penis. One may never know.
Jul
09
09
How Old Are the Beckham’s?
How old are the Beckham’s? I used a bit of “the Google” and discovered that David Beckham is 32 and Poshtoria is 33. Now don’t get me wrong, “skank” truly is timeless and ageless, but at some point how old is too old to wear Abercrombie? I thought that without a shadow of a doubt it was actually illegal to wear Abercrombie after 30. Maybe the law is different in England? However, Poshtoria and David are shown here in France to watch a little Formula One, so I guess the filthy French are a little more lenient with their laws.
Apr
18
18
Poshtoria Beckham Wears Bra, Becomes Less Interesting
Poshtoria celebrated her 33rd birthday by wearing a bra and shopping for a video camera. Interesting, yet not so. Looks like Poshtoria took the advice of US Weekly by putting on some type of bra contraption. I think this makes her less interesting. Let’s face it, she’s pretty uninteresting as it is, but at least we could always count on figuring out if we would have 6-more weeks of winter if Poshtoria wasn’t wearing a bra…if ya know what I mean….and I think ya do. What’s by favorite picture, you ask? That would be the one where they’re trying to buy a video camera from the sales guy who’s wearing a Ghost Buster’s t-shirt that says, “No Crackheads.” Yeah, I’d definitely buy something from someone who wore that. I mean, I did buy my car from a guy who sported a Members Only jacket, so I just assume that’s the same thing, but I digress.
