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I’ve had the whole summer to perfect my Photoshopping skills and it shows. In case you have been fooled, Courtney Cox is not, in fact, holding a parrot on her finger. Now that we’ve cleared that up, C. Cox was kind enough to sign autographs outside of Jimmy Kimmel yesterday while promoting her new show “Cougar Town.” If I were there I would just hold out a piece of paper that said, “Are the Friends really friends?” and then I’d just have her circle “yes” or “no.” That, my friends, is my new life mission. I must head to LA to fulfill my life dream.
Anygheller, isn’t C. Cox too young to be playing a cougar? Either way, I still think she’s looking good. I mean, I’m not going to come within 15 feet of watching her new show, but maybe I’ll wait to see the commercial and then use that 30 seconds to make an informed decision on the entire series and make jokes at others expense. Sounds like a solid strategy to me.
Why couldn’t I have been at the “Propr” clothing launch in NYC this week with Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox, suckers!? It would have been my best shot at following them around the whole night yelling, “Are the Friends really friends?” along with my other personal favorite, “Is there going to be a Friends reunion.” I don’t care that these jokes date back to the year 2000, they’re still brilliant in my book.
As a sidenote, that wine glass that Cox is holding is pretty much filled to the rim (with Brim). I’d like to say that this makes me like her about 97% better than I did before seeing this. I love a drunk, allegedly. I also allegedly like a drunk.
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Courtney Cox was out at night the other….night(?) and those tricky paparazzi-Nazis caught every step she took. I, of course, have a few questions for her and would have shouted them out if I were taking these photos of her:
Courtney! Are the “Friends” really friends?
Courtney! Is there going to be a Friends reunion?
Courtney! Are you walking to a Friends reunion right now?
Courtney! Is that a penis in your tight jeans?
Courtney! I said a penis!
Courtney! Why is that cell phone clipped onto your belt buckle like you’re a business man from 1999?
Courtney! Are those veins in your hands popping because you’re excited about a Friends reunion?
Courtney! Where’s Phebe’s?
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All the A-List stars were out the other night for the premiere of “The Butler’s in Love.” Well, it wasn’t so A-List and about half of the people walking the red carpet were related to the films director, David Arquette. Technically, by law, Courtney Cox had to be there. Jesse Spano was there because, basically, she had a green leather jacket to wear and figured it had been a week since she made people nervous with her freaky eyes. Anyway, you’ll notice in the first photo that Rosanna Arquette was there to support her brothers film. I figured it was important to post this picture in order to allow the Olsen Sluts a glimpse into their future. This is exactly how they’ll both be looking in about 20 more years. I know, that’s mean. I’m just kidding. They’re not going to look like that in 20 years. They’ll be dead in 20 years. Good day.
Ok, well that’s a bit of a stretch, but when David Arquette was on Howard Stern yesterday he did mention that he never saw Jennifer shed one tear over Brad, no one knew about the “Angelina thing,” and David only has sex with Courtney Cox. Go figure!?!
On Jen and Brangelina:
Howard: How hard it must have been for you, your wife is best friends with Jennifer Aniston, so you’re in the middle of that whole thing.
David: Jennifer’s great. When the marriage ended, it was sad.
Howard: Do you have to act like Brad’s an ass all the time?
David: No, I love Brad, he’s a great guy. He did some stuff that hurt our friend, but you know…
Howard: Do you ever see Jen cry?
David: No, no, never, not one tear shed.
Howard: There was speculation that the whole Vince Vaughn thing wasn’t true, that they never actually dated.
David: No, no, they dated, they really cared about each other.
Howard: How did you hear that Brad split? Did Courtney tell you?
David: Um, we knew, we all knew about it.
Howard: When did you find out he was sleeping with Angelina, did you know that?
David: That part was pretty much a surprise.
Howard: Did you give Jen advice, talk to her about her marriage?
David: In general, I think that if something’s not working out between people, you just move on.
Howard: Well they were working until Angelina came along..
David: Yeah, they wouldn’t have broke up if not for that. [laughs]
But all kidding aside with this whole thing, Jennifer is the greatest girl. Those magazines, they take something and it’s working for them so they play it out, but she’s not really that sad about the whole thing. She’s the greatest, she’s such a sweetheart, she’s so funny.
Howard: I don’t think Jen should hate her, she should hate Brad not Angelina.
David: I don’t think Jennifer hates her either, I don’t think it’s like that. The way they depict it is completely wrong. She’s a very strong woman, she’s totally solid and she’s just got a great attitude.
Howard: Have you talked to Brad?
David: I spoke to him once. We didn’t actually speak, I texted him, I just said congratulations on the baby and he wrote back.
On his marriage and sex life:
Howard: You and Courtney still go to therapy?
David: Yeah, we go to therapy once in a while.
David: Just stress from work. But I’m happy, don’t get me wrong, I love her.
Howard: Have you ever cheated on her?
David: Never! I’ve never had sex with anyone else.
Howard: How do you keep your sex life hot, does she dress up in little costumes?
David: No, she doesn’t dress up, she’s not a dress up kind of girl. I’ll put on a cowboy hat once in a while.
Howard: Do you fantasize about other women?
David: No, never. I don’t think in those terms anymore, when I was single I was crazy, but when I got engaged, I changed my whole attitude.