More Mindless Stories on ‘cindy crawford’
Aug
20
20
Cindy Crawford is No Joke
Posted by IBBB
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Seriously Cindy Crawford is no joke. How old is she now? 40’s right? She looks insanely good, insanely. I don’t know what Tyra is talking about saying that after you’re done modeling you go back to a normal weight and blah blah blah. Cindy is like 10 years older than Tyra and looks like she could be Tyra’s daughter…..if she was black….or if Tyra was white…..or if Tyra adopted a little white girl. You get the point.
Cindy and her husband were spotted the other day in Malibu, California walking hand in hand. This dude is crazy lucky and, possibly, also just crazy but that’s another story for another day and another blog about other stuff.
May
08
08
Cindy Crawford Has Yet to Age
Posted by IBBB
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Cindy Crawford may be 42, but she looks fresher than Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears combined….and mathematically has less freckles. Cindy was leaving Good Morning America after she was a guest the other day. No joke, I don’t think that Cindy has aged since she was like 27. I don’t even care if people say she’s had work done to her face. If she has, this is the kind of work that everyone should have done. No really, I mean everyone. So get out there on the streets of your hometown and take your favorite homeless beggar to the plastic surgeon and tell the doctor that you want them to look like this picture of Cindy Crawford. Not only will the world be a better place if everyone looked like her, but I’m pretty sure it would end the homeless problem, stop the terror attacks, reverse global warming, and remove allergies from our planet earth. See, IBBB can help solve all the worlds problems and it all stems from my shallow mentality. You’re welcome. 
