More Mindless Stories on ‘christina aguilera’
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Hey! That’s My Attention Whore!
I love attention whores. I also love whores. What a delightful combination those two make. Christina Aguioejrelslklajfoewjwla likes to lead a low-key life so she figured her best bet to get a quiet bite to eat was to head out to his hidden gem of a restaurant called The Ivy. The Ivy. Have you heard of it? Probably not. Most people haven’t. Somehow the paparazzi just happened to be there and were ready to attack her for a photo and possibly even her lobster risotto in a doggie bag.
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…In Other News…
I don’t care what people say, Christina Aguierelksalda isn’t pregnant, she’s just full. Are you not supposed to dye your hair when you’re pregnant? Good luck with that kid. Christina and her husband, Christina’s Husband, were out in LA the other night to check out Kenna perform at the El Rey Theatre. I don’t know what 3 of those words meant. In other news..
~ Sarah Jessica Parker in Another New Movie? ~ AgentBedHead
~ Eva Pigford in Aluminum ~ EvilBeet
~ Britney’s Mom Still Loves Her…And Her Money ~ CelebritySmack
~ Saint Jennifer Lopez de las Bronx is a Giant ~ POTP
~ Britney Sideboob ~ NinjaDude
~ Poshtoria’s Boobs Say “Hi” ~ DListed
~ Liz Taylor Officially Goes Nuts ~ MollyGood
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Christina Aguilera Cameltoe & Fupa!
Ah good times. Clearly, it’s time to play everyones favorite game The ImBringingBloggingBack Cameltoe Rating System…to the Stars! You know the rating system, you can be awarded up to 5 camels, but nobody has ever been given 5 camels before…until now. Christina Aguilera was in concert the other night in Sydney, Australia and I have awarded her 5 glorious camels. Why? It’s very simple, my friends. Christina is rocking the snow-white camel AND the Fupa AND she even has some “back-up cameltoe” with the chick on the right. Brilliant, brilliant, and brilliant. Technically, I think this is called “Back-Up Camel Fupa.” Congratulations Christina. You will clearly make it into our Hall of Fame.
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…In Other News…
Christina Aguierjeljasdjasla was showing off her “snow-white” cameltoe while performing in Tokyo during her world tour. Clearly, she doesn’t need backup singers has her “gentleman greeter” can sing as well. I think “singing cameltoe” is really a first for all of cameltoe-kind.
As a side note, sorry for my lack of posts today. I had friends staying with me in NYC for 2 days and, what can I say, they like to drink which makes me drink, which makes me sleep late, which makes me hungover. In other news…
~ Katie Holmes In a Bathing Suit ~ DSF
~ Kenny Rogers “Through the Years” ~ CelebritySmack
~ Is Christina With Child or Not? ~ AgentBedHead
~ Jack Osbourne Made Paris Hilton a Woman…Again ~ NinjaDude
~ Katie Couric Wants Out? ~ PopBytes
~ Suri Everywhere ~ POTP
~ Lindsay Hearts More Rehab ~ ASL
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Christina Aguilera is My Actual Nana
My Nana was pissed when Lindsay Lohan stole her shorts a few months ago. Well, my Nana is up in arms again since Christina Aguilera stole her boots, scarf, pink bag, hairnet, and sweater. I mean it’s one thing to rob rich people, but mugging my poor old Nana is just down right wrong! These crimes against the elderly must stop!
Christina Aguilera was caught with all my Nana’s stuff as she left the Mercer Hotel in New York with her little dogs….her dumb little dogs. Yeah, I said it. Dumb. Anyway, Christina was just taking a little break from her tour, Back to Basics(ally crap). As a side note, it was like in the 50’s – 60’s in NYC over the weekend. She’s dressed for Antarctica ski season.
