More Mindless Stories on ‘courtney love’
Apr
02
02
Skinny Courtney Love Makes Me Want Fat Women
Ok Courtney Love, we get it. You lost some weight. Bad idea. Now look at what you’ve done! Sure your arms and face look good, but once we scan a little further south it gets a bit dicey. And by “dicey” I actually mean horrific and monster like. This time around, Courtney Love is vacationing on a Hawaiian Beach…with a parrot…and scaring small children. I’m not sure if she lost the weight via a crash diet or perhaps maybe just some increased coke intake. I’m hoping for the later. At least if she’s going to be skinny she can be crazy too. Nobody needs a sober, skinny, sane person. Nobody.
Nov
02
02
Courtney Love Channels Kirstie Alley
Posted by IBBB
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Courtney Love was on Good Morning America stating that Mel Gibson played an integral part in helping her get sober. She also mentioned that she dropped acid when she was 4 years old. I don’t even think I could talk when I was 4, but that’s neither here nor there. While I applaud her for getting sober I actually blame Mel Gibson for making her fat. If she’s looking to shed a few of those extra pounds I hear that coke helps. Sometimes Crystal Meth can do the trick too. She should at least consider one of those options.
Oct
25
25
There’s Something About Courtney
Posted by IBBB
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I clearly spoke too soon when I said yesterday that Courtney Love actually looked good. After taking a bit of a closer look, she definitely is now channeling “There’s Something About Mary.” I don’t even want to think about how she got her hair like that. Urine on her pants yesterday and God knows what in her hair today. Courtney stepped up and out for the premeire of the movie by Borat.
Oct
24
24
Breaking News: Courtney Love is Normal
Posted by IBBB
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…well at least she looks normal in this picture. Courtney Love is leaving restaurant Mr. Chow with singer Jamie Burke and they look normal, so to speak. I mean the bottom of her pants are wet and she was inside, so there’s a good chance that it could be urine since this is Courtney Love we are talking about. However, I will give her the benefit of the doubt on this one.
