More Mindless Stories on ‘crash’
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James Blunt to Victim: You’re Crippled. You’re Crippled. It’s True.
When James Blunt’s rep was contacted for comment he stated, “He was overwhelmed by the swarm of paparazzi and was truly not aware of what happened. We’re very sorry for what happened, and we’re looking into the matter.”
Yeah sure blame the paparazzi. These guys get blamed for everything, including the war in Iraq. It would have been WAY more believe able if they just said that James was in such awe that a supermodel would actually date him that he became dizzy and never saw the guy near his car. Seriously, I need to become famous so that I can date a supermodel. And, when I do I’m totally going to full-on admit that she’s only dating me because I’m famous. I mean, every famous dude can get any hot and rich model. Well….that’s not always true. Example: Danny Devito and Rhea Perlman.
Mischa has had some tough breaks lately. First, her younger sister Britney’d herself into rehab and then shortly later Mischa crashed Nicole Richie’s car into another car. Ok, well not so much a crash as it was a bump, but “crash” just seems better. Mischa had just dropped off Nicole at the tanning salon when she bumped the other car and seemed pissed as she had to pull into a gas station to exchange papers with the other driver. Seriously if I was the other driver and Mischa Barton hit me in my car I would have either fallen out of my car or thrown myself through the windshield. That would have been my 15 minutes of fame. That’s it, the next time I’m in LA I’m just going to drive around all day and wait to be hit.
22Is It Wrong When Mischa is the Fat One?
The title for this one was really hard for me. I mean, should I go with, “Is It Wrong When Mischa is the Fat One?” or should I have gone with “3 Bitches on the Beach?” There are just so many tough choices to make in life. Anyway, Nicole Richie and Mischa Barton were enjoying their long walk on the beach in Malibu with Nicole’s dog. By the way, what’s up with the Inspector Gadget hat? It always reminds me of something that Freddy Krueger would wear.
